Foo - Ever sleep with your Boss?

One of my first jobs after college, I was working part time in a health food store, I ended up hooking up with the store manager. Years later I actually met my wife when I was her boss. I was managing a restaurant and she was a part time waitress. Things definitely get a little strange at work after that.

Nope, can't say that I have.

A good friend of mine, 21 mind you, slept with a woman in one of his classes...who later turned out to be a mom, who later turned out to be married...to the chief of police :eek:

I was an apprentice working for a plumber way way back. He went to Canada fishing and his wife didn't want me to go without work so she had me over to their house mowing, raking, cleaning pool etc. Well about a week into this she just throws me on the couch and procedes to give me my first hummer.



Does this count?

Well about a week into this she just throws me on the couch and procedes to give me my first hummer.

I envy that story.

I've never had a female boss that I was attracted to.

I've never had a female boss that I was attracted to.

Same. But a friend of mine banged this girl he was tutoring. She was hotter than a habenero.

My buddy in high school (16) was banging the 50+ year old married Japanese language teacher....what a trooper!

I could sue for all sorts of harassment. Self employed.

I could sue for all sorts of harassment. Self employed.

In more ways than one. ;)

- sure, i've slept with the boss...

- every night...

THe 50 yr old ROTC teacher at my school was farkin' around with a 15 yr old freshmen, details very recently revealed. What a trooper!

Same. But a friend of mine banged this girl he was tutoring. She was hotter than a habenero.
Didn't we ALL do this?

Hey, it happens!

THe 50 yr old ROTC teacher at my school was farkin' around with a 15 yr old freshmen, details very recently revealed. What a trooper!

Not to get off topic, it's just odd the way in which feelings flip when the sex of the participants also flips...

- sure, i've slept with the boss...

- every night...

You beat me too it. I was about to post the whole wife = boss reference.

I work as a salvage diver. All of my bosses have always been big type A alpha males who yell a lot.


BTW... NO! I have never slept with any of them you sickos. :lol:

You beat me too it. I was about to post the whole wife = boss reference.

- because you are a man!

- viva los testiculos!

p.s. it's tough to be a man, baby!

:-)

I work as a salvage diver. All of my bosses have always been big type A alpha males who yell a lot.


BTW... NO! I have never slept with any of them you sickos. :lol:
I wonder if you have ever worked with/for my cousin. I believe he owns a salvage diving business and has worked from Miami/Keys down to Central America (and he would fit your description of a big type A alpha male who likes to yell a lot too).

I had a tryst with an FBI agents wife, I wonder if thiat's why my life has been in the crapper ever since?

Never with my boss, but after my freshman year in college I slept with his daughter. That was an uncomfortable couple of weeks afterward.

I wonder if you have ever worked with/for my cousin. I believe he owns a salvage diving business and has worked from Miami/Keys down to Central America (and he would fit your description of a big type A alpha male who likes to yell a lot too).

Name? Feel free to PM me if you want. It would be my first PM. I'm new. :lol:

I've never had a female boss, and I'm not gay. So no.

Name? Feel free to PM me if you want. It would be my first PM. I'm new. :lol:
Consider yourself no longer a "PM" virgin. I've deflowered you. :D

nope....all the female bosses I've had werre mighty scary or far older than me.


One of them literally looked liked a old troll, and was about as charismatic as one too.


Then we had "Biohazard"....which was back in college days, when I worked fast food....she was only 4 years older than me, and she looked like she was old enough to be someone's grandmother (at the time she was 23)....oh and heaven knows where she's been...so hell no, I wouldn't touch anything down there with a biohazard suit and a 10ft pole (where the nickname came from).


Then the rest of my female bosses were 60-something years old.....I may be all for the MILFs, but that's taking it a little bit far right there.

boss -- no.

but I did hook up with the boss's girlfriend once ;)

I've never had a female boss, and I'm not gay. So no.


*snicker*

You callin me gay???

Are you?

I had a tryst with an FBI agents wife, I wonder if thiat's why my life has been in the crapper ever since?

That takes some balls.

Are you?

See where you quoted me;)

Prove it.

Prove it.

I kinda already did;)

Really? How?

No answer. Thought so. :p

*sighs*

Er.....do you two need to get a room or something? :eek:

For what?

No, but I have with the bosses daughter, at the bosses house at lunch break.

This was back at Napa and I shoved her out of the way from a falling brake rotor.

For what?

Proof.


Moving on. One of the managers at the spa I'm at was hot, then she got fired. No sleeping with bosses (or said fired manager), though.

That takes some balls.

I believe the FBI agent took his balls... hence Stacy being who she is now..

Not directly, no.

However, I work for a huge company that celebrated it's 150 birthday a few years back. They had an all-out party at a big arena. Needless to say the night of open bar on the company's tab made sure that things got messy. I wound up hooking up with an executive vice president from another division. In a huge firm pretty much anyone is a VP, but at her level she answered directly to the CFO. Although she was not my boss, she was quite a few rungs above me on the corporate ladder.

No. Bad idea people. Banging the pastor's wife would probably get you in less trouble.

One of my first jobs after college, I was working part time in a health food store, I ended up hooking up with the store manager. Years later I actually met my wife when I was her boss. I was managing a restaurant and she was a part time waitress. Things definitely get a little strange at work after that.

Is there a pattern here ?

Never did, don't want too.

I believe the FBI agent took his balls... hence Stacy being who she is now..


Nope. Seperate and unrelated incidences. :D

No. Bad idea people. Banging the pastor's wife would probably get you in less trouble.


Possibly, it all depends on the details :)

I'm leaving my twisted mental paintbrush out of this thread, it's getting mighty weird and screwed up today.....my mind is soooooo far down this morning that it makes the gutter look like the wading pool.

Ever sleep with your Boss?

absolutely!

i sleep with my wife at least a couple times every year.

Ever sleep with your Boss?

absolutely!

i sleep with my wife at least a couple times every year.

All I have to say to this is EWWWW!!! Nasty in my case. :)