Foo - Dumbest Minds of Modern Times?

So here's the Yang to the Yin of all these threads about the greatest minds of our times...

I hereby nominate Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, former Iraqi Information Minister, for his complete and utter inability to recognize defeat.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

I'm sure there are better ones out there, but he came to mind first. Definitely check out the "M.S.S. Throughout History" link. ;)

I hereby nominate Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, former Iraqi Information Minister, for his complete and utter inability to recognize defeat.
Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.

GW?

I mean c'mon, when a small volunteer firestation in Florida sends aid to New Orleans faster than the Commander in Chief of arguably the most powerful country in the world... That's gotta be up there.

Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.

Hehe... :)

Certain nominations are off-limits to me by virtue of my lot in life...

In otherwords I nominated your boss? :D

I nominate Cindy Sheehan for wrecking her marriage, alienating her family, and making a general ass of herself in public just to prove the Prez ruined her life.

I love the "dumbest minds" thing--makes it easy to keep believing you're smart, and saves you all that pesky thinking business.

Is self nomination allowed? just asking.

I love the "dumbest minds" thing--makes it easy to keep believing you're smart, and saves you all that pesky thinking business.

I don't want a debate. I'm just asking people's opinions. :rolleyes:

Thats funny, because you like to start them.

Thats funny, because you like to start them.

I think nominations for "Master of the Obvious" are in another thread.

**** may roll down hill, but you're not above me. If you need a punching bag, look elsewhere.

I take crap off of nobody, and that includes you. I figure fair is fair. You out of the blue go and trash my thread, so why shouldn't I do the same?

**** may roll down hill, but you're not above me. If you need a punching bag, look elsewhere.

I take crap off of nobody, and that includes you. I figure fair is fair. You out of the blue go and trash my thread, so why shouldn't I do the same?

I feel quite comfortable with my belief that it's wrong to blow my pets' heads off with shotguns, thanks. If that makes me an enemy somehow, I can live with that just fine.

You're big and important. Feel better?

I don't consider myself big or important. I just hold grudges against people who slam me.

Bike Joust!



And to the topic: George Rex and Prince Wolfowitz

I don't consider myself big or important. I just hold grudges against people who slam me.

There are plenty of people who agreed with my comments in that thread... make sure you keep your whole list current.

I asked for opinions, and got many. But from you, I got insults.

You guys please stop.

You guys please stop.

Seconded. Arguments can be settled through PM's. Not to be confused with PMS, which starts many argu... Uh, never mind, I'll shut up now. :o





And if anyone was offended, that was meant as nothing more than a little humor to lighten the mood - feel free to send me a PM if you feel otherwise ;)

And if anyone was offended, that was meant as nothing more than a little humor to lighten the mood - feel free to send me a PM if you feel otherwise ;)

No offense taken, in fact it's appreciated.

Is self nomination allowed? just asking.

Self-deprecation is encouraged. Just skip the cruel parts and go right to funny. :)

Barry Bonds

There are plenty of people who agreed with my comments in that thread... make sure you keep your whole list current.


is this from the "i am gonna go out back and shoot my dog" thread?

" Arguments can be settled through PM's. Not to be confused with PMS, which starts many argu... Uh, never mind, I'll shut up now."


:roflmao:




Another classic quote for the sig bank!:D

I'll nominate the people who decided to put a caveman sit-com on the air.
Bam Margera needs to be high on the list too.

Forever ago I guessed that commercial series was going to be made into a tv show.

Forever ago I guessed that commercial series was going to be made into a tv show.

Has that actually aired anywhere? I obviously haven't been keeping up.

Has that actually aired anywhere? I obviously haven't been keeping up.

It isn't scheduled to bomb and go down in flames after one or two episodes until this fall.

It isn't scheduled to bomb and go down in flames after one or two episodes until this fall.

:lol: I think that line was funnier than either of the forthcoming episodes.

I'll nominate the people who decided to put a caveman sit-com on the air.
Bam Margera needs to be high on the list too.


I'd have to disagree with putting Bam Margera on the list....he didn't graduate high school and he has figured out that he can sell his asinine stunts in television form to the American tv viewer. By the way...he is a millionaire from his stupidity. I guess stupidity is how you define it...

Forever ago I guessed that commercial series was going to be made into a tv show.


Or the other way 'round...it's all the same really, televison. Just a sales pitch with explosions and cleavage.


I personally nominate the gargantuan drooling gestalt mass symbiote that eats Cheetoes and beers, and burps during sentimental scenes in classic films before flipping back to the game, eyes glued to the tube.



Free your minds, and your asses will follow....hopefully on a bicycle. It beats walking, and I like walking.

*yawn*

quit that dauphin or we will all start yawning. It's contagious you know.

All of the silly Baldwin brothers...

quit that dauphin or we will all start yawning. It's contagious you know.

No it's not!

*yawn*

is too

ironic Yawn,lol

Me and Ryan either pre or post yawn.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/ryan030.jpg

****s T R E T C H*****

http://photos.imageevent.com/luv4low/miscpics/websize/rosie.jpg

Is self nomination allowed? just asking.
Just in case it's not allowed....

I nominate jsharr. Definitely a very, very worthy candidate.

Well since it's been clarified that only opinions are sought...

I nominate anyone who's bought a new American car made car after 1970.

An even dumber subset in the above are those who bought a caravan.

And the dumbest caravan owners buy this, a "Caravan Sport". Talk about freakin' denial.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j203/TeteDeCourse/wussymobile.jpg

I hereby nominate Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf, former Iraqi Information Minister, for his complete and utter inability to recognize defeat.

I nominate George Bush, for his complete and utter inability to recognize victory.

Edit: Somehow I messed up the image. We have all seen the pics anyway.

I nominate Steve-O for this award....anyone stupid enough to tattoo their own face on their entire back, giving two thumbs up, with the quote "Dude, I rock!"....is a moron of an incredibly high caliber.

other dumb things he did:
pulled a fishhook through his cheeck, then allowed himself to be used as the bait for shark fishing.

wore a fishbowl that had a hose coming out of it, that went to a funnel....and some guy was farting into the funnel.

....I can't go into it anymore, too much of this stuff is not board appropriate....all i would say is if he was my child, I would change my name...

I nominate Steve-O for this award....anyone stupid enough to tattoo their own face on their entire back, giving two thumbs up, with the quote "Dude, I rock!"....is a moron of an incredibly high caliber.

other dumb things he did:
pulled a fishhook through his cheeck, then allowed himself to be used as the bait for shark fishing.

wore a fishbowl that had a hose coming out of it, that went to a funnel....and some guy was farting into the funnel.

....I can't go into it anymore, too much of this stuff is not board appropriate....all i would say is if he was my child, I would change my name...


Once again...like Bam Margera, Steve-O is a millionaire because of his stunts. The things he does might be stupid but he has found a way to essentially make money appear out of thin air.

I nominate Cindy Sheehan for wrecking her marriage, alienating her family, and making a general ass of herself in public just to prove the Prez ruined her life.

What's so dumb about becoming famous and setting yourself up for potential riches?

I'd have to disagree with putting Bam Margera on the list....he didn't graduate high school and he has figured out that he can sell his asinine stunts in television form to the American tv viewer. By the way...he is a millionaire from his stupidity. I guess stupidity is how you define it...

Exactly. That's why anyone famous (if they have gained their fame through their own accord) should not be considered dumb.

So the person you are looking for is probably in this list. (http://www.darwinawards.com/)

People who shell out for lottery tickets every week?

People who accept invitations to mod forums? Self nomination again.