Foo - Don't you just wanna smack some people in the forehead?

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Siu Blue Wind
07-28-07, 08:21 PM
ERGHHH!! :mad:
But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!! :cry:
Kona_stig
07-28-07, 08:24 PM
First thought: Yes.
Second thought: Why do you ask?
Siu Blue Wind
07-28-07, 08:28 PM
Cuz I'm rett to smack 'er one. Or at least flick her in the forehead.
EthanYQX
07-28-07, 08:28 PM
ERGHHH!! :mad:
But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!! :cry:
You're talking about my new found roadie-ness, aren't you? AREN'T YOU? Well, fine. *cough*Siu'saroadie*cough*
Siu Blue Wind
07-28-07, 08:31 PM
I thought you were a him, not a her. But yes, I'd flick YOU, too! (I wouldn't smack you.)
EthanYQX
07-28-07, 08:41 PM
I thought you were a him, not a her. But yes, I'd flick YOU, too! (I wouldn't smack you.)
Aw. I'll take that as a compliment:D
Hells yes. But I'm too lazy to smack people. I rather just give them a <scornful Jon look>.
I'm currently sitting in this con-fangled new nasty computer chair that insists on sliding down slowly so I start by sitting up high like a little kid with my feet dangling - and now I'm sitting here with my chin on the keyboard.
OK, so I'd like to get rid of this thing.
But what and why would you want to smack someone on the forehead? I'm confused. (dam chair anyway ... <scooch, schrooch, twist, stretch, ahhhhh now I can see the monitor again)
Michigander
07-28-07, 08:51 PM
I'd rather smack someone ON the forehead.
Kona_stig
07-28-07, 08:53 PM
I'm currently sitting in this con-fangled new nasty computer chair that insists on sliding down slowly so I start by sitting up high like a little kid with my feet dangling - and now I'm sitting here with my chin on the keyboard.
OK, so I'd like to get rid of this thing.
But what and why would you want to smack someone on the forehead? I'm confused. (dam chair anyway ... <scooch, schrooch, twist, stretch, ahhhhh now I can see the monitor again)
Because it's more fun than a stress ball.
More effective, too.
Because it's more fun than a stress ball.
More effective, too.
hehe, is it the upper body workout by pumping the chair back up ... or is it more for the thigh workout by getting up so I can swear and pump the chair up again.
hehe, either way - I guess I'm getting a total body work out here!
Siu Blue Wind
07-28-07, 09:05 PM
Ehhhh........You know how it is when you have a smooth running bike and someone just throws a stick in your spokes? Well, she is the stick if ya know what I mean.
Not a team player and very selfish. Everyone is getting frustrated with her. And she thinks that you will let it slide if she just gives you a smirk.
Well I'm about to give her a SMACK with the palm of my hand.
Multiple times every day.
Dogbait
07-28-07, 09:18 PM
Heads like that may hurt your hand. Try aiming for the side of the melon instead. As in:
"If you don't quit that, I'm gonna smack you upside yore head"!
Alfster
07-28-07, 09:31 PM
Finally a request that I can appreciate. Who do I get to smack ??? :D
efrobert
07-28-07, 09:32 PM
Yes. The dick head FedEx guy who dropped the package with my new crank off at my neighbors instead of at the apartment office like he is supposed to when someones not home. I don't even know this neighbor, I've never met them, they are never home. I've been knocking on their door for hours. I'm sure it will be days before I get this package.
Fortunately I close on my new house Monday and won't have to deal with this apartment crap anymore.
Ritehsedad
07-28-07, 10:06 PM
Try flicking the ear instead of the forehead...
Try flicking the ear instead of the forehead...
I second that... if you SMACK it hard enough, you could give her cauliflower ear :rolleyes:.
BananaTugger
07-28-07, 10:22 PM
Yes!
I love when you guys talk about headshots! :D
hey! that hurts! ya'll quit bangin on my melon please.
scottmorrison99
07-29-07, 12:17 AM
;)Yes, I want to apply a vigorous head smack occasionally. The kind of fast double tap where you smack them again when the head rebounds on the neck.:D
catatonic
07-29-07, 09:04 AM
Sometimes, I just want to line up an entire city shoulder to shoulder, then I would be on a moped with one arm extended for a mass-head slapping. It's just more efficient that way.
Siu Blue Wind
07-29-07, 09:18 AM
A wet slap. That would sting.
stevesurf
07-29-07, 09:40 AM
My Cat Cali is the grand expert at the non-lethal forehead slap. Play with her a little, go to give her a little kiss, she'll oblige you then, outta nowhere...THWACK!!!
Mr. Gear Jammer
07-29-07, 05:12 PM
ERGHHH!! :mad:
But it STILL wouldn't put any sense in their heads. ACKKKKK!!!!!!!! :cry:
I just want to sleep becuase i am tired as hell, which is quite usual of late.
crtreedude
07-29-07, 05:19 PM
Siu - you have been reading PnR again have you... ;)
Siu Blue Wind
07-29-07, 08:17 PM
Well.........lil bit. But I need to flick someone. *looks around for someone to flick*
crtreedude
07-29-07, 08:19 PM
Look, behind the bush! It's Pheard!
bikingshearer
07-30-07, 02:13 AM
Hells yes. But I'm too lazy to smack people. I rather just give them a <scornful Jon look>.
Hate to be the one to break this to ya, Jon, but your <scornful Jon look> comes across looking more like <indigestion>.
Tom Stormcrowe
07-30-07, 07:20 AM
Hate to be the one to break this to ya, Jon, but your <scornful Jon look> comes across looking more like <indigestion>.
Jon, I recoded the Scornful Jon look to [Forum] instead of <HTML> and this was the result
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