Foo - Will i ever be as cool a Cypress?

I dont think so. Cypress is awesome.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/ryanf_1997/MVC-013S.jpg

Hows that for awesome guads?

You two should totally drag race. Whoever can drope the hamer the most wins the coveted Golden Guad.

This thread is uber-creepy.

A pack of blue stars would be a start.

No, on second thought, don't go there...

I like your sig HigherGround.

no. period. no.

cypress's quads got yours beat by 10 gazzillion.

We need a pic of you in kit on your bike, ryanf, baybuh! :D

Don't question, don't resist. Just do it! :)

Cypress rules. So does TheKillerPenguin and waterrockets.

ryan, I'm not saying you'll never be a cool as Cypress, but part of cool is not obsessing about things in public.

ya cause cypress=ryanf

No. But for some reason i'm glad this thread is here.

No.

Ryan, you are cool in your own way. You don't need to be cool like anyone else. :)

Not till you learn to take better pic-ters.

Pics ryan pics.

Lets see some race results... Then we'll talk.

coolness is measured my guads. lets talk now cypress.

coolness is measured my guads. lets talk now cypress.


Results from a sanctioned race.

group rides are almost as good.

This is like a tennis match...

RyanFcan you post pics of yourself covered in blue and red stars so that we can get an accurate comparison? But honestly, my gut feeling is NO, you will never equal the coolness that is Teh Cypress.

RyanFcan you post pics of yourself covered in blue and red stars so that we can get an accurate comparison? But honestly, my gut feeling is NO, you will never equal the coolness that is Teh Cypress.


This is a valid point.

^ thank you^

I know someone that looks like cypress, Mashes like him. He is just like Cypress.

Jeff, can you tell me the score now?

I know someone that looks like cypress, Mashes like him. He is just like Cypress.
Cypress, how cool is your best friend? Can RyanF at least claim title to be as cool as Teh BFF of Teh Cypress? I mean he knows someone that both looks like and mashes like you?

group rides are almost as good.

This is a joke right?

I hung with the people from my first ride who's guads make yours look like pencils...group rides, i'm afraid, most likely don't mean much of anything bud.

Cypress, how cool is your best friend? Can RyanF at least claim title to be as cool as Teh BFF of Teh Cypress? I mean he knows someone that both looks like and mashes like you?


That guy is practically me. We should mate.

Okay, so can RyanF at least be as cool as say, the guy that sold the coffee to the guy that works next to your best friend?

1. God I hope not.

2. When you fixate on any man's body other than your own, then I think you want to be more than "cool like him." But hey, that's you.

3. Real mother****ers will tell you that it's a good thing that they ain't that cool...cause that might mess up their swagger.

all valid points dipper!

and that last one explains my perpetual swaggerlessness.

i would never send blue & red stars to Ryanf, therefore he will never be as cool as the soul crusher.

I dont think so. Cypress is awesome.
Hows that for awesome guads?
pfft, nuthin, those are girly-man legs :p

meh, put Ryanf, R600 and Cypress in a cyclo-death match. then
we'll know the score.
Crusher of souls indeed.

Ryanf - I hate to tell you but those aren't anything to write home about - my quads are bigger than yours by a long shot and much more gnarly. You are too young to be gnarly. Doing full extensions with your legs and then taking a photo says you don't have anything when your legs are relaxed.

I am going to say Cypress is cool just because I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE UNDERWEAR PHOTOS!

Ryanf - I hate to tell you but those aren't anything to write home about - my quads are bigger than yours by a long shot and much more gnarly. You are too young to be gnarly. Doing full extensions with your legs and then taking a photo says you don't have anything when your legs are relaxed.

I am going to say Cypress is cool just because I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE UNDERWEAR PHOTOS!
speak for yourself! :lol:

speak for yourself! :lol:


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m106/Cypress818/roflcopter.gif

http://www.itcanwait.com/content/rofl/lollercoaster0.gif

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/big_shoe.png

BDG! I thought you owned me one! NOOOOOOOO! :eek:

BDG! I thought you owned me one! NOOOOOOOO! :eek:
Ok ok ok.... no more pics in his boxers...
Thong is next!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.itcanwait.com/content/rofl/lollercoaster0.gif

Okay, that is seriously cool!

Ok ok ok.... no more pics in his boxers...
Thong is next!!!!!!!!!!!

Cabana boy in a thong. :eek: An unsavory image if there ever was one.

Thong is next!!!!!!!!!!!


I have a feeling this will violate the rules/terms of the forum...

Cabana boy in a thong. :eek: An unsavory image if there ever was one.
definitlion of THONG



T he skin on bologna
H orrible sight
O 'really
N ever go swimming in cold water
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I have a feeling this will violate the rules/terms of the forum...

...not to mention western civilization.

I have a feeling this will violate the rules/terms of the forum...

I week banned. Not that bad. :rolleyes:

Portis, you are the worst person ever invented.

That's just wrong. Image removed for obvious reasons.

It is happens, I WILL pose like that man.

It is happens, I WILL pose like that man.

Fine. Just wait 'til you're in your fifties, too.