Foo - A Battle for the Ages

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skinny matt
07-21-07, 07:47 AM
Who would win in a fight, a bear or a tiger? Bear gets my vote.


Tom Stormcrowe
07-21-07, 09:07 AM
Vulture! Ultimately, when the bear and the tiger kill each other, the vulture has the equivalent of an all you can eat buffet!

KingTermite
07-21-07, 09:20 AM
Who would win in a fight, a bear or a tiger? Bear gets my vote.

+1 for bear!!


polara426sh
07-21-07, 09:55 AM
Tiger. Why isn't this a poll?

x136
07-21-07, 10:38 AM
The tiger, because his lion friend would join in. Seriously, have you ever heard of there being a tiger and a bear in the same vicinity without a lion somewhere close by? Oh my!

polara426sh
07-21-07, 10:40 AM
And then the lion and tigress get together and make a liger. Game over for the bear.:)

asherlighn
07-21-07, 10:49 AM
Tiger. Cats are like ninjas and bears are like wwf wrestlers, all show.

skinny matt
07-21-07, 11:06 AM
Ligers are actually really sad, bizarre animals as I understand. Lions and tigers don't naturally want to breed so I suppose they're coerced into lovemaking with cheap cognac and Sade records.

BananaTugger
07-21-07, 11:08 AM
Quail.

polara426sh
07-21-07, 11:10 AM
Ligers are actually really sad, bizarre animals as I understand. Lions and tigers don't naturally want to breed so I suppose they're coerced into lovemaking with cheap cognac and Sade records.

There are naturally occurring examples. I also heard that it was Barry White records, not Sade. :D

BananaTugger
07-21-07, 11:13 AM
What about Marvin Gaye?

catatonic
07-21-07, 11:16 AM
Tigers. They have more speed, and their power is not that much less than a bear's.

A bear might win if they get a good first hit in, but keep in mind that a Tiger can take down a 10ft crocodile in seconds....it's no contest. That same crocodile has more strength than a bear....using it's blunt tail, it can inflict crushing damage the bear only wished it could inflcit, and is still faster.

The bear is the top of the food chain over on this side of the world, the Tiger is the top on it's side.

skinny matt
07-21-07, 11:19 AM
Who would win in a fight, Barry white or a white bear?

polara426sh
07-21-07, 11:24 AM
Depends, is the white bear a panda bear or a polar bear.

x136
07-21-07, 11:26 AM
Now, if the bear is wearing one of these, the tables may be turned...

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6651/597x231aroundgrizzly2yp1.jpg

AllenG
07-21-07, 01:42 PM
^^^^
That idiot is the greatest.
I was especially impressed when he tested his fire proof paste by making it into a hat and setting his head on fire.

Snicklefritz
07-21-07, 01:57 PM
And then the lion and tigress get together and make a liger. Game over for the bear.:)


+1 Liger's are huge. Apparently they lack the growth inhibiting gene that keeps them at a normal size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cowCS_OoDSY

Taerom
07-21-07, 05:09 PM
Mr. Rogers

Malistryx
07-21-07, 05:47 PM
There was a show about this on the Discovery chanel once.

According to them Polar bear owns the tiger.

Ritehsedad
07-21-07, 10:01 PM
I tried to resolve this with a Google fight (http://www.googlefight.com/) but they both came up as 0...WTF????? Anyway, I did it the old fashion way...googled both.

Drum roll please...


Tiger had 97,700,000 hits. Bear had 175,000,000 hits.

Bear wins.

pedalMonger
07-21-07, 10:34 PM
Baby Harp Seal vs Bambi!