The Mistress

[KingTermite]

A husband and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and demands, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it. I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours."

Just as the wife is about to say something, she notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

[mirage1]

:roflmao: I like that one.

[eubi]

Im sure you've heard this, but here goes...

An architect, artist, and engineer were discussing which is better; a wife or a mistress.

"A wife", said the architect, "Because it's important for your life to have a strong foundation."

"Oh, but I like spontenaety and creativity, so I prefer a mistress," said the artist.

"I prefer to have both," said the engineer.

"Both?" replied his stunned friends.

"Sure, when you're not with your wife, she will think you're with your mistress, and when you're not with your mistress she will think you're with your wife. Then you can go down to the shop and get some work done."