Foo - Jessica alba single

I hear she likes tall, Dark, and cyclist.

oh, well.. I guess that rules you out. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/polara426sh/omgwtfRubiksCube.jpg

I did not know she had a single out. Link to the mp3 please?

:roflmao:

I bet it sounds just like Lindsay and Paris.

Combined.

I bet it sounds just like Lindsay and Paris.

Combined.

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I bet it sounds just like Lindsay and Paris.

Combined.

would that be muffled?

would that be muffled?

:D :beer:

would that be muffled?

I don't know.

If it was, it would be the sexiest muffle I would ever hear.

I am taking her out tonight.. I did ask her if her trunk could fit a bike for good measure..

I am taking her out tonight.. I did ask her if her trunk could fit a bike for good measure..

LOL

who?

who?

For your own good.. I hope you are joking :eek:..

http://mickaloha.com/images/alba.jpg

who?

+11111!!!!!!11

that? meh. doesn't turn my crank. I mean ok, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but not my type. And I can tell already that she's got that kind of porky pig face that doesn't age well. She's only pretty because she's young and she has a team of starvation experts to keep her in check. Wait till the aging kicks in.

For your own good.. I hope you are joking :eek:..


Welcome to the face of the month club. :rolleyes:

This is hottness!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_25511~Brigitte-Bardot-Posters.jpg

Welcome to the face of the month club. :rolleyes:

This is hottness!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_25511~Brigitte-Bardot-Posters.jpg

With front teeth like that, she can eat corn on the cob through a fence!

So, what's yer point?

how to contact Jessica :
To contact Jessica is much more difficult. She hasn't an email address. I only know the address to reach her manager. ( no liability assumed ). Before Jessica gets the mail her manager is to sort out all the nonsense. Alledgedly Jessica's mother is to read it as well before Jessica gets the mail. So behave yourselves, don't write that typical "I love you" and "Marry me" fans use to write, it's going to be thrown away anyway. Serious mail should be able to reach Jessica. So we don't have to shower her with nonsense, otherwise all the letters are going to end in the rubbish bin soon. That's why I don't show the address here. If you mean there's something sensible you want Jessica to know, you'll have to tell me about it first ...

She is hot on Dark Angel. I seen one of the shows.

dark angel is on in one hour about.

With front teeth like that, she can eat corn on the cob through a fence!

Yeah, dat fugly.

Hey Ryan, if ya hadn't noticed Klöden is OUT of the TdF.

I don't want to believe.

I don't want to believe.

I'll leave you to your delusions

I don't want to believe.

Are you also a member of The Flat Earth Society (http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm)?:p

Hey Ryan, if ya hadn't noticed Klöden is OUT of the TdF.

I heard Klöden spiked Vino's urine sample so they'd all get kicked out of the Tour and he would have Saturday night off to see Jessica.

Yeah, dat fugly.

Bridget Bardot 'fugly'?!?! Man, you smokin' rock!

Poor little Klodi

ryanf - I think you need to find a celebrity stalker support group. ;)

OMG Jessica Alba Called me. She said she loves me.

OMG Jessica Alba Called me. She said she loves me.

Behave yourself. Don't go......oh nevermind. :eek:

OMG Jessica Alba Called me. She said she loves me.

http://img196.echo.cx/img196/2974/354crackpipe5oy.jpg

rubbish...she's giving me a foot massage as we speak....

....wait what's that noise....

......STFU you f_____g alarm clock!!!!

:(