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merider1
06-16-07, 08:02 PM
Okay, guys, this was to be accompanied by pictures (quite dramatic might I add), but they will just have to be posted tomorrow when I retrieve my power cord and I don't want to wait. Today, Ovoleg, a So Cal member that you may or may not have heard of :p, went down on the Baldy ride and got scraped up a bit. I rode back with him to Encanto and he was a tough guy, but I can tell you, he took a spill! He was very polite and not the least bit whiny! His account about this crash is in the Baldy thread, but basically it couldn't be avoided and he skid several feet skinning up his leg and arm and tearing a small grapefruit-sized hole in his shorts. (again, pictures will be posted tomorrow!)

I've met and ridden with this young man (a student working very hard - and, come on, we can all remember what it was like to be 22 again, right?) and I really like him. I've teased him endlessly about his old cycling shorts that had holes in them (I saw them on the Santa Barbara Century on which he joined and was a very enthusiastic rider). So, today, he shows up in a brand new pair of Pearl Izumi shorts (with no holes). Well, bless his heart, those shorts are now toast and, um, indecent as that hole inevitably will get larger.

Normally, I'm all about indecent, but just in jest! In reality, I feel terrible for him as I'm sure those shorts cost quite a bit! Also, his cleat was destroyed, so he's looking at an expense to replace the shorts and his cleats. So, we (several riders today) came up with the idea - that is NOT a joke - to start a fund to replace his shorts and cleats. We're not talking a whole lot of money here - but enough to get him back into decent coverage!

Therefore, I am appealing to the you, the BF So Cal members, to please contribute to this fund. A $1 to $5 donation is all I'm asking, and if you'll pledge it, I'll collect it from you sometime in the future. I'm hoping that through this appeal, we can get that boy properly covered and cleated. No, I did not ask his permission to do this and he may never speak to me again, but somehow I'll get those shorts and cleats to him! ;)

So, can you find it in your hearts to part with as little as a $1 or as much as $5 to help out one of our younger members? Yes, he can put the expense on a credit card, I suppose, but being my usual busy-body self, I hope to just help him out in his college days.

Please, I ask that NO ONE be mean spirited in the least. If you don't want to donate, fine, but let's keep this thread positive and community oriented! And, Ovoleg, that "leg" will be properly covered before you can say, "Oh, ****, my shorts are ruined." :D

thomson
06-16-07, 08:05 PM
I am in for $5

Indolent58
06-16-07, 08:06 PM
Please, I ask that NO ONE be mean spirited in the least. If you don't want to donate, fine, but let's keep this thread positive and community oriented!

Sure, I'll throw in $5, but I'm not sure I understand your comment. What would be the point of ovoleg if we couldn't make fun of him?

roadfix
06-16-07, 08:07 PM
Get him some Assos. That kid's got heart. :)

merider1
06-16-07, 08:09 PM
Dan and Jim :love: Thank you!

Oh, you can make fun of Ovo - he digs that. I just meant "mean spirited" comments. There is a difference, and very few on here fall into that category. I simply wanted this to be viewed as genuine. :)

spingineer
06-16-07, 08:10 PM
I'm in for $5. I'll get it to you at GT (that is if I'm able to catch up to you, since you'll be going at breakneck speeds up the hill). You will wait for me, won't you??? Pretty please !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

big john
06-16-07, 08:11 PM
I'm in for $5.00, it's the least I can do, I give him a hard time weekly.

herbm
06-16-07, 08:13 PM
Sure..put me down for a fiver...

merider1
06-16-07, 08:15 PM
I'm in for $5. I'll get it to you at GT (that is if I'm able to catch up to you, since you'll be going at breakneck speeds up the hill). You will wait for me, won't you??? Pretty please !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You are so silly. You'll catch me and ride alongside and then pass me! ;) :D

merider1
06-16-07, 08:16 PM
Thank you Herb, Big John and Ron! :love:

jpconrad
06-16-07, 08:17 PM
I'm in for 5, too.

Pheard
06-16-07, 08:18 PM
I'll just send warm fuzzies his way.

But damn, I was hoping he was secretly a hot woman posing as an annoying 15 year old geek. Now you've crushed my hopes ME.

