Pale Ryder
06-29-07, 07:54 AM
For some time many of us have wonderd just who is jack schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
`You dont no jack schitt!`
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectectual way.
Jack schitt is the only son of Awe schitt.
Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.schitt, the owner of Needeep N schitt,Inc. They had one son jack.
In turn jack schitt married noe schitt, giva schitt,fulla schitt, bull schitt, and the twins deep and dip schitt.
Against her parents objections, deep schitt married dumb schitt a high school drop out.
After been married 15 years, jack and noe schitt divorced.
Noe schitt later marreid ted sherlock,and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then nown as Noe schitt sherlock.
Meanwhile, dip schitt married loda schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named chicken schitt.
Two of the six children, fulla schitt and giva schitt, were inseparable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding annoucement in the newspaper announced that schitt-happens nuptials.
The schitt-happens children were dawg, byrd and horse.
Bull schitt, the prodigal son, left home with his new Italian bride, pisa schitt.
Now when someone says,`You don`t know jack schitt,` you can correct them.
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
`You dont no jack schitt!`
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectectual way.
Jack schitt is the only son of Awe schitt.
Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.schitt, the owner of Needeep N schitt,Inc. They had one son jack.
In turn jack schitt married noe schitt, giva schitt,fulla schitt, bull schitt, and the twins deep and dip schitt.
Against her parents objections, deep schitt married dumb schitt a high school drop out.
After been married 15 years, jack and noe schitt divorced.
Noe schitt later marreid ted sherlock,and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then nown as Noe schitt sherlock.
Meanwhile, dip schitt married loda schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named chicken schitt.
Two of the six children, fulla schitt and giva schitt, were inseparable thoughout childhood and subsequently married the happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding annoucement in the newspaper announced that schitt-happens nuptials.
The schitt-happens children were dawg, byrd and horse.
Bull schitt, the prodigal son, left home with his new Italian bride, pisa schitt.
Now when someone says,`You don`t know jack schitt,` you can correct them.