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pcates
07-25-07, 01:54 PM
who'd you think would win the race up alp d'huez

godzilla vs king kong

alien vs predator

hulk hogan vs andre the giant
OrionKhan
07-25-07, 01:56 PM
godzilla, alien, and hogan

edit: that's assuming they're all clean. If not then predator over alien.
lotek
07-25-07, 01:56 PM
The flash. . .obviously.

marty
pcates
07-25-07, 01:57 PM
The flash. . .obviously.

marty

flash is obviously on epo
GV27
07-25-07, 02:06 PM
Road race or TT?

TT, Predator wins hands down. Road race, 'Zilla - with no second place.
SpiderMike
07-25-07, 02:08 PM
In any of those race the people at the feed zones are the losers.
FixdGearHead
07-25-07, 02:28 PM
Ditka
Gee3
07-25-07, 02:35 PM
King Kong because he has better legs and can use all four limbs if needed!

Predator because the Predator is the guardian of the Aliens up in polar cap.

Hulk Hogan because he's not dead yet.
Jinker
07-25-07, 02:36 PM
Godzilla. You ever seen a man in a rubber suit jump?

Alien. Those things are wicked fast.

Hogan, +1 on the not dead thing. Oh, Andre also didn't look like he ever got down to his best racing form weight.
Cromulent
07-25-07, 02:40 PM
Alien. Those things are wicked fast.
Exactly, so the real question is: out of all the Alien movies, which Alien would win a race up Alp d'Huez?
same time
07-25-07, 02:45 PM
My money's on that little alien, freshly popped out from the guy's stomach. That thing would zip up the mountain in ten seconds.
skinnyone
07-25-07, 02:46 PM
Kinh kong..
Alien - bike

andre the giant.. Big lung capacity..
gcl8a
07-25-07, 09:34 PM
Still going with Merckx...
gpsblake
07-25-07, 09:43 PM
Ok, I'll be ret*arded for a second.

**FLASH** Saab's fly to the finish has released the final set of keywords to win the Saab.

Stage 16: Blood Transfusion
Stage 17: Rasmussen
Stage 18: Elevated testosterone
Stage 19: banned drugs
Stage 20: EPO
FrankBattle
07-25-07, 10:01 PM
Did you all forget about the kid? The young up and comer .. Gadzookie!!!
Jinker
07-25-07, 10:47 PM
Exactly, so the real question is: out of all the Alien movies, which Alien would win a race up Alp d'Huez?

Dog alien from Aliens III.

I played the AvP game. No way would anyone be catching those dudes.
pdxtex
07-26-07, 04:50 AM
the clear victor would be godzilla, though i imagine a few spectators might get eaten before the summit....
^*^BATMAN^*^
07-26-07, 05:14 AM
who'd you think would win the race up alp d'huez

godzilla vs king kong

alien vs predator

hulk hogan vs andre the giant


CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!

with batman in a close second.
McSpin
07-26-07, 06:12 AM
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Alien. Those things are wicked fast.



You kidd'n? That Predator ran about 300 miles/hr - in trees! Besides, he'd just fire one of those steel nets over the Alien and then skip to the finish line.
same time
07-26-07, 07:10 AM
wait, Godzilla could breathe radioactive fire. There would be no mountain left to climb.

although, radioactive fire is probably a banned substance, dope control would bounce him.
lotek
07-26-07, 07:11 AM
Rodan would get up there faster.
tmqgiant
07-26-07, 07:24 AM
Ditka


You mean a regular size Ditka or a minateur Ditka? lol.
Voodoo76
07-26-07, 07:30 AM
We could have celeb matches as well. David Letterman vs. Jay Leno, Paris vs Britney. And in the bigger than life category I think Ditka would get pounded by Chuck Norris.
JungleCat
07-26-07, 07:43 AM
My money is on Predator - nobody would see it attack.
Jinker
07-26-07, 08:32 AM
We could have celeb matches as well. David Letterman vs. Jay Leno, Paris vs Britney. And in the bigger than life category I think Ditka would get pounded by Chuck Norris.

Ditka Vs. Norris?

My god man. Why even contemplate it? The results would be meaningless as noone else would survive to verify the results.
donrhummy
07-26-07, 08:44 AM
The real question is who wins this battle:

Dick Pound vs Dick Butkus vs Dick Trickle vs Dick Pole

(BTW, they're all real names)
Voodoo76
07-26-07, 09:24 AM
The real question is who wins this battle:

Dick Pound vs Dick Butkus vs Dick Trickle vs Dick Pole

(BTW, they're all real names)


Don't forget Dick Headley!
NotAsFat
07-26-07, 09:58 AM
Road race or TT?

TT, Predator wins hands down. Road race, 'Zilla - with no second place.I think Alien would do well in the TT. I mean, he has an aero SKULL! :eek:
McSpin
07-26-07, 09:59 AM
The real question is who wins this battle:

Dick Pound vs Dick Butkus vs Dick Trickle vs Dick Pole

(BTW, they're all real names)

I only know that a Dick would be "ahead" in that race.
superwombat
07-26-07, 10:54 AM
Jack Bauer. Oh, wait... he was on heroin...