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07-10-07, 01:58 PM
Subject: Democrats in the Family
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."
"Oh, Dear God!!!" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her
cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."
"Oh, Dear God!!!" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her
cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."