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07-18-07, 11:32 AM
A woman was suffering from violent headaches. She went to a doctor, who preferred psychological solutions. "Next time you get a headache, you go to the bathroom, look yourself deep in the eyes in the mirror, stroke your forehead and say to yourself: īI have no headache, I have no headacheī".
The woman didnīt think much of this method, but the next time she got a headache, she tried it. Lo and behold, it worked! Next time, it worked again.
She then thought of the sad fact that her husband wasnīt very active sexually. She told him to go and see the doctor who had helped her.
When he came home from work the next day he gave her a working-over like never before. The same thing happened the next day.
She was very happy, but noticed that before every love-making he went into the bath-room. Curious as to what he did there, she sneaked after him. He stood there before the mirror, stroked his groin and said to the mirror. "I it isnīt my wife, it isnīt my wife".
The woman didnīt think much of this method, but the next time she got a headache, she tried it. Lo and behold, it worked! Next time, it worked again.
She then thought of the sad fact that her husband wasnīt very active sexually. She told him to go and see the doctor who had helped her.
When he came home from work the next day he gave her a working-over like never before. The same thing happened the next day.
She was very happy, but noticed that before every love-making he went into the bath-room. Curious as to what he did there, she sneaked after him. He stood there before the mirror, stroked his groin and said to the mirror. "I it isnīt my wife, it isnīt my wife".