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Portis
06-26-07, 05:04 PM
All minds please report to the gutter.

wfin2004
06-26-07, 05:06 PM
All minds please report to the gutter.


My Wife does not care because "it" can go for like 30 minutes.
Portis
06-26-07, 05:09 PM
My Wife does not care because "it" can go for like 30 minutes.

A good set of batteries, is always a good idea. Good thinking.

http://forums.pcapex.com/attachments/pcapex_news/40760d1162144265-mystique_632_giveaway-bunny.jpg

AllenG
06-26-07, 05:16 PM
If I get accepted to the artist in residency program that I have applied for, then yes.
Flippin Sweet
06-26-07, 05:18 PM
^endowed! :lol:
I get it!!
polara426sh
06-26-07, 05:27 PM
And you want to know because????
Michigander
06-26-07, 05:31 PM
I'm depressingly average. Guess I can't complain though.
KingTermite
06-26-07, 05:44 PM
If I get accepted to the artist in residency program that I have applied for, then yes.
:roflmao:

Good one, Allen.
prendrefeu
06-26-07, 05:46 PM
I am.
KingTermite
06-26-07, 05:46 PM
Notice O.P. doesn't answer. Hmmm......
x136
06-26-07, 05:48 PM
Indeed I am!

But I will leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine how I interpreted and thus answered the question. Ha.
Cypress
06-26-07, 05:50 PM
I'd rather is be a surprise. Like cracker jacks.
x136
06-26-07, 05:51 PM
I'd rather is be a surprise. Like cracker jacks.So that's where Honus Wagner has been hiding.
merider1
06-26-07, 05:56 PM
I am.
+1
Siu Blue Wind
06-26-07, 06:00 PM
+1

You know what I say to these guys, ME?


PROVE IT!!!!
DannoXYZ
06-26-07, 06:00 PM
I have a 15-pounder...
merider1
06-26-07, 06:01 PM
You know what I say to these guys, ME?


PROVE IT!!!!


I like your thinking.

Pics, please!
Cypress
06-26-07, 06:05 PM
*exits thread*
DannoXYZ
06-26-07, 06:07 PM
You know what I say to these guys, ME?


PROVE IT!!!!
I like your thinking.

Pics, please!Nah, come on over and I'll SHOW you I know how to use it!!!
Pheard
06-26-07, 06:08 PM
and he'll take pictures while he uses it too!!!

Echhh.

*exits thread*

Me. I think my pink tights prove it, in answer to the question. Yes, yes.
Ritehsedad
06-26-07, 06:10 PM
I have 3 kids. 2 are twins. Next question? :rolleyes:
Go_Fast
06-26-07, 06:17 PM
like a bull.
merider1
06-26-07, 06:18 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

You boys are too much. Some of your answers belong in the Playgirl quote section. Not that I read Playgirl or anything...:p ;)
Pheard
06-26-07, 06:20 PM
like a bull.
Have you're "horns" dropped yet? *ahem*

http://z.about.com/d/huntsville/1/0/7/w/cowcalf4.jpg

Get to the back of the line buddy.
x136
06-26-07, 06:20 PM
Not that I read Playgirl or anthing...:p ;)And if you did, it would just be for the articles.

(And by articles, I mean naked dudes)
chipcom
06-26-07, 06:26 PM
Despite my fruity rep, I am more of a vegetable.

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cucumber-American.jpg
On Your Right
06-26-07, 06:34 PM
Does the saying "Like a babies arm with a biscuit in it's hand" bring up any visual images? :D
Zinn-X
06-26-07, 06:36 PM
Let's just say I laugh in the face of male enhancement spam.
vpiuva
06-26-07, 06:37 PM
My endowment is close to $0.
merider1
06-26-07, 06:38 PM
Despite my fruity rep, I am more of a vegetable.

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cucumber-American.jpg

Oh, yeah...now we're talking! That looks familiar!...







































...okay, smut-heads - I meant in terms of a salad. Nothing like cucumber in a salad! :p
Raiyn
06-26-07, 06:53 PM
I rang the doorbell didn't I?
Siu Blue Wind
06-26-07, 06:53 PM
Despite my fruity rep, I am more of a vegetable.

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cucumber-American.jpg


Sorry Chip. I like banana squash.

http://artsacademy-woods.org/images/coverimages/coverimages2005-2006/banana-squash.jpg
Tom Stormcrowe
06-26-07, 06:54 PM
You'd have to ask my wife!
Raiyn
06-26-07, 06:55 PM
Sorry Chip. I like banana squash.

http://artsacademy-woods.org/images/coverimages/coverimages2005-2006/banana-squash.jpg
Rubber band girl?
blonduathlongrl
06-26-07, 07:21 PM
I cant look at this thread!!! some things are better off not known..I really dont want to know!:p seriously..
*tip toes out of thread*
The Weak Link
06-26-07, 07:49 PM
Ja, I am being the same as Das Janer, und packing seven pounds of anaconda meat, if you are knowing what I am saying, vink vink.
jyossarian
06-26-07, 07:49 PM
Yup. I know how to fill out a shirt.
Tude
06-26-07, 07:51 PM
Ja, I am being the same as Das Janer, und packing seven pounds of anaconda meat, if you are knowing what I am saying, vink vink.


Dios Mio!! Vat is ze zize of ze pants you wear?
bikingshearer
06-26-07, 08:24 PM
My Wife does not care because "it" can go for like 30 minutes.
That's an awfully long to pee all at once. At least it gives her time to finish up with the mailman.
junkyard
06-26-07, 08:26 PM
+1

+12"
Zeuser
06-26-07, 08:26 PM
Look at it this way... My bike's chain is my biggest enemy. ;)

Big thanks to the guy who invented underwear. :D
Zeuser
06-26-07, 08:27 PM
My Wife does not care because "it" can go for like 30 minutes.

Only 30 minutes?
Siu Blue Wind
06-26-07, 08:33 PM
That's an awfully long to pee all at once. At least it gives her time to finish up with the mailman.

ouch.
HigherGround
06-26-07, 08:34 PM
A good set of batteries, is always a good idea. Good thinking.

http://forums.pcapex.com/attachments/pcapex_news/40760d1162144265-mystique_632_giveaway-bunny.jpg

Just make sure that you install the batteries in the right direction. Otherwise instead of it keeping on going, going, going, and going it will just keep on...:eek:
Demosthenes
06-26-07, 08:55 PM
I have size 13 mens feet.......take from that what you will.
Portis
06-26-07, 08:59 PM
http://www.infotechart.com/jalbum/records/anaconda.jpg
x136
06-26-07, 09:00 PM
I have size 13 mens feet...You kill people and keep their feet?
Crash716
06-26-07, 09:05 PM
pathetically average at best...that's me...however....



yeah..i got nothing...
AllenG
06-26-07, 09:06 PM
Two men are crossing a bridge when nature calls.
1st man: My that water is cold.
2nd man: Deep too.
Demosthenes
06-26-07, 09:09 PM
You kill people and keep their feet?

Damn...... How could you figure it out when the cops can't?!?!