General Cycling Discussion - The Bob Roll quote of the Day

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The Terminator
07-21-03, 07:33 PM
I have noticed that Bob Roll has some very good one liners coming out nearly every time that he talks. Here are a couple that I heard today.
Said right after Lance crashed and attacked, passing Ulrich, "Lance is sharpening his teeth on the bones of Jan Ulrich."
Said during the recap tonight on OLN,"That Lance has not attacked more than he has is a sure sign that the Apocalypse is near!"
He has some good ones. Well... I've gotta do something with these chicken wings laying here on my desk, saying "eat me" "eat me". Later. -
Rich Clark
07-21-03, 07:40 PM
(paraphrasing) - "The hurricane is back in Lance's eyes, and it's aimed right at Trailer Park Ullrich."
RichC
MediaCreations
07-21-03, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by The Terminator
Well... I've gotta do something with these chicken wings laying here on my desk, saying "eat me" "eat me". Later. -
Off to sharpen your teeth on the bones of those chickens are you?
"You don't tell Godzilla how to die like a monster." -Bobke
"The hurricane is back in Lance's eyes, and it's aimed right at Trailer Park Ullrich."
I missed that one but I truly love it!!!
"Luz Ardiden will split you open and pour you out like a suckling pig at Christmas time" -Bobke
Where does he get this stuff? How does he keep a straight face when saying it? What is he ON?
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Originally posted by Rich Clark
(paraphrasing) - "The hurricane is back in Lance's eyes, and it's aimed right at Trailer Park Ullrich."
RichC
I heard that one too. I was rolling!!!!!!!
sebring
07-22-03, 06:30 AM
He's the Yogi Berra of bicycling. I'm just waiting for bicycling is 90% mental and the other half is physical.
VegasCyclist
07-22-03, 10:42 AM
gotta love Bobke :D
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