BananaTugger
08-04-07, 06:43 PM
And I don't know why.
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
Foo - My apartment smells like bacon.
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08-04-07, 06:44 PM
You check the oven?
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 06:49 PM
You check the oven?
Yes, in and on top.
No bacon to be found.
Yes, in and on top.
No bacon to be found.
Krink
08-04-07, 06:52 PM
Some ghosts smell like bacon. Anyone die in your house?
Nachoman
08-04-07, 06:53 PM
Any missing, presumed dead, pets?
edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
Krink
08-04-07, 06:54 PM
Any missing, presumed dead, pets?
Like, say, a pig?
edit: What Nachoman said.
Except that pig ghosts actually smell like like patchouli. Odd, but true.
Hippie ghosts smell like Aqua Velva, for similar reasons.
Like, say, a pig?
edit: What Nachoman said.
Except that pig ghosts actually smell like like patchouli. Odd, but true.
Hippie ghosts smell like Aqua Velva, for similar reasons.
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 06:59 PM
Any missing, presumed dead, pets?
edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
Cat and fish.
All are accounted for.
This is really freaking me out. Only in the last hour has it started to smell like bacon.
edit: pay special attention to missing pet pigs.
Cat and fish.
All are accounted for.
This is really freaking me out. Only in the last hour has it started to smell like bacon.
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 06:59 PM
Some ghosts smell like bacon. Anyone die in your house?
No one dies around here.
No one dies around here.
Krink
08-04-07, 07:01 PM
This is really freaking me out. Only in the last hour has it started to smell like bacon.
Olfactory hallucination. Sign of stroke. Take an aspirin, just to be safe. Or, do you get migrains perchance?
Olfactory hallucination. Sign of stroke. Take an aspirin, just to be safe. Or, do you get migrains perchance?
Malistryx
08-04-07, 07:09 PM
Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?
Krink
08-04-07, 07:10 PM
Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?
I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
Malistryx
08-04-07, 07:13 PM
I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
Good point, what was I thinking?!
Call Ghostbusters.
Good point, what was I thinking?!
Call Ghostbusters.
Krink
08-04-07, 07:14 PM
When you're apartment smells
Just like a pig
Who you gonna call?
Just like a pig
Who you gonna call?
trsidn
08-04-07, 07:15 PM
I really think we should rule out the paranormal and quack psychological before we turn to the obvious.
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:15 PM
So, it's not coming from any of the bedrooms, or the living room, or the kitchen, but the bathroom!!?!!12
What the ****.
What the ****.
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:16 PM
Spider pig?
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:17 PM
Spider pig?
I'll check the corners.
I'll check the corners.
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:18 PM
Well, since you're in an apartment could a neighbour have made bacon?
That would make sense.
Although, it shouldn't smell like they are making bacon in the same room as me.
That would make sense.
Although, it shouldn't smell like they are making bacon in the same room as me.
Krink
08-04-07, 07:18 PM
Are you armed?
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:19 PM
How else would he type if not armed? :rolleyes:
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:19 PM
Are you armed?
Two of them. =/
Do you mean limbs? Or firearms? 'Cause I have both.
Two of them. =/
Do you mean limbs? Or firearms? 'Cause I have both.
Malistryx
08-04-07, 07:19 PM
Spider pig?
Ghost of a spider pig?
Ghost of a spider pig?
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:20 PM
Beetle juice...
Krink
08-04-07, 07:20 PM
You would shoot a pig in your bathroom??
Malistryx
08-04-07, 07:21 PM
I think we can safely conclude that BT is doomed.
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:22 PM
You would shoot a pig in your bathroom??
That depends on if the pig was giving me lip about being eaten.
That depends on if the pig was giving me lip about being eaten.
Krink
08-04-07, 07:22 PM
Wait. Did you say it smelled like bacon...or CANADIAN bacon.
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:24 PM
Wait. Did you say it smelled like bacon...or ham.
That's better. :rolleyes:
That's better. :rolleyes:
Krink
08-04-07, 07:25 PM
Is Canadian bacon the same as ham?? Mal, say it isn't so.
