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Vinokurtov
07-26-07, 10:42 AM
Dope dope dope dope dope dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (head in sand) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope dope dope dope not doping never doped can't prove doping dope.

Dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (wow, look at him go!) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope favorite rider doesn't dope (whoops!) dope dope doping doctors testing dope dope dope dope dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (head in sand) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope.

Doping scandal.

Noticed there were only a couple of new doping threads. Thought I'd do a preemptive consolidation of today's threads. Did I miss anything?

(Note: please don't mention a certain event or the mods will move this important thread).


Greg180
07-26-07, 10:56 AM
Excellent synopsis on the issue Vino. You covered the topic like a true fan of the sport and I couldn't agree more. However, I am confused as to what event/sport you were referring to in your post...baseball, football, wrestling, cycling, track and field, ultimate frisbee...just a partial list.:rolleyes:

Thanks for the clarification.:D

Pizza Man
07-26-07, 10:58 AM
Dope!

Hey, are you staying in Markleeville tomorrow? It's probably not too far for you, so I'd guess not, but I'm heading out there tomorrow for a course preview ride and staying at the Woodfords Inn.


Vinokurtov
07-26-07, 10:59 AM
I was addressing cycling. I thought that was pretty clear :rolleyes:

Vinokurtov
07-26-07, 11:02 AM
Dope!

Hey, are you staying in Markleeville tomorrow? It's probably not too far for you, so I'd guess not, but I'm heading out there tomorrow for a course preview ride and staying at the Woodfords Inn.

I'm home. Plenty close for me and being home for a weekend makes my wife and dog happy.

Forecast is for hot. Beware the always there headwind after the second climb, if some horsepower gets away, it's pretty much over.

Talk to you at the race. You doing the crit?

ggg300
07-26-07, 11:59 AM
wrong forum dumb***** (http://www.cuttingedgemuscle.com/Forum/forumdisplay.php?forumid=9)







:)

DocRay
07-26-07, 12:16 PM
I was addressing cycling. I thought that was pretty clear :rolleyes:

are you implying there is doping in pro cycling?

that's it, I'm sticking to open body building, baseball and the NFL.

Doggus
07-26-07, 12:36 PM
wrong forum dumb***** (http://www.cuttingedgemuscle.com/Forum/forumdisplay.php?forumid=9)

jebus...those guys are openly dirty as hell. One thread, some guy was talking about trying to go clean as if he was gonna stop smoking cigarettes someday.

USAZorro
07-26-07, 01:11 PM
Vinokurtov - you forgot to include the response to doping allegations. :rolleyes: c'mon man. I thought you were going to cover all the bases here.

Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack (make up excuses), attack, question sanity, attack.....

I know this well because I've recently completed a TdF. (Tour de Forums). :D

Phantoj
07-26-07, 01:23 PM
Did I miss anything?


"only PLANNING on maybe doping, but I decided not to"

Kadowaki
07-26-07, 01:32 PM
The best "denial":

"I've never tested positive and they test me all the time."

Jcyclist
07-26-07, 07:50 PM
Dope For Hope

patentcad
07-26-07, 08:25 PM
are you implying there is doping in pro cycling?

that's it, I'm sticking to open body building, baseball and the NFL.

Why in God's name are you so friggin OBSESSED with this topic? Did some EPO crazed pro cyclist murder your little sister?

Dick Rhee
07-26-07, 08:31 PM
"It must have been the Jack Daniel's or scraped knee."

Bantam
07-26-07, 08:36 PM
Dope dope dope dope dope dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (head in sand) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope dope dope dope not doping never doped can't prove doping dope.

Dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (wow, look at him go!) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope favorite rider doesn't dope (whoops!) dope dope doping doctors testing dope dope dope dope dope dope doping dopers, Not doping no proof (head in sand) never tested doping doping dopers doping dope dope.

Doping scandal.

Noticed there were only a couple of new doping threads. Thought I'd do a preemptive consolidation of today's threads. Did I miss anything?

(Note: please don't mention a certain event or the mods will move this important thread).
Sure illustrates the diversity of the word!

CastIron
07-26-07, 08:45 PM
Why the hell don't the pharmaceutical companies sponsor a team? Or is The Tour enough?

Yoshi
07-27-07, 09:35 AM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo)

'nother
07-27-07, 10:41 AM
On a *short* ride yesterday, the occupants of 3 separate cars passing me yelled "DOPER!". I didn't see any meth-heads around so I assumed it was directed at me.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I have never tested positive for dope.

ggg300
07-27-07, 10:56 AM
Why in God's name are you so friggin OBSESSED with this topic? Did some EPO crazed pro cyclist murder your little sister?

PLZ don't bring up the murdered sister...I thought you knew.


DocRay, he did not mean it....plz don't hunt him down and kill him...well...uh...unless you invite me.

Vinokurtov
07-27-07, 11:53 AM
I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I have never tested positive for dope.

I'm sorry to announce that due to spelling irregularities. 'nother is being withdrawn from this thread. We regret that this is neccessary to protect the integrity of this thread, but we want to say, here and now, that this thread will go on. No one individual is bigger than this thread.

slim_77
07-27-07, 12:06 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo)

Watch your mouth, young man!

'nother
07-27-07, 12:08 PM
I'm sorry to announce that due to spelling irregularities. 'nother is being withdrawn from this thread. We regret that this is neccessary to protect the integrity of this thread, but we want to say, here and now, that this thread will go on. No one individual is bigger than this thread.

My DS would like to report that he is "shocked" by this development. He also said he had to run off quickly to talk to the team doctors.

Also the meth-head theory was not mine, but something my lawyers came up with. Furthermore, they have become very suspicious of the methods used by Vinokurtov to determine the reasons for the withdrawal. They will be taking it up with the lab and the governing body.

Also: anyone know a good editor? Despite spelling irregularities, I'm thinking about writing a book...

Vinokurtov
07-27-07, 12:23 PM
Also: anyone know a good editor? Despite spelling irregularities, I'm thinking about writing a book...

Yeah, me. Seriously. Headed up a mag for several years. You wouldn't know it by some of my non-spell checked posts though.

'nother
07-27-07, 12:26 PM
Yeah, me. Seriously. Headed up a mag for several years. You wouldn't know it by some of my non-spell checked posts though.

haha! Well, after the board's decision on this matter, let's find a publisher and inform the world of the real story here.

Well...I gotta roll. There's still some time to film a few commercials before my sponsors dump me.