Luke Bream and his mum (http://sport.guardian.co.uk/tourdefrance2007/story/0,,2134809,00.html).
I think he ought to at least get a stuffed lion for doing this after only a year of cycling. I thought this was one of the better stories coming out of the Tour this year. The Monty Pythonesque vibe helps, too...

Good story.

Awesome. If I was a team director, I'd give him a top shelf bike for his efforts.