Foo - oops.. I sent my gf an (unwarrented) ''psycho'' e-mail.

I sent it this morning.. I just talked to her today and found out she has flu, and is really sick -- that's why she never called. How do I undo the e-mail? Ideas?







subject: Your fish bowl (and it's contents)





Yo man..?



You never stopped by monday to pick up your fish bowl.. nor did you call. Ditto for tuesday (nor did you mention anything about it in the email you sent). I felt that to call you in regards to this would have been a really 'needy' (or something) thing to do, especially since our 'misunderstanding' or whatever on Saturday.. so instead of calling I had to put one of your frogs in the blender (since it was too small for frog legs). The pet shop owner gave me two african clawed frogs; one albino and one regular, we drew straws -and the ****** one had to go. I gave him (it was a male) until 4pm yesterday for you to call or email or something.. but the call never came, the blender was set on a timer. . it never had a chance. There is still one more, it has 24 hrs to live. I figure you didn't call or anything, either becz you have been too busy or perhaps just plain fed up with our situation from saturday.. but whatever is the case, the frog deserves life. It did not travel all the way from an african pond to end up in a blender like it's compatriot.


You have 24 hrs (until 0700 EST).


On another note, I made some killer tomato w/beef sauce! I merinated the beef in fresh finely minced spices (using my new blender, -which I love!). If you stop by I'll save you a plate.. -(sans the rice, since all I have is 'wild' rice and it's like twice as hard to make as the white stuff). And btw, no I did not use 'killer tomatoes' in the sauce itself - rather it is a 'killer' sauce (my famous one dish), -and it taste good too!


Hope your interview went well. :)






My one saving grace is that it's a 'funny' (haha) e-mail.. however I have an unfortunate history of sending nasty (''psycho'' e-mails as she calls them).. that really aren't that different from this one.. She doesn't yet know about this particular e-mail I sent, however.

I sent it this morning.. I just talked to her today and found out she has flu, and is really sick -- that's why she never called. How do I undo the e-mail? Ideas?







My saving grace is that it's a 'funny' (haha) e-mail.. however I have an unfortunate history of sending nasty (''psycho'' e-mails as she calls them).. that really that aren't different from this one.. She doesn't yet know about this particular e-mail I sent, however.

You mean you email your GF like you post on BF?:eek:;):p

You mean you email your GF like you post on BF?:eek:;):p



Only when I'm mad I guess.. Me writing a gf in the same style as I post here is probably not a 'good' thing.. or is it?

I think you're out of luck with getting it back. Maybe she'll just be amused at your neediness.

But OTOH, kinda like I said to Snowy, even though she "had the flu" -- if someone's not calling you and letting you know what's up, just what kind of relationship is it anyway? If I had a boyfriend I really cared about, I'd let him know I was sick. But if I were just kind of dating someone as a person to kill time with until someone else came along, it's possible that I wouldn't make a point of calling him, if I were sick.

For what it's worth.

Not if you want to keep this one!;)

She must be psycho too. She's still with you. :p

Oh wait. Is this the married one? :eek:

Red House:
IMO,
you are in the dog house.

I think you're out of luck with getting it back. Maybe she'll just be amused at your neediness.

But OTOH, kinda like I said to Snowy, even though she "had the flu" -- if someone's not calling you and letting you know what's up, just what kind of relationship is it anyway? If I had a boyfriend I really cared about, I'd let him know I was sick. But if I were just kind of dating someone as a person to kill time with until someone else came along, it's possible that I wouldn't make a point of calling him, if I were sick.

For what it's worth.


yeah.. she said she had 104 degree fever, (and her son got sick too), she was still sick when we just talked over the phone, and she said she had forgotten anything about having said she'd come on monday to carry back the fish bowl.


And, btw.. how is this e-mail convey my 'needyness' :rolleyes: -? .. I wrote that I shredded her pet (!) ..-this is not something someone does when they are 'needy' of another person, this is something that you do if you want the other person to stay far away, forever..

you can recall emails through outlook, but i think it only works on similar email servers, and even then it almost never totally works.

i think you're screwed on this. i'm also not aware that having the cold or flu disables someone's phone.

Tell her you have the flu and don't remember typing out any email.

Just head back to the gutter and pick another up. Where else would you find one to "accept" you (even for a small time). :D :p

You have 3 choices...

1) Go over there, bring chicken soup and anything else she likes when sick.

2) Send flowers, find out when they are going to arrive and call shortly afterwards. Grovel a little.

3) Ignore it and hope it goes away.

I've been married for 25 years. That's a hint.

Just head back to the gutter and pick another up. Where else would you find one to "accept" you (even for a small time). :D :p



That's some good stuff :beer: ..I think I might just have to include that in my next psycho e-mail. :)

yo man? this is how you start an email to your girlfriend? is "man" man or woman or he/she or she/he?

putting a pet in a blender is boarderline FATAL ATTRACTION. I usually use this reference to gauge a woman once I first start dating her. If she has seen the movie this is usually the first thing they comment on (1) they either think the stuff is funny, i.e. drop the girl fast, (2) they think she (in the movie) was psycho, hold onto for further evaluation, or (3) they haven't seen the movie, keeper because they aren't crazy nor will have they psycho tendencies.

rh...you have issues.

yo man? this is how you start an email to your girlfriend? is "man" man or woman or he/she or she/he?

