Foo - Hello from jsharr's foot locker

I don't have much time... Finally found a wireless signal and my laptop battery is just about to die. Please someone help me! I'm somewhere in Richardson, TX in a large cedar chest in jsharr's garage. He only lets me out once a day to hose the box out and to beat me with a cane. The beatings aren't really that bad. Neither is the gimp suit he's making me wear. But, sweet lord, I am absolutely ****ing sick of eating frito chili pie! The indigestion is unbearable and jsharr won't give me any Pepcid! Says it's part of my punishment! I don't know how much of this I can take.

Please, for the love of God, if you're reading this send some fruit! I need apples! Or maybe an orange! A banana? C'mon, bananas are cheap you miserly bastards! Oh, and a small tv and a PS3 with a couple games would be cool, too. It gets pretty boring in here.

And do NOT tell jsharr I was here. I don't know if I can handle "the porcupine" again. *sobs quietly*

With Much Love,

explody pup

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will this do

He's still got it! ;)

Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon! :D

Assplody poop? That you?

Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon! :D
I think that's purely a want, VV. :D

I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways. :o

:roflmao:

It's good to hear that, without exception, you're having a wonderful time at camp, son. See you in the fall!

JSHARRR!!!! pup's out of the box again!!!!


*runs and hides*

Mods... clean up on aisle 5. Pup poop!

I think that's purely a want, VV. :D

I don't know that she'd want someone with continence issues anywhere near her pool though anyways. :o
the one I have allready has some blowing hot air issues, I dont need any worst!:p

Puppy - I send you Guanabana - honest it is good!

Oh my pup. Sounds like your having a ball over there. I think you won't be needing the fruit!!! :)

is it me or is today ing subsitute with ed day .

Pupmeister! Maybe BDG will come liberate you. I hear she'll be needing a new cabana boy soon! :D


Wait, what?

Wait, what?

Don't worry Cypress I got your butt..... I mean back :D ;)

The day is mine!

Pup, hang in there, the rescue crew is on their way!

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Pup, hang in there, the rescue crew is on their way!

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:roflmao:

^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.

^yep, my contract with pup expires July 17th. Gonna need someone new for the box. Was thinking of you Cypress. I mean you have been wanting to move out of Montana, right? How do you like your Frito Chili Pie, with beans or without? Before answering, please remember that you will be in a gimp suit and a box most of the time.


Other than Frito Chili Pie, my life wouldn't be much different.

I loves me some FCP!

The day is mine!
not so fast.
Im not done with you.





yet.:D

not so fast.
Im not done with you.





yet.:D


*grabs Costco sized baby oil*

not so fast.
Im not done with you.







yet.:D




Then hand Cypress over to me when your done BDG. :D

:roflmao:

You laugh - they are coming as fast as they can...

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Oops, just had a report, the truck broke down - but they found some another means of transportation - hang in there pup!

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CRTreedude, your amigos are welcome to come visit Pup, but they gotta bring their own gimp suits and chili pie. And the box is going to get really crowded.

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This sounds like a job for Chuck!!!

No hay problema, mi amigo. ¿Gallo Pinto possible puede cambiar para chili pie?

Ok Pup, Chipcom Man is here to save the day. All you gotta do is click the heels of your ruby slippers together and repeat over and over; "There's no place like home, there's no place like home". You DO have the ruby slippers, right? If not, you're just gonna have to wait until your Aunty Em and I finish our little 'nap' with the Good Witch and all them cute lil munchkins.

No hay problema, mi amigo. ¿Gallo Pinto possible puede cambiar para chili pie?
So you want to trade "gallo pinto" for chili pie? What is Gallo Pinto?

Ok Pup, Chipcom Man is here to save the day. All you gotta do is click the heels of your ruby slippers together and repeat over and over; "There's no place like home, there's no place like home". You DO have the ruby slippers, right? If not, you're just gonna have to wait until your Aunty Em and I finish our little 'nap' with the Good Witch and all them cute lil munchkins.


Just so long as you leave the flying monkeys out of it....

not so fast.
Im not done with you.





yet.:D


Disgusting. Just makes you feel like a piece of meat, doesn't it Cypress?

Cypress? http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif

heh.

Disgusting. Just makes you feel like a piece of meat, doesn't it Cypress?

Cypress? http://s3.amazonaws.com/advrider/drif.gif


The happiest damn piece of meat ev@r.

So you want to trade "gallo pinto" for chili pie? What is Gallo Pinto?

Speckled Rooster - otherwise known as the national dish. In reality, rice and beans with a few things added in for flavoring.

I'll save you! I have a banana!

Oh wait, I ate it.

Hmmmm, do you like Lara Bars? :)

Moonpies are the most ideal banana substitute. They're also a great beef, beer, asparagus, and soy latte substitute.


ps. EP - I've been curious as to the smell of Jscharr's footlocker. Is it really lavender-kissed, rosemary-dusted vanilla saffron oleander rose petals...like in my dreams?

Or does it smell like fromunda cheese?

Speckled Rooster - otherwise known as the national dish. In reality, rice and beans with a few things added in for flavoring.
Okay, I say we just share, you can have chili pie, and I get some spotted rooster.

I'll save you! I have a banana!

Oh wait, I ate it.

Hmmmm, do you like Lara Bars? :)
Give him the Banana Peeel..
It will be like that time That Quagmire stayed at Adam West's place and then had to leave and so Adam gave him a banana.

I'll save you! I have a banana!

Oh wait, I ate it.

Hmmmm, do you like Lara Bars? :)


I dunno about anybody else, but I'm aroused.

Moonpies are the most ideal banana substitute. They're also a great beef, beer, asparagus, and soy latte substitute.


ps. EP - I've been curious as to the smell of Jscharr's footlocker. Is it really lavender-kissed, rosemary-dusted vanilla saffron oleander rose petals...like in my dreams?

Or does it smell like fromunda cheese?
I'm not sure why but i read laxative in there somewhere...

I dunno about anybody else, but I'm aroused.
A banana aroused you...

Okay, I say we just share, you can have chili pie, and I get some spotted rooster.


Sounds like a plan - there is no pie of any kind down here - chili pie sounds good.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

:lol: Hey pup. Long time no see... I hope Jsharr isn't harming you too much. I can also see he has given your excellent room and board. :p

Foot locker? Geez, man -- talk about living the high life :rolleyes: Bet it's free of vermin, too!

Foot locker? Geez, man -- talk about living the high life :rolleyes: Bet it's free of vermin, too!
this coming from teh man with two bikes, vacationing in one hemisphere and living in the other. talk about living it up, Mr. Proletariat

Just so long as you leave the flying monkeys out of it....
Chipcom is the flying monkey.

Chipcom is the flying monkey.

SHHH, I don't want VegaVixen to stop her nekkid sunbathing!