Foo - You know you spend waayyy too much time on BF if...

Your puppy comes into the house, goes to the computer chair and waits for you there. :o

Is this Ugly Puppy?
Cuz if so, she's not waiting for you, she's just hanging out with her fans.

you wake up with Foo, and go to bed with Foo.

If your ass has sores on it from sitting at your computer.

It feels good to lose the PC and go for a ride :D

BF is your homepage
The first thing you do in the morning if log into BF, even before going to the bathroom.
You eat your meals reading BF
When you see something funny/weird/cool you think how good it would be to post it in foo
When you see a cyclist you wonder if he or she is on BF
You have made bikeforums stickers for your bike


I plead guilty.

You find yourself digging up threads buried 14 pages deep. :eek:

Or you tell Foo "good morning" and "good night" each day! :eek: :eek:

:o
<slinkin' off to bed>

I deny the possibility....

You talk back to Internet People.

'morning, x!

You don't get done what you want to get done.

If you trip and feel like making a thread about it :p

If you trip and feel like making a thread about it :p
I admit it,
+1 on that..........

Your puppy comes into the house, goes to the computer chair and waits for you there. :o


Oh no! :o

If you suddenly find a Blue Star next to your name.........:D ;)

Suddenly my eye! You bought yours just like everyone else.

The price?






















One soul.

Suddenly my eye! You bought yours just like everyone else.

The price?






















One soul.
What brought that on?:eek:

If you suddenly find a Blue Star next to your name.........:D ;)

Worse...........you suddenly find your dog has a blue star next to his name. :D :D

Worse...........you suddenly find your dog has a blue star next to his name. :D :D
:p

You replace the swivel chair in front of the computer with a Brooks saddle.

Worse...........you suddenly find your dog has a blue star next to his name. :D :D
Like this?
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/BaileywithaBlueStar.jpg

Worse...........you suddenly find your dog has a blue star next to his name. :D :D

or you find a blue star on your tongue - not that it's a bad thing in this case. In fact, it was a very, very good thing.

What was that PSA at Woodstock? Stay away for the brownhttp://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/gewalt/BIGYuppyAcid.gif ........:D

http://www.nullsternekochen.de/berlindart/smiley/flyele.gif

Like this?
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o260/TomStormcrowe/BaileywithaBlueStar.jpg

excellent :roflmao: :roflmao:



or you find a blue star on your tongue - not that it's a bad thing in this case. In fact, it was a very, very good thing.


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<<<< the dogerator has arrived (not to be confused with the doginator).
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2manybikes: I do believe that was the subject of a Cypress thread.

My own entry...

You pay $7.50/mo for internet service on your cell phone just so you can browse BF while away from a computer.

(OK, not QUITE true, seeing as I was paying it before I even knew about BF, but that's one of the few reasons why...)

Wait, a blue star only costs one soul? Can you offer up your own? I don't need mine, and I'd much rather be lootin' and pillagin' with my fancy Blue Star of Death...
Yes, just one soul you own. It has to be your own. It sucks it from you slowly and imperceptibly.

Yes, just one soul you own. It has to be your own. It sucks it from you slowly and imperceptibly.
Stacey, they can't suck my soul out slowly.....30 years of marriage has already done that!:eek:

(My wife knows I'm kidding!):D

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You must not be spending enough time on BF: ;)
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=310151

You search for something on ebay and don't find it. So then you think you have to wait 30 seconds to search again.

You have time to ride, but you wind up reading BF instead...

You must not be spending enough time on BF: ;)
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=310151


Got it!
How did I miss such an important thread! I guess your right, more time on BF. :D
I'll stop washing and getting dressed.

You search for something on ebay and don't find it. So then you think you have to wait 30 seconds to search again.
:lol:
that's too funny!
I myself almost told me friend the other day, hey! did you hear so and so crash on thier race yesterday"? and realised I was talking about bf members..

You have to hack you record of time you spent on the internet so the boss doesn't find out.

You know you spend way too much on BF when you're riding and think, "Oh man, I have to tell my BF friends about the ride."

You dream you're posting on Foo! :eek:



[Actually did this for a while back in January. :rolleyes: ]

:lol:
that's too funny!
I myself almost told me friend the other day, hey! did you hear so and so crash on thier race yesterday"? and realised I was talking about bf members..

Or even worse..you think you saw a BF member on a ride, that lives thousands of miles away. Then you ask if it was them. :D Or you expect them to walk around the corner like they live nearby.

not sure about just foo, but you know you spend too much time online if you are thinking about mounting a monitor arm and a laptop computer so that you can surf/post while on the john.


edit: even worse if you are thinking of installing a mini-fridge and toaster over next to the toilet as well, this usually goes along with the padded seat and whatnot..

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3559/computertoiletge3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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You tell you're friend you'll pm him, and he goes WHATTT?????

Oh I mean email, my bad, my bad. :p

:lol:
that's too funny!
I myself almost told me friend the other day, hey! did you hear so and so crash on thier race yesterday"? and realised I was talking about bf members..

That's funny. Reminds me of when I was a kid. We had a little old lady sunday school that was a nice lady but when she got older, she started praying for people that we didn't know. Turns out they were from the soap opera's she was watching.

...if it takes you 2 hours to do the 20 mins worth of online homework you have

When you introduce yourself in person by your screen name.

When someone changes their avatar and it just messes you up.

Yes! All of the time.
Seriously. I hate when people do that.

You die now.
No you die now.

scary thing about me is that I will lay out my desk perfectly in the morning to start working but I cant do that unless I log on bf first, if I have it in the background then I can go on my ritual:o

when bf use to go down a lot, Id knew Id be heading for a long day at work, it can set my entire mood!

When you meet someone new at TT, and ask his/her BF username, and get the blank "WTF?" look back.

When it's after 3pm, and you haven't had lunch -- because you've been on BF, and last time you looked, it was only 11am! :eek:

<slinkin' away in haste to kitchen>

...you send someone some stickers & he proceeds to take pictures of those stickers on his half-naked body, posts them on foo, the thread gets something like a mil+ hits, he sends the leftovers to someone else & the cycle repeats itself.

Anything over 24 hours per day is excessive. Under that and you are fine.