I'm just kidding. :o Hope you feel better ovo. :)

merider1
06-16-07, 08:18 PM
I'm in for 5, too.
Thank you, John! :love:

spingineer
06-16-07, 08:19 PM
I'll just send warm fuzzies his way.

But damn, I was hoping he was secretly a hot woman posing as an annoying 15 year old geek. Now you've crushed my hopes ME.

I'm just kidding. :o Hope you feel better ovo. :)
Well, you'll never know now, will ya?

merider1
06-16-07, 08:20 PM
Oh, and one last thing that I forgot to mention but will add to the first post along with the pics tomorrow - I will be coordinating a BF SO CAL get together to give Ovoleg his shorts/cleats (If he's still speaking to me). :D

thomson
06-16-07, 08:20 PM
Mary, I should have asked, are there pancakes involved?

merider1
06-16-07, 08:22 PM
Mary, I should have asked, are there pancakes involved?
Maybe...;) Pancakes and vodka. Actually, I think that's a Russian thing - so perfect! :p :D

Gretzky
06-16-07, 08:23 PM
I've got a pair of Nike 10/2 bibs, size large I'd be happy to give to him.
I'll even throw in a BF jersey. I have Large, and XL

LMK

merider1
06-16-07, 08:26 PM
I've got a pair of Nike 10/2 bibs, size large I'd be happy to give to him.
I'll even throw in a BF jersey. I have Large, and XL

LMK

That is so sweet, Gretzky!!!! :) Maybe those will fit him (he's not a large - I'd say medium, but the way cycling clothes are cut, he might be able to. By the way, if he doesn't want it, I want that BF Large jersey! :p)

Gretzky
06-16-07, 08:28 PM
That is so sweet, Gretzky!!!! :) Maybe those will fit him (he's not a large - I'd say medium, but the way cycling clothes are cut, he might be able to. By the way, if he doesn't want it, I want that BF Large jersey! :p)
I also have a black pair of Nike shorts (non-bibs) if he prefer.

I have two BF jerseys in Large, so consider one yours ;)

merider1
06-16-07, 08:34 PM
I also have a black pair of Nike shorts (non-bibs) if he prefer.

I have two BF jerseys in Large, so consider one yours ;)
I will happily PAY you for it (won't take no for an answer). :)

Gretzky
06-16-07, 08:37 PM
I will happily PAY you for it (won't take no for an answer). :)
Your money's no good here :D

merider1
06-16-07, 08:43 PM
Your money's no good here :D
We'll see about that...:rolleyes: :p :D

nacy333
06-16-07, 09:26 PM
If need be I have a couple of XS jerseys that are a little too big for me that I'd be more than happy to throw in. :D

Seriously though, I was considering a fund such as this when I first saw ovo pull up all bruised and battered. Going down on a bicycle is not cheap. :mad: Anyway, you can put me down for $10.

merider1
06-16-07, 09:29 PM
If need be I have a couple of XS jerseys that are a little too big for me that I'd be more than happy to throw in. :D

Seriously though, I was considering a fund such as this when I first saw ovo pull up all bruised and battered. Going down on a bicycle is not cheap. :mad: Anyway, you can put me down for $10.
Nacy, you are such a sweetheart. :love: By the way, I'm sorry I didn't see you and Cole later in the day. Thank you for coming again! :)

voltman
06-16-07, 09:30 PM
I'd toss some in, but I need to save money for my girlie-man tampons.

Rick@OCRR
06-16-07, 09:31 PM
I'm in for $5.00 and will give it to you at the Grand Tour!

Rick / OCRR

merider1
06-16-07, 09:31 PM
I'd toss some in, but I need to save money for my girlie-man tampons.
Pics?

merider1
06-16-07, 09:33 PM
I'm in for $5.00 and will give it to you at the Grand Tour!

Rick / OCRR
Thanks, Rick! :love:
Hey, btw, it was so nice to actually meet you! (I look forward to meeting Jackie too, in the future). But also, Maria was darling! I hope she'll come back. Do tell her I'm sorry that I was not around at the end, but I went back with an injured rider. I hope she had fun. :)

1955
06-16-07, 09:52 PM
Sure, I'll also chip in five rubles...whoops, I mean five bucks for a fellow Ruskie. Now you have to come down to the Slacker Century, or PM me your address and I'll send it to you.

