Foo - Ok, so I did wear my helmet.

Yep, yes sir.

I woke up, and looked at my computer screen. I was like, "wimmins are boycotting the pic thread?" RAWRRRR. So I tensed my rippling muscles, and went crazy.



So I realized I needed to get my helmet on ASAP. I couldn't figure out how it went.



I hit the trail. It was hot. So I decided, why do I need shorts? I mean, my undies look like white spandex anyways.


Right before this pic, I slipped fell face first into a bush. I got stickers all up my crack, and everywhere on me. My body itched for hours after that. Took me forever to get all the stickers off. :(





Boy oh boy was it fun, stopping in front of people to get my "white tights" out of my butt crack.

All in a good day, on the westsiadde.

Now all we have to do is get you in Spandex and on Skinny wheels and the evil plan is complete!http://iconhell.com/i/iconhell_surrealthoughtz_mwahahaa.gifhttp://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileyes.gif

My eyes! My eyes!

That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.

Nothing quite fills a day like indecent exposure and taping a helmet on.

Or so I hear.

That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. You're complementing me. What the hell KT? :rolleyes:

That third pic is actually pretty good Jon. Almost looks like you are coming down from some nice air. And you look soooo cool with that helmet.


I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.


:mad: :mad:

You crack up my shizzle.

I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.If someone is hating on The Cypress, you should totally cut them with your nipplestars.

I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.


:mad: :mad:
I win.

If someone is hating on The Cypress, you should totally cut them with your nipplestars.


I wonder if those stars were the kind you had to lick first.

I wonder if those stars were the kind you had to lick first.


No. But my nipples are.

Oh so you lick the nipples and the stars will stick?

Oh so you lick the nipples and the stars will stick?


You got it!

How? How will they stick?

How? How will they stick?


Well, send me pics (or vids) of you attempting it, and I will critique. ;)

The Cypress lactates glue.

The Cypress lactates glue.


I urinate in reverse.

Well, send me pics (or vids) of you attempting it, and I will critique. ;)


Attempting what?

So yours bends? Mine doesn't bend.

I urinate in reverse.You must go through a lot of mouthwash.

hehe Nice legs Jon....

hehe Nice legs Jon....
Thanks Gio. :D

All natural. I don't shave.

Well I shape my nipples, but that's it.

Well I shape my nipples, but that's it.

...say what? *raises eyebrow*

:roflmao: it's late.

But really, I do shape my nipples with hair gel.

No, its not. I have all night...

Nice helmet there Jon! It looks pretty cool. I see though that you are still modeling undergarments!:D

Nice helmet there Jon! It looks pretty cool. I see though that you are still modeling undergarments!:D
PATH, those are his shorts. :p

Yes! His boxer shorts!:D

White spandex is in this time of year.

.........and his tighty whities. Don't make me post THE pic....

Siu, please do!;)

Jon?

Everyone has it ingrained in their memory already. Right???

I'm talking about the *other* pic. The one with the camera pointing UP.

I suppose this presents an existential dilemma!:D

PATH - Do you:

1. Promise not to sue me?
2. Promise not to hold me liable for any psychological damage that may occur?
3. Promise not to wear pink after said viewing?
4. Have an open mind?
5. Have bleach on hand?
6. Like to lick the ears of elves?

If you can agree to the above then the pic will be exposed

PATH - Do you:

1. Promise not to sue me?
2. Promise not to hold me liable for any psychological damage that may occur?
3. Promise not to wear pink after said viewing?
4. Have an open mind?
5. Have bleach on hand?
6. Like to lick the ears of elves?

If you can agree to the above then the pic will be exposed
:lol: :lol: :D

You forgot #7

7. Say a 100 hail marys, and continue to say them during viewing of said photo.

also, don't forget the garlic around your neck. Don't wanna forget that.

I am going to hate myself in the morning aren't I? Okay! But the elf better be like the gal in Lord of the Rings!

I don't like where this is going.

Maybe I can derail this thread like the other one.

Give me a minute to think of something.

Too late it is already a train wreck!

I don't like where this is going.

Maybe I can derail this thread like the other one.

Give me a minute to think of something.
This should get things going...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/wethepeople101/other%20stuff/baby.jpg

In all seriousness that photo of the baby is really not funny..................

Yes it is.

Jon, you should wear sunblock.

i think i just threw up a little

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. You're complementing me. What the hell KT? :rolleyes:
Trust me...it felt just as weird to me. :D

I see how it is... Hate on TeH Cypress, but praise t3h Pheard for his underiffic pics.


:mad: :mad:

Someday you too might have a bod like Jon's
(but let's hope you never get that sick)

"captain underpants" strikes again...

Yep, yes sir.

I woke up, and looked at my computer screen. I was like, "wimmins are boycotting the pic thread?" RAWRRRR. So I tensed my rippling muscles, and went crazy.



So I realized I needed to get my helmet on ASAP. I couldn't figure out how it went.

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z269/PinkyJonJon/13.jpg


:lol: I never have laughed so hard!!!

Okay all the tigtie whitie shots can be tolearated, as the shot of the ocean restored balance.