Foo - A DVD got me laid!

So I go out to my mailbox yesterday to get the mail. I subscribe to Blockbustet Total Access. My neighbor is this really hot chick, and she came out at the same time to check mail. Only, she rents from Netflix, so she can't get in-store exchanges. She is wearing this REALLY short skirt and I know if I can only get her on the couch I am home free. The rest will be easy. She mentioned she would really like to see that movie with the Queen in it, and so I bluff a little bit. I said, "you mean this one?" Holding up the DVD with the label facing me so she couldn't see it. She smiles, and says, "my place in a few?" I'm like COOL, this girl is totally hot, and she is wearing a short skirt, so this will be easy. I can't believe my luck because I am dressed like a choad and haven't shaven my face, much less my legs. So anyway, she goes back inside, and I haul ass up to Blockbuster to get the DVD with the queen in it. My bro who works at BB smiled at me, as if to say, "yeah man, Blockbuster will get you LAID." Anyway, thanks to Blockbuster total access, I was able to exchange Alien vs. Predator for the Queen movie, and I ran back to the girl's house, all sweaty and stinky. SCORE. Just think, if I had subscribed to Netflix instead, I would have spent the evening alone...

:beer:

Tho' there is something to be said for solitary moments. :D

Yeah, I saw that commerical too...




...Plagiarist
:p;):D

What a totally original love (making) story!! Was she as good as she looked? Was the movie any good?

Well, I guess I'm stopping at Blockbuster tonight. I also like to have the sex.

Pictures or it didn't happen. :)

Yeah, I saw that commerical too... Anyone who has been watching the TdF has seen that commercial at least 30 times. :eek:

I don't have TV.

I don't have TV.

then you will never get lucky due to your BB total acess account, sorry.

then you will never get lucky due to your BB total acess account, sorry.

I lose.:(

Alien Vs. Predator? Your taste in movies = ****.

:lol:

Anyone who has been watching the TdF has seen that commercial at least 30 times. :eek:
That one and the couple who get totally horny putting Scotch brand tape on the walls before painting. I NEVER want to hear that song again:mad:

And the Mitchum commercial. Yeah, I like those bouncy jugs, but not enough to be persuaded to buy that ugly green deoderant stick or even to watch the entire commercial.

Hmmmm. Never tried that approach ... :D ... <thinking about the suede shorty I have upstairs ...>

Same thing happened to me. Except rather than scoring, the chick got me liquored up and I passed out. She must have called some friends to help, because everything in the house is gone! Damn you Total Access!

Same thing happened to me. Except rather than scoring, the chick got me liquored up and I passed out. She must have called some friends to help, because everything in the house is gone! Damn you Total Access!

Dam! Never tried that approach either! Hmmmmm, bottle of ouzo, 6 pack of PBR's ... SCHWEET! ;)

Same thing happened to me. Except rather than scoring, the chick got me liquored up and I passed out. She must have called some friends to help, because everything in the house is gone! Damn you Total Access!

You should not have invited her over to watch Risky Business. You planted the idea in her head.

Anyone who has been watching the TdF has seen that commercial at least 30 times. :eek:

Apparently not anyone with a DVR watching the TdF.

Alien VS Predator was a disgrace to both franchises. An all out suck fest.

Anyway, anybody who actually counts on movie rentals to get laid really needs to learn some pickup lines. Even just going up to a chick at a bar, putting your arm around her and saying "So, do you like having sex for fun or what?" would be a vastly better idea.

Cookies

I'm more of a fan of "Hi, want to talk about Online gaming? Would you like to see my bandwidth?"

While I was reading the OP I was thinking "awww, what a load of BS, why doesn't this ever happen to me?"

Of course, we have different ads here. :o

Blind squirrel, acorn.

Satire, my friends. I was being satirical.

So I have been out at the mailbox in a speedo all day for nothing! I wish you would have put the winking smiley somewhere in your first post so I would have known you were not serious.

So I have been out at the mailbox in a speedo all day for nothing! I wish you would have put the winking smiley somewhere in your first post so I would have known you were not serious.

I don't think it was for nothing. Rumor has it that there were no shortage of winking smileys in your neighborhood today.

So I have been out at the mailbox in a speedo all day for nothing! I wish you would have put the winking smiley somewhere in your first post so I would have known you were not serious.

Speedo? Are you, by chance, Canadian? :rolleyes: