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Mr. Markets
07-19-07, 12:09 PM
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am
putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the
afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of
her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer
cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she
knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there
even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for
a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and
she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years ,
I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed.
however, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to
know - why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to
you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not
to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and
Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However,
since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times
is not that bad considering your problem."

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and
made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why
do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty
cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."


EthanYQX
08-01-07, 10:19 AM
Lol

Desert Storm
08-03-07, 02:43 PM
Lol!