Foo - Paris Hilton's Dog after his stint in Jail w/ her!

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wheelsucker
06-23-07, 01:20 PM
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8574/bauglydogs0026dfls8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Cynikal
06-23-07, 01:21 PM
Isn't that Stripe from Gremlins?
mander
06-23-07, 01:23 PM
In before the move to Foo

blickblocks
06-23-07, 01:39 PM
That's the ugliest damn thing I've ever seen. What's wrong with it's eyes? That's not actually Paris' dog, is it?
ThinLine
06-23-07, 01:43 PM
That dog is so pathetically ugly that its adorable. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Precious little dog!
clancy98
06-23-07, 02:37 PM
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/yoda_biography_3.jpg
In Absentia
06-23-07, 02:39 PM
That's the dog that won the World's Ugliest Dog competition. I saw it on TV.
operator
06-23-07, 02:58 PM
foooooo
ahand
06-23-07, 03:11 PM
In before the move to Foo

+1
wallah
06-23-07, 03:30 PM
Ah yes...Elwood...he was in the San Francisco newspaper today.....seems ugly dogs like this are "in" now.
dustinlikewhat
06-23-07, 03:39 PM
http://www.retrojunk.com/reviewimages/title.jpg
hockeyteeth
06-23-07, 05:38 PM
Paris Hilton's Dog after his stint in jail w/ her!

Never heard of her.
BRANDUNE
06-23-07, 06:01 PM
Ha ha, its Elwood hes a Chinese Crested
DannoXYZ
06-23-07, 09:17 PM
I guess jail was harsh on both of them...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e346/DannoXYZ/Humour/ParisTinkerbellBeforeAfter.jpg
crtreedude
06-23-07, 09:17 PM
I will tell you I think our farm manager dog has that one beat - her name is Shakira - I kid you not. Bull down with teeth coming up from beneath - really long. I should get a picture.

But I will agree - that is an ugly dog!
x136
06-23-07, 09:20 PM
Probably has a more interesting personality than Paris Hilton. As for looks, it's a close race.
Shifty
06-23-07, 09:32 PM
She also got a visit from this guy:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/parisandking.jpg
HigherGround
06-23-07, 10:37 PM
She also got a visit from this guy:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/parisandking.jpg

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Thanks for one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time!
Tude
06-23-07, 11:27 PM
Good lord I could NOT go to sleep in the same house as that!

I'd be sitting in my bed, blankets scrunched up around me with just my nose and eyes sticking out - looking left to right ... can I hear it? EEEKKK!!!

Can you imagine ... lowering yourself down off your bed ... picking up the bed cover and looking under the bed????

That's stuff outta a Horror movie!!!!
HigherGround
06-24-07, 12:03 AM
...Can you imagine ... lowering yourself down off your bed ... picking up the bed cover and looking under the bed????

That's stuff outta a Horror movie!!!!

Worse yet... waking up in the morning to it licking your face?
roughrider504
06-24-07, 12:15 AM
Thats Hot.
Tude
06-24-07, 12:16 AM
Worse yet... waking up in the morning to it licking your face?

oooo thanks! I'm sitting here watching my friend's house - with two licky dogs - and watching several yellow sac spiders running up and down the walls like they own the place ... now I'm not a person who is afraid of such things - hell I've owned several tarantulas, different lizards and 11' boa plus always had a "pet" snapping turtle when I was a kid (total tomboy here), but I woke up last year to discover three red spots on my upper arm - down to lower arm - only to have the stupid things rise up into fang marks that looked like hell - which did all sorts of bad things and eventually looked like minature imflamed volcanoes on my arm - I was bit more than 30 times by this stupid little "house" spider - things that I took for granted and just used to "poink" away and if I missed killing the well Meh, so what.

ugh

But to awake to something like that? hehe, I'd have to assimulate that to getting drunk and waking up to a horrible bed buddy that you never expected. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - EEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Tude
06-24-07, 01:14 AM
:eek:

You mean ... Paris of the future?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/618/bodybuilderchick8pb7.jpg
bikingshearer
06-24-07, 02:20 AM
That's the dog that won the World's Ugliest Dog competition. I saw it on TV.
Let me get this straight - not only did someone think up the idea of a "World's Ugliest Dog" competition, but it was also televised? :eek: Lord God Almighty, smite us now. :crash:
Nicodemus
06-24-07, 07:59 AM
Shifty, :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
HigherGround
06-24-07, 08:10 AM
Worse yet... waking up in the morning to it licking your face?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth for imagining that.

Oh wait, I'm just having oatmeal for breakfast. False alarm.
ManBearPig
06-24-07, 08:13 AM
Her dog has always looked that way. It's all makeup.
polara426sh
06-24-07, 08:39 AM
:eek:

You mean ... Paris of the future?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/618/bodybuilderchick8pb7.jpg
What is that swimsuit hiding? Her balls?
HigherGround
06-24-07, 09:06 AM
You think he arms would at least have some definition with all the handjobs that **** gives.


:eek:

You mean ... Paris of the future?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/618/bodybuilderchick8pb7.jpg

No there's a scary proposition! I'd be afraid she'd act like she was starting a lawn mower and rip it off! :eek: