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timmyquest
07-19-07, 09:19 PM
My sister-"That toaster oven sucks doesn't it?!"

me-"What do you mean?"

My sister-"Well it always burns the toast"

me-"You set the timer yourself..."

Mr. Gear Jammer
07-20-07, 04:49 PM
My sister-"That toaster oven sucks doesn't it?!"

me-"What do you mean?"

My sister-"Well it always burns the toast"

me-"You set the timer yourself..."

Thats crazy, and funny at the same time:).
ms.gio
07-20-07, 04:53 PM
I find it amusing.

BTW, Mr. Jammer, I used to polevault. Tropical pole vaulting sounds interesting. (In reference to your sig)

Siu Blue Wind
07-20-07, 05:01 PM
Buyer: What's the difference between these two pallets of peaches?
Me: They are from two different growers at two different locations. Chile and domestic.
Buyer: What's the difference between the Chilean Peaches and regular peaches? What does that mean?
Me: These (pointing to pallet) are from Chile and these (other pallet) are from here.
Buyer: But what's the difference?
Me: It's summer in Chile and it's the end of the season. The ones from here are just at the start of the season.
Buyer: So what does that mean? I mean, what is the big deal about these? (pointing to pallet from Chile)
Me: THESE are from CHILE!!!!!!!
Buyer: Oh I see. Okay. I'll take 20 cases.
*GRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr*