Foo - Why Jon had to meet with the Mormon guys

Okie Dokie everyone!! :D

Let's guess why Jon had to meet with the Mormon guys. (We gotta make this quick before he comes home and sees this thread!) :D

I'm guessing he is being told that he hasn't earned his special undies.

Being chastised for his distasteful pictures he's posted on the internet.

Punishment => looking at his own pictures for days and days.

Because the Mormon gals won't have anything to do with him?

because i sent the head church dude the link to his user profile and after browsing through his many posts/threads he saw all his homosexual tendencies.

I had to meet the mormon guys once. My friends were mormon and they wanted me to convert. It was an interesting 2 hour conversation that ended with me being asked to play on the mormon basketball team without any hooks to get me to join them. Fun times, they had a killer court.

But Jon is not the sporty type. They are making him pay them too. Hmmm.

The mormon dude's his pimp and Phread's been holding out on him so now he's gotta go do the pimp a favor and "hold onto something".

Maybe he's gonna give them his road bike. :rolleyes:

But Jon is not the sporty type. They are making him pay them too. Hmmm.


Yeah, but by forcing them to spend all that time with him, Jon's is definitely making them pay, too. :p

Perhaps he is taking a pregnancy test.

Perhaps he is taking a pregnancy test.
Do you know on how many levels that's just scary-wrong?:eek: I can't even count that high. :p

They want him to be an Elder and preach to us all.

Maybe they discovered his bike-riding hobby, and are trying to recruit him into the Mormon Bike Corps.

or make silly hats out of milk cartons(you get 100% respect from me if you know where that came from)

Why? ..I wish to know.

I will admit, there are way too many I have been erasing... I have some scruples folks. :eek:

Maybe the pre-edit leg pic caused someone to go into cardiac arrest?

I will admit, there are way too many I have been erasing... I have some scruples folks. :eek:
Aww Come on! Now you GOTTA tell us!!


You guys DO know the head guy he has to answer to is into bikes, right? :eek:

I wonder if it's a case of the principal being in the bathroom stall while you and your buddies are sneaking a cigarette while cutting class.

The head guy? God is a cyclist? Huh!

;)

OK, so god wants to challenge him to some single-track....I'm expecting pics.

/taps foot impatiently

He bought his bike off some mormon dude and he's making another lay-a-way payment.

Phread's bris is on lay-a-way. That's what the special panties are for.

Or maybe that last pic was of him in his special undies and he's getting in trouble. I bet that head dude is a member here. :D

I disgraced my special undies. I also smoke pot, drink, am addicted to vicodin, and have a great fondness of clove cigarettes.

Oh crap hes back. :eek: Everybody run!

Plus flippin sweet is trying to get me to break my code of conduct.

She sent me a condom in the envelope with the stars. :roflmao:

OMG :lol:

^^

Good for her. Be sure to find someone to help you use it.:)

I was going to blow it up and put it on my head, but ok.

Use it for what, Mich??

Maybe they discovered his bike-riding hobby, and are trying to recruit him into the Mormon Bike Corps.

I think you got it. A normal Mormon on bike hits 100 houses a day. John, with his cycling experience, can hit 300!

Use it for what, Mich??
Use it as a coin purse. Get with the program lady.

Use it for what, Mich??


If I said, I'd get banned. You'd think with your ** years of age, that you'd know what a condom is for.:rolleyes:

I disgraced my special undies. I also smoke pot, drink, am addicted to vicodin, and have a great fondness of clove cigarettes.
Jon. Jon. Jon. *shakes head*

Mich, be nice. She forgot, give her some slack man.

:D

If I said, I'd get banned. You'd think with your ** years of age, that you'd know what a condom is for.:rolleyes:

Maybe I'm tryin' to get you banned. :mad: Brat.

My point is, he has no use of a thingy if he's not doing the thingy.

But Siu, a boy's gotta stay prepared! You never know when a good condom will come in handy.

Maybe I'm tryin' to get you banned. :mad: Brat..

Should I have used 3 *s?

:p

Seriously though, it's good to have. Good to keep in a wallet or glovebox. Loose condoms are like goals for single guys.

LOL, mich!

Should I have used 3 *s?

I was thinking of quoting you and doing that. :roflmao:

I decided I wanted to keep my life.

I think there should be a rule, that if a female gives you a condom, she be required to help you put it on. At least.

Just playing. :p I won't need no condoms for a long time.

I disgraced my special undies. I also smoke pot, drink, am addicted to vicodin, and have a great fondness of clove cigarettes.

He's choosing the right. To party?

oh, dear Jon...... that is funny!

So why did Jon have the meeting? This thread hasn't offered any clues. I don't think it had anything to do with condoms.

I told you. Pregnancy test. The condoms came too late, it seems.

a $75 pregnancy test? geez, they've gotten expensive!

Should I have used 3 *s?

:p

Seriously though, it's good to have. Good to keep in a wallet or glovebox. Loose condoms are like goals for single guys.


So how many condoms do YOU have handy??? :D

So why did Jon have the meeting? This thread hasn't offered any clues. I don't think it had anything to do with condoms.


Didn't you see him post that pic of him standing over the camera in his tighty whiteys and it was leeeeetle?

a $75 pregnancy test? geez, they've gotten expensive!Dudes gettin' preggers is pretty rare, so they have to bust out the special pee strips.

the pink ones.

You wearing it yet Jon? :rolleyes:

You wearing it yet Jon? :rolleyes:
I alraedy have some ideas devised for my pic thread.

FS also sent me some other random things. :D