Mountain Biking - Why mountain bikes are better than woman

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Mad Dog JR
07-22-03, 09:36 PM
http://www.tredhed.com/NEWS.CFM?N_ID=80

To me, a girl (woman) that mountain bikes is best :D
But this was quite funny :p

AquariaGuy
07-22-03, 10:00 PM
haha that gave me a couple of good laughs...:beer:
Cyclone
07-22-03, 10:59 PM
heh
Moutainbikes dont talk back when you want to get dirty

bac
07-23-03, 07:09 AM
Funny stuff - this is my favorite:

26. You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

:D
H. Star
07-23-03, 07:18 AM
Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!
spexy
07-23-03, 07:37 AM
"Bicycles don't spend money on themselves!"

I beg to differ! My bike is always trying to accessorize!
Mad Dog JR
07-23-03, 08:51 AM
HAHAHAH! I like that spexy
bikeCOLORADO
07-23-03, 10:17 AM
A few off the top of my head:
- Bicycle paligamy is perfectly legal.
- Your bicycle likes it when you brag to your buddies about how long, hard and nasty your last big ride was.
- If your bicycle starts whining - you can adjust it so it stops whining.
- The goal of riding your bicycle is to be able finish FASTER than the other guys.

You won't get arrested for:
- Breaking your bicycle in half while riding it or jumping it.
- Strapping your bicycle to the top of your car.
- Putting your bicycle in your trunck.
Mad Dog JR
07-23-03, 05:11 PM
lol, those are good:)
late
07-23-03, 07:26 PM
Bicycles don't have lawyers
MsVicki
07-23-03, 07:35 PM
Ahem!
JasBike
07-23-03, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by MsVicki
Ahem!




until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)
MsVicki
07-23-03, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by JasBike
until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)

AHEM!!

:rolleyes:
Cyclone
07-23-03, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by JasBike
until you agree to let me take you for a long hard test-ride before deciding to commit to you, you're not allowed to argue >=)

rofl!
JasBike
07-23-03, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by MsVicki
AHEM!!

:rolleyes:





hmmm you seem to be squeaking.... time to bring you into the shop for a tuneup!




good thing i got that free warentee!
Chuvak
07-23-03, 11:50 PM
Ahh! female jokes, how old are those? J/k. Funny stuff! :beer:
Aggressor
07-24-03, 01:38 AM
Love it :) Bring em on!
joeprim
07-24-03, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by MsVicki
AHEM!!

:rolleyes:

Come on miss V you can do a whole lot better than that. Like
the reason mtn bikes are better than guys is ...

Joe
mindbogger
07-26-03, 08:13 AM
you guys are just horrible.............but i like it :D