Not intended to inflame or enrage, but I could not resist the parody.

I am cyclist!
Cyclist I am!

Say do you like bikelanes and paths?

I do not like them cyclist I am

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere

Would you ride them on a road?
would you ride them with a load?

Not on a road
Not with a load
I would not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

Would you ride them in the dark?
would you ride them in the park?

Not in the dark
Not in the park
Not on a road
Not with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am

Would you ride them on a highway
Would you ride them on a byway

I would not ride them on a highway
I would not ride them on a byway
I would not ride them in the dark
I would not ride them in the park
I would not ride them on a road
I would not ride them with a load
I do not like bike lanes or paths
I do not like them cyclist I am

Try them! try them and you may
Try them and you may I say

If I try them, Cyclist, will you let me be?

.......

Say, I like bike lanes and paths!

I will ride them on a highway
I will ride them on a byway
I will ride them in the dark
I will them in the park
I will them on a road
I will them with a load
I do so like bike lanes or paths
I do so like them cyclist I am


Thank you thank you Cyclist I am!

:roflmao:

(Thanks, Ed. That's pretty funny. :D )

You're welcome :)

nice!