Bob Ross
10-11-07, 02:55 PM
"No thanks, if 12 didn't get the taste out of my mouth 13 isn't going to help."
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10-11-07, 02:57 PM
"I shouldn't even be doing this."
bikingshearer
10-12-07, 03:10 PM
"The Panama Canal is a busy ditch."
"Silly Rabbi! Kicks are for Trids."
"The national Hide-and-Seek Champion from 1983."
"He says: 'You don't have the balls.'"
"Is this 555-8312?"
"Sure - if you'll move your cat."
"Go ahead. It's your dog."
"Silly Rabbi! Kicks are for Trids."
"The national Hide-and-Seek Champion from 1983."
"He says: 'You don't have the balls.'"
"Is this 555-8312?"
"Sure - if you'll move your cat."
"Go ahead. It's your dog."
ahsposo
02-15-10, 12:59 PM
Give it a quarter turn.
Brian T.
02-17-10, 04:50 PM
The bad news is, it's stuck. The good news is , we can change the batteries.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
linux_author
02-18-10, 02:06 PM
Ees, a Ham Bush!
trsidn
02-18-10, 03:40 PM
"I thought I puked my guts up. But with the grace of God and a crooked stick, I got them all back in..."
ahsposo
02-18-10, 04:33 PM
"Read the card! Read the card!"
sknhgy
02-21-10, 07:02 PM
Because then it would be called an octocock.
Ha - Not so funny when it's your mother, is it?
Ha - Not so funny when it's your mother, is it?
FlatMaster
02-22-10, 03:31 PM
Well call me "well enough" and leave me alone
hoodoo40
03-06-10, 07:50 AM
C eh N eh D eh
ahsposo
03-08-10, 08:31 AM
The rooster clucks defiance.
Keith99
03-08-10, 01:46 PM
I'd like 3 tickets to Pittsburg and I'd like the change in nickles, dimes and quarters. And miss about your dress, if you are not careful Saint Finger is going to point his peter at you.
sknhgy
03-22-10, 09:13 AM
Nobody eats parsley.
DX-MAN
04-05-10, 10:17 PM
To keep her ankles warm.
Two feet of my c*ck in your *ss.
"No, those were yesterday's abortions!"
"Phil? Call the morgue and have 'em bring another, this one's full."
"I know what YOU been Doing!"
"You're in mixed company when you're by yourself!"
Two feet of my c*ck in your *ss.
"No, those were yesterday's abortions!"
"Phil? Call the morgue and have 'em bring another, this one's full."
"I know what YOU been Doing!"
"You're in mixed company when you're by yourself!"
Terrierman
04-08-10, 10:59 AM
Not yelling and screaming like the people riding with him.
Connell
04-20-10, 05:55 PM
Then she said "OK big boy, go to town. So here I am."
Keith99
04-22-10, 03:12 PM
No, Mother Superior, that exactly the problem they call it a f***ing shovel.
bigbossman
05-01-10, 08:22 PM
I can't believe this one hasn't popped up yet:
"Coffee break's over, back on your heads".
"Coffee break's over, back on your heads".
sknhgy
05-03-10, 08:16 PM
snowballs
Scrockern8r
05-20-10, 03:13 PM
"And before my cat could say "ph**k!"... The dog ate him!"
"One is a snack cracker and one is a crack snacker".
"Dad. I think the mailman thinks mom is for sale."
"One is a snack cracker and one is a crack snacker".
"Dad. I think the mailman thinks mom is for sale."
sanitycheck
05-26-10, 11:12 AM
"I'm not," he says. "I'm an a**hole!"
EKW in DC
07-23-10, 09:46 AM
For any Russian speakers out there:
во мху я
And some other gems:
-The second guy ducked.
-"I got a duck for a f@#k, a f@#k for a duck and $15 for a f@#ked up duck."
во мху я
And some other gems:
-The second guy ducked.
-"I got a duck for a f@#k, a f@#k for a duck and $15 for a f@#ked up duck."
rumrunn6
07-23-10, 10:00 AM
"they're both full of sea men"
pablosnazzy
07-23-10, 02:13 PM
- superman, you're a dick when you're drunk
- ping pong balls? i thought you said "king kong's balls"
- i want the f&*%er that pushed me in
- ping pong balls? i thought you said "king kong's balls"
- i want the f&*%er that pushed me in
Sixty Fiver
07-23-10, 02:35 PM
But where are we going to find a baseball and a porcupine at this hour ?
spooner
07-23-10, 06:55 PM
Stu.
Bob.
Art.
Eileen.
Doug.
Matt.
Bud.
Dick.
Russel
Bob.
Art.
Eileen.
Doug.
Matt.
Bud.
Dick.
Russel
spooner
07-23-10, 06:56 PM
You don't understand. Chunks is my dog.
We already know what kind of woman you are. Now we're just negotiating a price.
We already know what kind of woman you are. Now we're just negotiating a price.
elcraft
07-23-10, 07:56 PM
...And deep too
...Damn near killed 'em
...A mechanic
...and tell him to take his pick
...Damn near killed 'em
...A mechanic
...and tell him to take his pick
Scrockern8r
07-26-10, 10:52 PM
Stop! Stop! Turn back..! It's a bl*w job!
Scrockern8r
10-07-10, 07:41 PM
Is this all we got?
Tom Stormcrowe
10-07-10, 11:31 PM
Quick, say it's a cheeseburger!
ahsposo
10-08-10, 06:48 AM
That's no lady, she's my wife!
scottsmith
10-08-10, 07:04 AM
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
And the Scotsman replies "touch it again lass, it's grew some more!"
And the Scotsman says "It's not for me, I've seen it. It's for the children"
Because it scares the hell out of their dogs!
And the Scotsman replies "touch it again lass, it's grew some more!"
And the Scotsman says "It's not for me, I've seen it. It's for the children"
Because it scares the hell out of their dogs!
scottsmith
10-08-10, 07:06 AM
They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see!
Grishnak
10-08-10, 12:26 PM
But he`s only ever done it twice.The first time it made him sick,and the second his hat blew off!
Keith99
10-08-10, 01:25 PM
The genie was hard of hearing and thought I asked for a 12 inch pianist.
scrapmetal
10-10-10, 05:12 PM
Hedgehog out of the ass!
Jamesw2
12-30-10, 10:22 AM
Dis as ter
coldfeet
01-03-11, 06:41 PM
Oh, Senor, the bull he does not always lose.I always liked that one.
I think I'm scoring about 20% so far.
Here's 2 more, the first one, I'll be surprised if anyone knows, ( but they could probably figure it out )
"It's so yer ass don't shut with a bang!"
And one everyone should know.
"Eeet ees not my dawg.."
I think I'm scoring about 20% so far.
Here's 2 more, the first one, I'll be surprised if anyone knows, ( but they could probably figure it out )
"It's so yer ass don't shut with a bang!"
And one everyone should know.
"Eeet ees not my dawg.."