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07-05-07, 10:29 PM
She gets into the cab, and
notices that the handsome cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a costume party."
notices that the handsome cab driver won't stop
staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a costume party."