Shprung
06-16-07, 10:01 PM
I'm in for $5.00 and will give it to you tomorrow (PV ride); If I can't make it.. GT

ovoleg
06-16-07, 11:07 PM
o god no, guys I'm fine seriously :D no need to contribute but thanks for the caring :)

WhiteCarbonDude
06-16-07, 11:34 PM
That is so sweet, Gretzky!!!! :) Maybe those will fit him (he's not a large - I'd say medium, but the way cycling clothes are cut, he might be able to. By the way, if he doesn't want it, I want that BF Large jersey! :p)
Nike run way small, I wear a large in Nike. They will fit him, might be a little tight.

octico
06-16-07, 11:42 PM
I am in for $5.00. I will give it to you at the BF get together on July 8th.

Socalcycling
06-17-07, 01:39 AM
oh how i so bad want to post to this but just can't..... not that much of a dick.. well maybe..nahhhhhh

Indolent58
06-17-07, 10:28 AM
Well since we're buying, we get to pick the shorts. I can't decide between these:

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printsqlines.jpg

..or these:

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/shortswirls2.gif

Grumpy Pig
06-17-07, 10:52 AM
Well since we're buying, we get to pick the shorts.
A coworker has a similar pair as the top ones. His kids must have bought them for him.

Put me down for 5 even though I know oveleg doesn't really exist.

nygirl777
06-17-07, 10:59 AM
Im in for 5 buckaroos.

spingineer
06-17-07, 11:09 AM
This one ... it's got Ovo written all over it.
http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printsqlines.jpg

Cassave
06-17-07, 12:48 PM
I rode with Ovo this morning.
Just seeing him at all constitutes indecent exposure.

He had new cleats and a perfectly fine pair of black shlongs.
One leg, short, one leg long.
He spared us all sight of the carnage by donning a leg warmer.

bernmart
06-17-07, 12:55 PM
I'm touched. . . . I'll spring for $5. And I can only barely remember what it's like to be 22!

merider1
06-17-07, 01:37 PM
Thank you, Bernie and Asia! :love:

By the way, I'm uploading pics now and will post them in a second.

merider1
06-17-07, 01:44 PM
Proof of the carnage and soon-to-be indecent exposure:

Ovo - standing tough
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/merider/Back%20to%20Baldy/OVO6.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/merider/Back%20to%20Baldy/OVO4.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/merider/Back%20to%20Baldy/OVO3.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/merider/Back%20to%20Baldy/OVO2.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/merider/Back%20to%20Baldy/OVO1.jpg

Grumpy Pig
06-17-07, 01:50 PM
Ouch.

Indolent58
06-17-07, 02:44 PM
After seeing the pics of ovo, I think these would compliment his complexion best

http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printpinkchains.jpg

merider1
06-18-07, 10:47 AM
Okay, so I think I've raised enough to buy him replacement shorts and cleats. Thank you all who contributed!!!!! :love:

Ovo - I hope you will take the kind offers on the shorts and jerseys that folks are willing to give you. Then you'll have a BF jersey! ;)

I'm going to try and figure out a date for all of us to get together so that Ovo can model his new shorts while we sip refreshments and nipple on appetizers throughout. :D

Happytime
06-18-07, 10:49 AM
Okay, so I think I've raised enough to buy him replacement shorts and cleats. Thank you all who contributed!!!!! :love:

Ovo - I hope you will take the kind offers on the shorts and jerseys that folks are willing to give you. Then you'll have a BF jersey! ;)

I'm going to try and figure out a date for all of us to get together so that Ovo can model his new shorts and we sip refreshments and nipple on appetizers throughout. :D

What the heck are you planning, Mary?! :eek:

merider1
06-18-07, 10:54 AM
What the heck are you planning, Mary?! :eek:
THE BIKE MAINTENANCE PARTY!!!!! :p :D

Happytime
06-18-07, 10:55 AM
perv.

Happytime
06-18-07, 10:58 AM
BTW, I'll put in my $5, too, but none of that sleazy Nipple Nibbler stuff for me. (Google it, folks)

I'm too modest for those kinds of shenanigans