Commuting - Very Short Commute Club: Weak One

Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.

That sounds like a pretty crazy hail storm, and earthworm in your grill is never fun. But you lost all sympathy when you said "in-house masseuse." :p

-DR

Cute title:)

Did someone wish that "May you have an interesting life" curse on you or something? Earthworm parts--like, totally, EWWW man. :p

Masseuse, that's a lovely bennie.

Are you teasing us??? :D

Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.

Where...in the HELL...do you work?!?!?! I wanna massage!

Are you teasing us??? :D


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Are you teasing us??? :D
Gee, d'ya think???

weak one, hehe.

Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.


I like your "can do" attitude.

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Great. Now I have to go scrub my eyes with bleach.

Gee, d'ya think???Oh man!

Did you know gullible's not in the dictionary?

Don't worry oh weak one. You'll get stronger as you ride more. ;)

Around here a masseuse provides happy endings. :p A massage therapist is the one we want for fixing abused bodies. Not that a masseuse doesn't help. :p
A coworker of mine is a massage therapist on the side. It is quite nice when I injure myself.

Yesterday while on my arduous 5 block ride to work, there was a hail storm, that put dents in my helmet. Today was also an eventful commute, I ran over an earthworm that stuck to the tire and got flung into my face because I don't have mud flaps. Thankfully my employer provides showers for us commuters, so was able to scrub the worm slime from my mug. Also I took advantage of my employers in-house masseuse, to work the knot out of my back that I obtained from mounting and dismounting my bike, and carrying in my heavy laptop computer.


:lol: :lol:

Be careful! With that kind of escalation you're going tog et a chipmunk running through your spokes and be covered in cute little chipmunk guts.
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