We have this weird friend/'more than friends' thing going.. She still insists that I answer the phone by saying; ''hello'' .. rather than ''hey, wat up?''. So, even though we are 'friends' it can be complicated sometimes.. I guess i kind of screwed myself on that one..



putting a pet in a blender is boarderline FATAL ATTRACTION. I usually use this reference to gauge a woman once I first start dating her. If she has seen the movie this is usually the first thing they comment on (1) they either think the stuff is funny, i.e. drop the girl fast, (2) they think she (in the movie) was psycho, hold onto for further evaluation, or (3) they haven't seen the movie, keeper because they aren't crazy nor will have they psycho tendencies.


Yeah.. that's f'd up, isn't it? :D -?


btw, I've never seen that movie.. But I'm thinking now that maybe I'm living it (?)

I've sent worse to my mother.

And, btw.. how is this e-mail convey my 'needyness' :rolleyes: -? .. I wrote that I shredded her pet (!) ..-this is not something someone does when they are 'needy' of another person,

Oh, yes it is. When obsession makes you do things, it hardly ever makes you do smart things.

:rolleyes:

Ahem, in best Scoobi-Doo impression ... RUH ROH!

A certain high up in college here has temp secretaries in till the official new hire is in - and there have been several e-mails hit my account - then immediately after a "retrieval", but I've already read it.

Oh, yes it is. When obsession makes you do things, it hardly ever makes you do smart things.



what.. so your saying I should shred the other frog too?

what.. so your saying I should shred the other frog too?

hehe, not unless you plan on making another trip to the pet store ....

:D

That's some good stuff :beer: ..I think I might just have to include that in my next psycho e-mail. :)

For a small fee, I can come up with many other great lines for you to use. :)

Just as a rule of thumb, I don't think most girls find putting small animals in a blender "funny," but I could be way off base.

For a small fee, I can come up with many other great lines for you to use. :)


No thanks.. I can usually get those easy and for free, just by thinking really hard. :beer:

No thanks.. I can usually get those easy and for free, just by thinking really hard. :beer:

OK....but if you are thinking so hard you are afraid you might pop a gasket, give me a ring. ;)

Give me your credit card details. I'll order some stuff. Then you can claim your PC was hacked, your identity stolen and weird emails sent from your account. I get to keep the stuff. Everyone wins.

creepy.

OK....but if you are thinking so hard you are afraid you might pop a gasket, give me a ring. ;)



No deal. :D

Tell her you found this on your computer

Virus Profile: W32/Sober@MM!M681
Risk Assessment
- Home Users: Low-Profiled
- Corporate Users: Low-Profiled
Date Discovered: 11/22/2005
Date Added: 11/22/2005
Origin: Unknown
Length: 55,390 bytes (PE)
Type: Virus
SubType: E-mail
DAT Required: 4629
-- Update January 9, 2006 --
Due to a decrease in prevalence, the risk assessment of this threat has been lowered to Low-Profiled.

The list of activation dates/download sites has been updated below.

-- Update November 22, 2005 --
The risk assessment of this threat has been upgraded to Medium due to the amount of spam emails being sent which include copies of this virus. Mcafee customers have been protected since the 4629 dat files released on November 16th , which detected this as W32/Sober.gen@MM. If you, or your customers, are running at least these dat files, there will be no action required. Specific named detection as W32/Sober@MM!M681 (to reflect the assigned CME ID number) will be added to the 4635 DATs.]

It hijacks your email and sends bizarre spamhttp://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/comp/comp06.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/hells/more2/3_8_8.gif

Dude, follow it up with another email saying you shredded the frog and now you have a basket full of kittens that you are wondering what to do with, and the microwave is needing a workout.

Tell her you found this on your computer

Virus Profile: W32/Sober@MM!M681
Risk Assessment
-- Update November 22, 2005 --
The risk assessment of this threat has been upgraded to Medium due to the amount of spam emails being sent which include copies of this virus. Mcafee customers have been protected since the 4629 dat files released on November 16th , which detected this as W32/Sober.gen@MM. If you, or your customers, are running at least these dat files, there will be no action required. Specific named detection as W32/Sober@MM!M681 (to reflect the assigned CME ID number) will be added to the 4635 DATs.]

It hijacks your email and sends bizarre spam




No, Mr. S.. though that's not a bad idea. I have already sent here another mail to undo/patch up the first one;







subject: The frog lives..



