Foo - Penis Envy

Have you gots it?

Yes'm.

A penis? I think so.

*peers down into pants*

Yeppers.

I reckon.

I'm married, I have no use for a penis. :D

Yes.

Tee-hee.

My wife lies and says it is perfect, so I believe her.

Have you gots it?

have i gots envy or have i gots a penis?


hmmmm, depends on who we're comparing to.

I'm married, I have no use for a penis. :D

+20 (years)

Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/pianist.jpg

I have breasts, what would I want with this penis thing???

By the Freudian definition, I am not female and I do not have penis envy.

peni'th envy? What's that?

Yes, I listen to it all the time too.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/pianist.jpg

I don't have it. I have organ envy instead.

Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

"YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....:rolleyes:

No envy here. I'm very happy with having been born female, thanks.

I'm married, I have no use for a penis. :D

talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!:lol:

I'm envious of whatever penis bdg is refering to.

I can't say that with a straight face. :roflmao:

talk for yourself, Im married 20 years and there better be a penis!!!!!!:lol:

They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .

They don't have to be the same person. Not accusin', just sayin' . . . .

awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years:p

Never EVER speak fast when you are trying to negotiate a contract with a vendor about peanuts.

"YOU tell ME why I should carry your penus. Why are your nuts better than (competitor's) nuts? How big is your average penus load? How about mechandising of your penus? What about if you come up short with the delivery of your penus and I don't get what I ordered...tell me about how to get credit. What percentage gain can I expect?"

I was wondering why he was smirking till my manager sorta mentioned to me that I should speak slower and not so agressively.....:rolleyes:

:roflmao: Now, that's hella funny! ;)

awww sometimes dont I wish.... but no, it's been the same old companion for years:p

The husband or the penis? :D

Mine's detachable.

Okay, I will admit I am a bit envious of this one.

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-10/fire-organ-burning-man.jpg

That guy may have a penis, but I'll gurantee you he's never seen a vagina :)

That guy may have a penis, but I'll gurantee you he's never seen a vagina :)

Im pretty sure some music nerd girls would stumbling over themselves to talk to him.

I do envy my penis at times.

Mine's detachable.

Like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRs6KWDsc0

Mine's detachable.

So, now we know where Mr. Bobbet is. :eek:
Heard from Lorena lately?:p

Like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRs6KWDsc0


(too lazy to sign up) Is that something by King Missile?

"don't you wish you had a camera on your d*ck so you could see what you're gettin into?"

:)
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No. I know I'm lacking and that's fine with me.

(too lazy to sign up) Is that something by King Missile?

Yes, Detachable Penis by King Missile.

I own a big truck.

naahhhh, pretty much attached to mine.

Mine works for me.

Sure. Sometimes it'd probably be pretty nice to have one.

Sure. Sometimes it'd probably be pretty nice to have one.

:eek:

I'm going to pretend I didn't just see that.

Sure. Sometimes it'd probably be pretty nice to have one.

Here ya go...












http://tn2.deviantart.com/300W/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/101/6/b/Mr__Peanut_is_Sexay_For_You.jpg

Sure. Sometimes it'd probably be pretty nice to have one.

It is. Being able to urinate while standing fully erect is wonderful.:D

:roflmao:

It is. Being able to urinate while standing fully erect is wonderful.:D
I don't know what you're talking about, but when I pee fully erect it sprays everywhere like a water hose on crack.

It is. Being able to urinate while standing fully erect is wonderful.:D

Pssst...keep the wind at your back...

Having one would sure make the issue of urgency while riding a bit simpler. ;)

Having one would sure make the issue of urgency while riding a bit simpler. ;)

But it would cause issues for the person drafting you. :rolleyes:

Not my problem, eh?

Heh. Just thinkin' like one with a penis. ;)

It is. Being able to urinate while standing fully erect is wonderful.:D

Funny story about that. My high school girlfriend was a bit of a wierdo (great match for me :rolleyes:). As a kind of joking gift for her birthday I got her this thing that looked like the cup you put in a jockstrap that had a tube coming out of it. I forget what the name of it is, but it was designed to let a woman pee standing up and she liked it way more than any other present I ever got her. The next day she had so much fun going into the guys bathroom and using the urinal.

:roflmao:

Sure. Sometimes it'd probably be pretty nice to have one.

Im at work, Im tired, it's late, i have a cold and yet that just made me giggle so hard:D