Malistryx
08-04-07, 07:28 PM
Is Canadian bacon the same as ham?? Mal, say it isn't so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon#Back_bacon_or_Canadian_bacon
Real Canadian Bacon is just a lean cut of bacon. "Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon#Back_bacon_or_Canadian_bacon
Real Canadian Bacon is just a lean cut of bacon. "Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham.
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:31 PM
Sniff, sniff...I think I can smell it coming through my speakers...
Taerom
08-04-07, 07:31 PM
I feel sorry for you. I can't stand the smell or taste of bacon. :o ewwww
Krink
08-04-07, 07:32 PM
Thanks for the link. My mouth is watering:
In Canada back bacon is sometimes known as peameal bacon, which refers to a specific variety of unsmoked lean bacon that has been sweet pickle-cured and coated in yellow cornmeal.
I'd rather if my apartment smelled of back bacon than bacon bacon. Or Kevin Bacon.
In Canada back bacon is sometimes known as peameal bacon, which refers to a specific variety of unsmoked lean bacon that has been sweet pickle-cured and coated in yellow cornmeal.
I'd rather if my apartment smelled of back bacon than bacon bacon. Or Kevin Bacon.
trsidn
08-04-07, 07:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon#Back_bacon_or_Canadian_bacon
"Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham.
Another bubble burst :(
"Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham.
Another bubble burst :(
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:51 PM
It's starting to fade, but it's still much stronger than the smell of bacon that isn't there should be.
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:55 PM
Too bad you didn't have the smell of eggs and toast too.
USAZorro
08-04-07, 07:57 PM
Someone flushed a pig down your loo?
Ritehsedad
08-04-07, 07:58 PM
Someone flushed a pig down your loo?
Wow, I've heard of harbor trout...
Wow, I've heard of harbor trout...
BananaTugger
08-04-07, 07:59 PM
Too bad you didn't have the smell of eggs and toast too.
That would be awesome.
That would be awesome.
Krink
08-04-07, 08:10 PM
I think the only rational explanation is that this was a visitation by St. Anthony of Egypt, patron saint of swineherders.
http://www.liverpoolmonuments.co.uk/images/ant05.jpg
http://www.liverpoolmonuments.co.uk/images/ant05.jpg
spry
08-04-07, 09:54 PM
PORK someone in your bathroom?
jsharr
08-04-07, 10:00 PM
DUDE, get out NOW!!!!!! The ghost of Dave Thomas is about to Baconate you!!!!!!!!
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/baconator.jpg
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/baconator.jpg
AllenG
08-04-07, 10:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon#Back_bacon_or_Canadian_bacon
Real Canadian Bacon is just a lean cut of bacon. "Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham like material.
That's closer to true.
Real Canadian Bacon is just a lean cut of bacon. "Canadian Bacon" like on Egg McMuffins is not Canadian Bacon, it is a round piece of ham like material.
That's closer to true.
Malistryx
08-05-07, 06:32 AM
That's closer to true.
Good point. I don't think real ham gets shiny in that oil slick sort of rainbow way :eek:
Good point. I don't think real ham gets shiny in that oil slick sort of rainbow way :eek:
BananaTugger
08-05-07, 09:12 AM
It's gone now.
I suppose what ever it was got bored and left me alone.
I suppose what ever it was got bored and left me alone.
trsidn
08-05-07, 02:58 PM
Good point. I don't think real ham gets shiny in that oil slick sort of rainbow way :eek:
If you leave it in the fridge long enough it will;)
If you leave it in the fridge long enough it will;)
santiago
08-05-07, 03:32 PM
Did you get a visit from Kermit and Miss Piggy?
red house
08-05-07, 04:00 PM
Have you had any 'uninvited geusts' ?
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2715.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2715.jpg
HigherGround
08-05-07, 09:38 PM
It's gone now.
I suppose what ever it was got bored and left me alone.
So it's "cured"?
I guess that rules out the possibility of your apartment being made from bacon. How cool would that be? Get a little hungry, pull the "paint" off the walls....
I suppose what ever it was got bored and left me alone.
So it's "cured"?
I guess that rules out the possibility of your apartment being made from bacon. How cool would that be? Get a little hungry, pull the "paint" off the walls....
atomship47
08-06-07, 03:43 AM
PORK someone in your bathroom?
makin' bacon in your bathroom?
makin' bacon in your bathroom?