Southern California - The "Taunt Ovoleg" Thread.

lolz yo mamma jokes ftw

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Eight seconds. That's how long it took me to forget that I banned you. But nothing personal, ok? And I don't buy the excuse that you lost sleep. If anything, you got more sleep, since you weren't here, posting.

No. He was on Road Bike Review lurking.

lol. That's a very curious photo. Nikon... zipfizz... is that a lunch box on the left? And whatever that wooden thing is. Quite random.

By the way, N00bsauce red-lined on Sepulveda today. ;)

Sounds like he wanted to give chase, but just got dropped.

Correct, but it was nice to wave at him as we passed him.

By the way, N00bsauce red-lined on Sepulveda today. ;)

Oh, do tell. :D

lol. That's a very curious photo. Nikon... zipfizz... is that a lunch box on the left? And whatever that wooden thing is. Quite random.

Found objects as seen in cubicleland.

Oh, do tell. :D

I had my phone out... dialed 911.. but just as I was about to hit "send", he managed a grunt, so it looked like he might recover. Later he muttered something about his bike being too heavy and needing new wheels.

I had my phone out... dialed 911.. but just as I was about to hit "send", he managed a grunt, so it looked like he might recover. Later he muttered something about his bike being too heavy and needing new wheels.

This might help him... Zipp 404's on eBay (http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=zipp+404&category0=)

This might help him... Zipp 404's on eBay (http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=zipp+404&category0=)

:roflmao::roflmao::lol::roflmao::roflmao:

My HR was 189 when I started the sprint, I was already at red-line. Passed Vance right near the light where I thought he was turning off to go Hammer with Keith.

I'm still slow...but I like to make sure Vance gets a workout everytime I ride with him.

If you're slow, what does that make me?

If you're slow, what does that make me?

incapacitated

This might help him... Zipp 404's on eBay (http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=zipp+404&category0=)

Just get a set of these. Guaranteed to reduce weight and increase power output:

http://cgi.ebay.com/6-ZIPP-STICKERS-TO-404-WHEELS-MODEL-2006-2007_W0QQitemZ150143842344QQihZ005QQcategoryZ58099QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Just get a set of these. Guaranteed to reduce weight and increase power output:

http://cgi.ebay.com/6-ZIPP-STICKERS-TO-404-WHEELS-MODEL-2006-2007_W0QQitemZ150143842344QQihZ005QQcategoryZ58099QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I could use those on my OpenPros :beer:

I'm still slow...but I like to make sure Vance gets a workout everytime I ride with him.

You're hardly slow. I just have to get my digs in now before you become a monster in the next couple months.

And apologize to Brian before I ask m.e. to punish you.

lol. That's a very curious photo. Nikon... zipfizz... is that a lunch box on the left? And whatever that wooden thing is. Quite random.

By the way, N00bsauce red-lined on Sepulveda today. ;)

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

And apologize to Brian before I ask m.e. to punish you.
Ummm, wouldn't Ovo WANT m.e. to punish him?

Ummm, wouldn't Ovo WANT m.e. to punish him?

I heard he plays for the other team. NTTAWWT. (This is the "taunt ovo" thread, right?)

I heard he plays for the other team. NTTAWWT. (This is the "taunt ovo" thread, right?)

#1 - what the hell does that mean? And should I add it to the So Cal Slang thread list?
#2 - I don't punish on command. However, I dig Brian, so for him, I'd get the gunny sack and cow prod out for sure. :D

#1 - what the hell does that mean? You never watched Seinfeld?

I heard he plays for the other team. NTTAWWT. (This is the "taunt ovo" thread, right?)
fine, remove the periods since this is outside the realm of reality.

Ummm, wouldn't Ovo want me to punish him?



I don't punish on command.
Of course not. Ovo would have to grovel at your feet and BEG to be punished. Maybe kiss your shoes and all that stuff.


You never watched Seinfeld?
I have watched many episodes and don't know what the heck that means.

You never watched Seinfeld?

I didn't care for Seinfeld. Well, I did for awhile but then I just watched it sporadically. I don't get/remember a lot of Seinfeldisms. Sorry.

Of course not. Ovo would have to grovel at your feet and BEG to be punished. Maybe kiss your shoes and all that stuff.



Ooh...men groveling. I like it. I'm usually good to go with the punishment thing if they buy me a beer (a cheap brand like PBR or Bud will usually warrant the most punishment). :p

Hmmm...seems this thread needs to be resurrected.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=6313757&postcount=51

Ovo, maybe when you are allowed back on, you'll now behave? :D

For the love, what did he do now?

I think his use of colorful nicknames for women and bragging about his biceps got him the boot. Poor thing, going through that awkward stage and all, and now this. :lol:

ME, you're a terrible, terrible person... :roflmao:

ME, you're a terrible, terrible person... :roflmao:

Nah, I'm just worried about our love child and how I'm going to raise it with the father banned and all. :p
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Poor thing, going through that awkward stage and all, and now this. :lol:

Puberty?

Puberty?

Pre-puberty actually. :D

Pre-puberty actually. :D

:roflmao::cry::roflmao::cry::roflmao::cry::roflmao:

Nah, I'm just worried about our love child and how I'm going to raise it with the father banned and all. :p
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Oh hai! Lookin gewd!

Oh hai! Lookin gewd!

Yeah, well, you have Ovo to thank. ;)

Yeah, well, you have Ovo to thank. ;)

:eek:

For the hat or the helmet baby? Either way it must have been a good night.

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