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08-09-07, 04:53 AM
This was an 'edit' someone made to the wikipedia entry for Ted Danson last weekend. It was up for 10 minutes before being removed.
"Death
On May 22, 2007 Danson was admitted to Cedars Sanai Hospital for severe migraine headaches. Minutes after arriving, his head exploded. Skull and spinal shrapnel from the explosion killed 13 bystanders including a newborn harlequin fetus and a dozen primordial dwarfs. Later that evening he was ressurected as brain eating zombie.
In a seperate event, on Wednesday May 23rd, Danson was found dead in Tom Hank's basement. A toxicity test determined that he died of sepsis. He likely got the infection on May 12th while performing with his shock rock punk band, Ted Danson and the Murder Junkies. Part of Danson's regular stage antics included defecating on stage, cutting himself with broken beer bottles and rubbing feces into open wounds. He left behind two children. He was in blackface at the time of death."
"Death
On May 22, 2007 Danson was admitted to Cedars Sanai Hospital for severe migraine headaches. Minutes after arriving, his head exploded. Skull and spinal shrapnel from the explosion killed 13 bystanders including a newborn harlequin fetus and a dozen primordial dwarfs. Later that evening he was ressurected as brain eating zombie.
In a seperate event, on Wednesday May 23rd, Danson was found dead in Tom Hank's basement. A toxicity test determined that he died of sepsis. He likely got the infection on May 12th while performing with his shock rock punk band, Ted Danson and the Murder Junkies. Part of Danson's regular stage antics included defecating on stage, cutting himself with broken beer bottles and rubbing feces into open wounds. He left behind two children. He was in blackface at the time of death."