Hi,

I missed your call.. I was trying to get my pant leg out from my front derailer (and was in the middle of a busy intersection :P ) when the phone rang. I called you back, but I guess you guys were already nappin by then.. Of course, the remaining frog has gotten a reprieve, and the blended up one was carefully seeved out from my tomato/beef sauce and tediously pasted back together.. no, it will never be the same again -but it was kind of a weird frog to begin with, so you'll probably never be able to notice the difference.
Okay, I hope you and your son had a nice day.. Am looking forward to talking/ or hearing back from you later. :)






Hopefully, that will get my *** out of the hot soup. :) :beer:

Dude, follow it up with another email saying you shredded the frog and now you have a basket full of kittens that you are wondering what to do with, and the microwave is needing a workout.



haha, funny you should mention that.. in another non-psycho e-mail I sent her I joked about this very thing..

here it is, (the part that is okay to post):







subject: re:

[...]

Hope you are well, and that I am not in any trouble for any reason. After three consecutive trouble free weeks without any incident to speak of - I will stop sacrificing a kitten on fridays to appease the god's, and I will begin to relax a little. After one full month of smooth sailing I will find the remaining kittens good homes - (or I will have them put down in a humane way).. Yeah, it was either ''kittens'' or ''chickens'' .. those voodoo man, they mumble a lot.

I've sent worse to my mother.
I believe you have extenuating circumstances.

Seek professional help

Seek professional help



You mean I'm in the wrong place..? :rolleyes: -?

It depends. You're on the internet, so I guess in one instance you're in the "right" place....

So, it would appear then that we are 'both' on the internet, together -(?) Okay, then.. enjoy my thread, I gotta split. :P

i thought it was funny. but i'm no measure of funniness. ask pete fagerlin. he is a god in my book.

i thought it was funny. but i'm no measure of funniness. ask pete fagerlin. he is a god in my book.

Really? He's an idiot in mine.

Really? He's an idiot in mine.

obviously your sarcasm meter must be malfunctioning. better check that.

that was a "poor attempt" at Pete's lack of sarcasm, FWIW. :D:D:D

And, btw.. how is this e-mail convey my 'needyness' :rolleyes: -? .. I wrote that I shredded her pet (!) ..-this is not something someone does when they are 'needy' of another person, this is something that you do if you want the other person to stay far away, forever..Are you kidding? You were doing everything you could to get her to pay attention to you. And that is you, being needy. Honest.

Are you kidding? You were doing everything you could to get her to pay attention to you. And that is you, being needy. Honest.


I know 'you' are, but what am I?

I know 'you' are, but what am I?C'mon, I did say it in a nice way...that she might think it was cute enough, you acting needy, that she'd overlook the psycho aspects of it. Don't think I'm trying to hurt your feelings or something. :rolleyes:

You mean you email your GF like you post on BF?:eek:;):p

That was my thought as well...


Are you kidding? You were doing everything you could to get her to pay attention to you. And that is you, being needy. Honest.

I tend to agree with this also. The entire email was kind of needy. When i can't get a hold of my girlfriend i say "sweet" and go drink beer, play video games, scratch my ass, and look at porn.

Interesting insights.

C'mon, I did say it in a nice way...that she might think it was cute enough, you acting needy, that she'd overlook the psycho aspects of it. Don't think I'm trying to hurt your feelings or something. :rolleyes:


We all have needs mirage1.. There happen to be some times when you may need to threaten to grind up small animals to get yours met. It even happens to the best and most self-reliant of us.

That was my thought as well...



I tend to agree with this also. The entire email was kind of needy. When i can't get a hold of my girlfriend i say "sweet" and go drink beer, play video games, scratch my ass, and look at porn.

Amen..plus burp and fart without conscious and leave the seat up. Thank God for personal time.

I tend to agree with this also. The entire email was kind of needy. When i can't get a hold of my girlfriend i say "sweet" and go drink beer, play video games, scratch my ass, and look at porn.



Sure, we all indulge in those moments.. But I had just spent some serious time/money and creative energies setting up a fish bowl for her, because she had shown so much interest in the fish bowl that I had made for myself. Also, she kind of flaked on me a few days before when I had a really tough day and needed someone to atleast 'show' their support.. When all of these things were combined, -then yeah.. I was more than ready to make some froggy paste and add a bit of a french touch to my culinary creation. And then I was going to feed it to her.. that would have been sweeet. for real.. Oh, it's things that we never get to do, that we end up regretting the most. :D :beer:

thank you all, I have been much entertained!

:p

;)

:lol:

:beer:

Sure, we all indulge in those moments.. But I had just spent some serious time/money and creative energies setting up a fish bowl for her, because she had shown so much interest in the fish bowl that I had made for myself. Also, she kind of flaked on me a few days before when I had a really tough day and needed someone to atleast 'show' their support.. When all of these things were combined, -then yeah.. I was more than ready to make some froggy paste and add a bit of french touch to my culinary creation. And then I was going to feed it to her.. that would have been sweeet. for real.. Oh, it's things that we never get to do, that we end up regretting the most. :D :beer:


This reminds me , I had a really awesome homemade hot roast beef pie. Made by my neibors 88 year old grandmother from Hungary. It was amazing. And the stories she told us about the "old country" were so interesting. After she does a bit of traveling in the US she is going to move in. I can`t wait to spend more time with her.




That pie was awesome. I`d be 300# if she lived with us.