Jokes & Humor - Birth Defect

A woman is resting after giving birth to her baby. The doctor comes in to her room, and he says, "I have something to tell you about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor says, "Well now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis, and a brain too?!?"

A woman has a very difficult birth in which she didn't see her baby,
After a few days she's getting frantic and demands to see it,
Finally a doctor comes in and tells her,
"Madam, there's been some complications"
She replies, " I don't care, I want to see my baby"
So he escorts her to the nursery,
On the way he informs her that the child has no legs!!
She screams in anguish and cries uncontrollably,
Then choking back the tears she says,
"I don't care..I will still love him"
As they go further down the corridor,
The Doctor says " I'm sorry, he has no arms either"
The mum sobs deep and bitter, then again replies,
" I don't care..I will still love him".
Again they proceed, again the doctor stops and says,
"Actually, he doesn't have a body either...sorry"
She faints, then as she regains her composure, she mutters,
"No legs, no arms and no body.....just a head!!"
The doctor opens the nusery door and unfeelingly snaps,
"Not even that, I'm afraid, my dear....just a left ear!!"
Again she screams and faints, again she pulls herself together and states,
"I don't care, even if he is just a left ear...I will still love him"
She then leans over the tiny crib and gently whispers,
"I will ALWAYS love you darling..ALWAYS"
The doctor says
"Oh, by the way.........he's deaf"

baby was born with no eyelids,
mom and dad real upset about it,
dr says "don't worry, he'll be fine, we'll take care of him"
so when baby was circumcised, they attached the foreskin
in place of his eyelids. the surgery was successful, couldn't
tell any thing had been wrong with this little guy.
well mom and dad were quite upset, dr wanted to know
what was wrong, mom says "my baby is cockeyed"

rofl at all!

A rather like an old Playboy 'defect' joke.

The small town doctor encountered the town busy body one day just after a new delivery. Sick of her dirt digging he decided to do something. He told her thee baby was born without a penis. Then as she hurried off the spead this latest tidbit he continued, softly enough that she did not hear, "But if she is anything like her mother she should have a d@mn good place to put one in about 18 years".

A woman is resting after giving birth to her baby. The doctor comes in to her room, and he says, "I have something to tell you about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"

The doctor says, "Well now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that?"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis, and a brain too?!?"

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: So the 'two' don't go along with each other eh?