Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - does this t-shirt exists

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entukay
06-28-07, 10:16 AM
if it does then where may i find one, if not maybe I should produce them.
pardon the illustration, this was a super quickie for reference only. if i decide to make this i will do a much better job.
http://turbevilledesign.com/bike.jpg
who cares if it does or not. make a silkscreen and start wearing them.
andypants
06-28-07, 10:23 AM
I hope not 'cause that bike is BUSTED!
entukay
06-28-07, 10:26 AM
umm
I hope not 'cause that bike is BUSTED!
pardon the illustration, this was a super quickie for reference only. if i decide to make this i will do a much better job.
andypants
06-28-07, 10:35 AM
Sorry, I can't read, I just look at the pictures.
Trevorgasm
06-28-07, 10:58 AM
DRIVE SIDE PLEASE. ha.
deathhare
06-28-07, 11:26 AM
why?
666pack
06-28-07, 11:46 AM
what about this. i saw this shirt a few months ago on the information superhighway, but now i can't find it.
it was a brown shirt. it had a bunch of riders on it... a huge pack. and they were arranged so the shirt said SWARM. i want that.
remorashadow
06-28-07, 12:25 PM
DRIVE SIDE PLEASE. ha.
Hey no need to discriminate against those of us with left side drive, not our fault you lack imagination.
BRANDUNE
06-28-07, 12:36 PM
Yeah, people with LSD have way more imagination
diff_lock2
06-28-07, 12:45 PM
I hope not 'cause that bike is BUSTED!
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/diff_lock_cr-v_awd/BIKESbad.jpg
threeoneseven
06-28-07, 01:09 PM
what, no risers?
blickblocks
06-28-07, 01:15 PM
what, no risers?
What do you think that looks like in side view?
idiot
diff_lock2
06-28-07, 01:20 PM
I am sure threeoneseven was being sarcastic.
octopus magic
06-28-07, 02:03 PM
Wooaah Cooper Black, it's like IRONY in Font form! Maybe on the back you can put on some chuck norris, pirate, monkey, ninja, robot jokes too. Like "CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED A CAR AND THEN A MONKEY CAME BACK AND WENT 'I AM A ROBOT'."
I'd rather wear a hanes white t-shirt that says "**** off Greenpeace" written with a glitter pen.
andypants
06-28-07, 02:05 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/diff_lock_cr-v_awd/BIKESbad.jpg
This is one of those "Find which one does not look like another one" games, isn't it.
macsaorsa
06-28-07, 02:59 PM
Wooaah Cooper Black, it's like IRONY in Font form! ...
I don't think I've ever seen a font inspire that much anger before.
Except maybe Comic Sans.
don't say those words on teh interweb, vince will come out of nowhere and smite you.
on topic, there's a threadless shirt with a faux-EPA mileage sticker (city ∞, highway ∞), but that's the closest i've seen.
gargiulo.mike
06-28-07, 04:33 PM
holy geometry
edit: :)
threeoneseven
06-28-07, 06:17 PM
I am sure threeoneseven was being sarcastic.
exactly.
blickblocks - next time you're at your lbs, pick up a sense of humor. oh, wait - you must already have a good one. you posted you were excited about finding a haro shredder in the garbage a few weeks back...
bionnaki
06-28-07, 06:59 PM
What do you think that looks like in side view?
idiot
lame
What do you think that looks like in side view?
idiot
ownt imo
Would this shirt make my ass look fat?
seems like 317 was making the same point as blick
except it happened before and was a lot funnier
Hey you guys.
I really like novelty tee-shirts.
Especially ones that express things that are central to my world-view.
For example: Bikes are less bad for the environment than the usage of fossil fuels.
I not only agree with that; I live my life by it.
Because, you see, riding a bike (say, to work) requires no gasoline.
This helps reduce our dependence on foriegn oil.
It also reduces the amount of greenhouse gasses pumped into our atmosphere.
One may argue that both these things are good.
Thus, I would wear the tee-shirt explained by the OP because I agree with its expressed sentiment.
Also: that bike is BUSTED!
zephyr16
06-28-07, 10:38 PM
Hey you guys.
I really like novelty tee-shirts.
Especially ones that express things that are central to my world-view.
For example: Bikes are less bad for the environment than the usage of fossil fuels.
I not only agree with that; I live my life by it.
Because, you see, riding a bike (say, to work) requires no gasoline.
This helps reduce our dependence on foriegn oil.
It also reduces the amount of greenhouse gasses pumped into our atmosphere.
One may argue that both these things are good.
Thus, I would wear the tee-shirt explained by the OP because I agree with its expressed sentiment.
Good for you buddy! You show those foreigners! One may argue they smell bad!
Good for you buddy! You show those foreigners! One may argue they smell bad!
One may apply that statement to Canadians (and Canada), which supplies about 20% of the United States' oil.
Thus, one may argue that you smell bad.
roadgator
06-29-07, 12:48 AM
i like the idea of a shirt, and am completely behind the concept it portrays.
but i'm also not one to wear politically assertive clothing, just my taste. so id probobly never wear one. maybe a bumper sticker for a car?
i'd get a kick of of stinking those on unsuspecting lazy bums' cars who drive a 1/4 mile to the jiffy mart.
well maybe not, but i'd put on my car to shame myself everytime i drove when i could have rode.
marqueemoon
06-29-07, 02:10 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1325/657712545_b4b979886b_o.jpg
BoozyMcliverRot
06-29-07, 03:12 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1325/657712545_b4b979886b_o.jpg
This is so overboard,Icant help but(and yes im spelling it out) laugh my fuggin arse off.
joshuastar
06-29-07, 10:04 AM
This is so overboard,Icant help but(and yes im spelling it out) laugh my fuggin arse off.
agreed.
marqueemoon
06-29-07, 05:55 PM
I'm glad this brought amusement to at least two people on the internet. You would have really had a laugh if you saw me trying to make it. My Photoshop skills leave a lot to be desired.
make it three
looooooooool
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