Subject: Democrats in the Family

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating."

"Oh, Dear God!!!" cried his wife, her hands clasped against her
cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."

Ha!

I heard it, "We've never had a president in the family"