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08-31-01, 02:59 PM
... For every minute you bike, you may add one minute to your life but this only enables you at 85 years of age to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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... Your grandmother started biking five miles a day when she was 60 and now that she's 97 years old the family doesn't know where she is.
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... The only reason you would is to hear heavy breathing again.
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... Although you bought a sleek $4000 racing bike last year to get in shape, you haven't lost a pound because apparently you have to ride the darn thing!
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... You could only do it early in the morning before your brain figured out what you were doing.
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... The only long bike rides you like are the ones taken by people who annoy you.
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... The advantage of bicycling every day is that you die healthier.
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... If you are going to try cross-country biking, start with a small country.
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And last but not least:
... It makes the ice jump right out of your glass.
Okay, guys, come up with better ones. If we reach ten, we'll send it to Letterman.
:D
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... Your grandmother started biking five miles a day when she was 60 and now that she's 97 years old the family doesn't know where she is.
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... The only reason you would is to hear heavy breathing again.
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... Although you bought a sleek $4000 racing bike last year to get in shape, you haven't lost a pound because apparently you have to ride the darn thing!
========================================
... You could only do it early in the morning before your brain figured out what you were doing.
========================================
... The only long bike rides you like are the ones taken by people who annoy you.
========================================
... The advantage of bicycling every day is that you die healthier.
========================================
... If you are going to try cross-country biking, start with a small country.
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And last but not least:
... It makes the ice jump right out of your glass.
Okay, guys, come up with better ones. If we reach ten, we'll send it to Letterman.
:D