Foo - 10 ways to open a bottle of beer without a bottle opener

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I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.

I have a bottle opener on my keychain. No need for anything fancy.

SPD pedals work well.

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throwing it at a senior citizen usually works

how about using your eyes like in eurotrip

If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it. :D

I have a twelve pack...me

I have a twelve pack...me
:roflmao: Well, sign me up! :p

I need to buy a helicopter.

I've employed the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method to good effect. I've seen people do the tooth thing, but no thanks.

It is a popular party trick around here.

If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it. :D

Ummmm...:o

me just reeks of hormones...pretty cool, eh?

If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it. :D
Film at Eleven . . . .

I can use my belly button, and my friend can use his eye.

Buy cans!

There is missing the one with train window. Some european trains have sliding windows and all you have to do is hold the bottle to the edge and slide the window up.

I watched my friend at the LBS open one with one of the tools that I believe it used to rebend rims.

oooh when we were gofling once, a buddy smacked the top against something to open it. By the time he realized that the top of the bottle had broken off, he was already twisting the lemon into the top of his corona bottle. He bled the whole day.

In China, I've seen people use chopsticks -- It is one skill I intend to master before leaving.

A piece of paper. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXmDiYHUY0)

Personally though I just find a hard edge near by, put the tip of the cap on the edge, hit the cap, and off it goes. Works great seeing how as I drink non-twist off while frisbee golfing and never remeber a bottle opener.

that just reminded me. I need to get out and go disc golfing this weekend.

Opener on key ring.

Bite the top of the bottle off!

Having spent much of the past 30 years doing live concert & event production (audio engineer, production manager, roadie, stage technician) and/or performing as a musician, I learned that the Nielsen/Sessions® locking latch that comes on most heavy-duty equipment travel cases is the bees knees for opening beer bottles.

But I usually use the "smacking the lid against a hard edge" method.

If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it. :D


Well thats why you use PM's :D

Years ago I had just moved into my house in Inverness in scotland, when I discovered I had no bottle opener, tin opner etc.

But I had cold bottles of Stella :)

I discovered the corner of my kitchen sink worked perfectly, never broke a bottle doing it that way either.

If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile), but muscles would be involved...and personally, I'd enjoy it. :D

:love:

(yes PMs are good for this....some of us have sent really screwy things through PMs...)

I just give the cap a little twist and it comes right off. :o

A lighter or any solid item that can be used as a lever.

Film at Eleven . . . .
Now, see, you guys just all misunderstood me. :rolleyes: Sheesh! Let me break this down:

"If I said, I'd be banned permanently (well, okay, probation, but for awhile)" As in, I could add some descriptive lines that would be inappropriate and thus irritate the Mods (my particular post style in case any of you haven't noticed :p )

"but muscles would be involved..." As in, a hot cyclist from the testosterone camp who would use his muscles to twist the cap off with his bare hands.

"and personally, I'd enjoy it." As in, after he opened my bottle for me, I'd get busy licking the froth off the stem of his.

You people are just so dirty minded. :D

You people are just so dirty minded. :D
Jeez, you say that like it's a bad thing . . . . :p

Jeez, you say that like it's a bad thing . . . . :p
No, I say that "tongue in cheek" - well, at least it is when I have nothing else in my mouth. :p :D

Opener on key ring.

Ditto. I liked the guy on The Man Show who opened a beer can with his teeth. He just bit into the side of the can and drank the beer as it sprayed out. On that memorable show another bloke broke a bottle of beer over his head, a big dude chugged an entire pitcher, and an exotic dancer crunched an empty can with her left ______ .

I'd get busy licking the froth off the stem of his.

You people are just so dirty minded. :D

Um. OK.

Um. OK.
Um...stem of his bottle. Silly...:rolleyes: :p :D

Um...stem of his bottle. Silly...:rolleyes: :p :D

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. That's what you meant. Sorry. :D

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That site is awsome LOL:) .

That site is awsome LOL:) .


HAHA - good one.

I've personally done the two bottle opening technique, car doors make a wonderful tool when in dire straits as well.

But as an ex-bartender - I always seem to travel with one of my very nice bottle and wine openers too.

Years ago, a little towny bar that I hung in - at last call one of the bartenders would come out with a case of the smaller bottles of beers - and open then with his back teeth and shoot them out to people. Talked to him a few years ago and he's got crowns on all those back teeth ... ouchies!

yeah the tooth method is not a great idea...caps are tougher than teeth.

I personally like the keyring method....place keyring edge under cap (holding ring like a guitar pick, just more secure), and go.

I just give the cap a little twist and it comes right off. :o

uhm, if it's got a twist-top, it probably isn't beer...