Jokes & Humor - An English Girl

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KingTermite
07-24-07, 07:27 AM
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present?
what I asked for, the English girl?!
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!

SingleSpeeDemon
07-24-07, 07:29 AM
Nice one. :D
traveling
08-28-07, 10:54 PM
haha…… :p

traveling
08-28-07, 11:05 PM
a little funny :p
Elkhound
09-20-07, 10:15 AM
A Frenchman was arrested for necrophilia. In his defense, he claimed that he didn't know she was dead.

"But," asked the prosecutor,"when she lay cold, and stiff, and unmoving, and didn't respond in any way to anything you did, did it not occur to you to think she was dead?"

"No, sir," replied the defendant,"I assumed she was English."

Judge: "Case dismissed!"
rosie08
09-20-07, 03:15 PM
haha that is a good one :p
scrapmetal
09-20-07, 03:27 PM
A Frenchman was arrested for necrophilia. In his defense, he claimed that he didn't know she was dead.

"But," asked the prosecutor,"when she lay cold, and stiff, and unmoving, and didn't respond in any way to anything you did, did it not occur to you to think she was dead?"

"No, sir," replied the defendant,"I assumed she was English."

Judge: "Case dismissed!"

It's like:

I think my wife is dead

Why would you think so??

Well, sex is the same, but the dishes in the kitchen started to pile up.