Foo - love my wifestress!

Beyond simply being a wonderful and beautiful woman, my lovely wife got me a pair of PI bibs and gloves for our anniversary! She's simply amazing!

I hope you got her something equally romantic, like shoes and pedals. Congrats on the anniversary

Try fancy chocolate and bath salts. No shoes/pedals as D. isn't into bikes, at all. She thinks that cycling is some sort of strange disease that I suffer from. :D Nice of her to feed the maddness!

Bring her over to the dark side. I put my girlfriend on a bike and took her in some trails and she was hooked. Now I just got to get her on the road and my evil plan is complete...

Wait till she gets you something expensive out of nowhere, then you're in trouble...

Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?

I would reccommend you do A LOT of research & come up with a vacation site with an excellent spa (which also happens to be near excellent bike trails).

^ Hawaii has spas and biking. Go. Go Now!

^^

As soon as I am gainfully employed as something other than a student!

:beer: Here's to that day coming soon!:beer:

Wait till she gets you something expensive out of nowhere, then you're in trouble...
She was expecting a 2ct min. solitare, huh? :p

Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?

Yeah, apparently she thought it was worth it to not hear
"are we there yet?"
"hey, that engine mount looks kind of loose"
"are we there yet?"
"Hi, Jack!"
"are we there yet?"
"do you smell the APU burning?"
"كما نقول بالعامية: على راسي"
etc etc for 5 straight hours.

She was expecting a 2ct min. solitare, huh? :p

Yeah, I'm gonna get her a 2 carrot solitare.

Yeah, I'm gonna get her a 2 carrot solitare.
You have no idea what you have set yourself up for, getting her designer purses and crap. Better bring the lube with you when you head to tiffany's. :p

"كما نقول بالعامية: على راسي"



WTF?

WTF?

That's what she said.


You have no idea what you have set yourself up for, getting her designer purses and crap. Better bring the lube with you when you head to tiffany's. :p

I think my plan to load her up with Coach purses might've back fired, she's been hinting at some 2 thousand dollar dior purse...

I think my plan to load her up with Coach purses might've back fired, she's been hinting at some 2 thousand dollar dior purse...
Bwaaahaaaa, I am not surprised. And if she wants a $2K purse, the ring will have to be at least 5 figures. Sucks to be you man! Whenever my boyfriend hints at a ring I just tell him to be quiet. :lol:

Yeah but do you do things most american girls think are dirty? :p

Yeah but do you do things most american girls think are dirty? :p
I do things most american guys would think are dirty, and I like them and ask for more. :p

I do things most american guys would think are dirty, and I like them and ask for more. :p

No one wants to hear about your time of the month... NO ONE.

No one wants to hear about your time of the month... NO ONE.
I detect jealousy. Sorry, not everyone can have a gay male trapped in a woman's body for their girlfriend. :p

I detect jealousy. Sorry, not everyone can have a gay male trapped in a woman's body for their girlfriend. :p

Wait, so you're actually a man?

Wait, so you're actually a man?
With a 'gina and boobs. :p

With a 'gina and boobs. :p

Tranvestite? Yeah this thread is getting disturbing.

Tranvestite? Yeah this thread is getting disturbing.
Transvestites wear clothes, not body parts from the opposite sex!

Your girlfriend doesn't have her tubes tied either. I can't begin to tell you how great the lack of hormonal *****iness and other problems from the pill is. :D

Transvestites wear clothes, not body parts from the opposite sex!

O rly... then your secret is safe with me.

Nope, you don't even know what the secret I am getting in a few weeks will be. ;)

More parts to complete the transformation? Haha I crack myself up... No no, I joke, I joke because I love.

More parts, yes. But it's titanium you'll never get to see. ;) The boyfriend likes the idea, and we have both agreed that we need to get whatever we want done now so it has some chance of healing well.

Yeah... so what was the story with the psp? Did she really just want to keep you quiet on the airplane?

So, here I am thinking that was some oblique reference to the Mile High Club... :rolleyes:

So, here I am thinking that was some oblique reference to the Mile High Club... :rolleyes:

Homeland security and the flight marshall would... not appreciate that. Then again if I charter my own plane I can do whatever the hell I want on it...

Hehe, doubt I'll be joining the club anytime soon because if given the choice, I'd much rather ride motorcycles there with my boyfriend.

You need to diversify your hobbies a little bit. Include flying and yachting too.

Yachts are for wusses. Sport boats are where it's at, but way too much money and time for my liking unless I lived waterfront with a backyard dock.

Flying, well I do that when I go over a raised railroad crossing. :D

You're like the R600 of Foo. Someday you'll be eternally quoted.

I dialed it up to 100+hp and the ninja screamed the scream of a tortured but utterly masochistic machine.

:p