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Very nice! But what do I taunt Ovoleg about? The fact that he rides faster than me? The fact that he climbs the Santa Monica Mountains on a straight block cassette?

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Eh, these will get his attention.
( . )( . )

taunt him because he is banned for a short time...

You empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

I can't. He knows where I live and work. :p

You empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


You need a whip!:p

Hey Ovo... this is what I look like from the front:

http://vmac.smugmug.com/photos/151469298-S-1.jpg

^ ROTFLMAO
Ummm, should I post a pic of my backside? :D

I fart in your general direction!



i have a t-shirt with that on it :D

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:roflmao: :lol:

Hey Ovo... this is what I look like from the front:

http://vmac.smugmug.com/photos/151469298-S-1.jpg

LMAO!

splat twee.

You empty headed animal food trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

A woman who can quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Impressive!

A woman who can quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Impressive!

Don't even get me started with Spinal Tap!

Don't even get me started with Spinal Tap!
... but this goes to 11

Ovo would you like to come over for dinner? You live fairly close I think. I'll home cook your favorite meal for you, take you shopping for a couple pairs of shorts and then bring you back to my place to have you try those shorts on. You can use my bedroom if you'd like. I might even use you to try out my new massage techniques. Are your strong, wide shoulders sore? You know, I could even invite my neighbor, Cindy, to come over and join. She just turned 21, so she'd love to have a few beers with us, I'm sure. She's studying to be a chiropractor and I bet she could help with your shoulders.

What do you say? How about tonight? Better tell me quick, because I hate it when people don't reply immediately.:D

n00bslice got hisself band? WTG N00b!!.

Ya can't fake the funk with a nasty dunk.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3456/russiaflagyt1.gif
The REAL Russian flag!!!



Come back soon.

Oh, so cruel ....

A woman who can quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Impressive!
Most impressive indeed. :eek: :D

Hey Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!

Most impressive indeed. :eek: :D

As impressive as a man who can quote Steel Magnolias?

"Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."

As impressive as a man who can quote Steel Magnolias?

"Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."
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Ovo banned?? Probably the last remnants of the KGB.
Of course while we're sitting here posting he's hammering out hill repeats on Reseda (not a real hill but still...)

Ovo would you like to come over for dinner? You live fairly close I think. I'll home cook your favorite meal for you, take you shopping for a couple pairs of shorts and then bring you back to my place to have you try those shorts on. You can use my bedroom if you'd like. I might even use you to try out my new massage techniques. Are your strong, wide shoulders sore? You know, I could even invite my neighbor, Cindy, to come over and join. She just turned 21, so she'd love to have a few beers with us, I'm sure. She's studying to be a chiropractor and I bet she could help with your shoulders.

What do you say? How about tonight? Better tell me quick, because I hate it when people don't reply immediately.:D

Uh . . . my shoulders are sore.

ovo's mama is so old she farts dust.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Hey Ovo...

http://www.betheball.com/smile.gif

Ovoleg has been banned? Did I miss something?

vp

From what I gather, he claimed that people that bought Zipp 404 rims were posers if they weren't TdF Pros or Cat 1 superheroes. Those (in Road Cycling) that disagreed (and there were plenty), didn't take well to the obvious troll, and well, stuff happened.

Here's the thread (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=320754&highlight=Zipp+404), I think, that got it all started. I thought it was kinda funny, but I'm maladjusted.

ovo's mama rides Zipp 404's.

fixed :D

Hey OVO...we're all gonna pony up the cash for you to have your very own Zipps....but we have to know today if it's OK with ya...:p

From what I gather, he claimed that people that bought Zipp 404 rims were posers if they weren't TdF Pros or Cat 1 superheroes. Those (in Road Cycling) that disagreed (and there were plenty), didn't take well to the obvious troll, and well, stuff happened.

Here's the thread (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=320754&highlight=Zipp+404), I think, that got it all started. I thought it was kinda funny, but I'm maladjusted.


I had a blast and survived..for now anyways..

Socalcycling: I don't understand you.


I read the words, but I don't get the sentiment. Why all the hate for Ovoleg? It seems many times Ovo will post something, you'll come right back and poke at him. Where did the slap-and-tickle war begin?

/just curious.

Socalcycling: I don't understand you.


I read the words, but I don't get the sentiment. Why all the hate for Ovoleg? It seems many times Ovo will post something, you'll come right back and poke at him. Where did the slap-and-tickle war begin?

/just curious.
I'd like an IP check on Socalcycling before I pass judgement.

I think it's been decided that Socalcycling is NOT Ovoleg...

Also pretty sure that when someone's banned, the Admins ban the IP addy, not just the login. I could be wrong, I'm wrong about a lot of things.

Socalcycling: I don't understand you.


I read the words, but I don't get the sentiment. Why all the hate for Ovoleg? It seems many times Ovo will post something, you'll come right back and poke at him. Where did the slap-and-tickle war begin?

/just curious.

I don't hate Ovoleg. I was having fun with his rant in road cycling.

I don't own Zipps either BTW. :beer:

But it seems that Socalcycling is uniquely focused on Ovoleg...

But it seems that Socalcycling is uniquely focused on Ovoleg...

That's because he can drop you like a potato.

So you're saying I'm hot...nice.

So does anyone know if he ever got that Zipp sponsorship? :fight:

So you're saying I'm hot...nice.

Well that's a given, of course.

Right back atcha, stud.

From what I gather, he claimed that people that bought Zipp 404 rims were posers if they weren't TdF Pros or Cat 1 superheroes. Those (in Road Cycling) that disagreed (and there were plenty), didn't take well to the obvious troll, and well, stuff happened.

That's IT??? Somebody definitely's got their chamois in a twist.

Of course, I privately think anyone who rides carbon fiber, or ANYTHING other than steel, is a poseur and a pantywaist, so what of it?

vp

That's IT??? Somebody definitely's got their chamois in a twist.

Of course, I privately think anyone who rides carbon fiber, or ANYTHING other than steel, is a poseur and a pantywaist, so what of it?

vp

Keep it up, Missy, or you're getting pwnd with a 3 day vacation from this place!



/powerless to do such a thing.

That's IT??? Somebody definitely's got their chamois in a twist.

Of course, I privately think anyone who rides carbon fiber, or ANYTHING other than steel, is a poseur and a pantywaist, so what of it?

vp

No, that's not IT.

And I love irony.

More than likely, he 'pulled an Ovoleg' and dorked with Brian (the Forum Janitor)...It's something numbnutty that Ovo would do. Probably had nothing to do with Wheels, bikes, or vehicular transportation, and all to do with Ovo being bored stupid.


/absent of any real explanation by Voltman, Jschen, or anybody that actually knows anything.

Keep it up, Missy, or you're getting pwnd with a 3 day vacation from this place!



/powerless to do such a thing.


oooooooo, i'm so scared!!