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FlyingAnchor
08-09-07, 09:19 AM
Ok, think this through;

This game is meant to be lighthearted.

No swearing no photos.

You must use wit and intelligence.

Siu picks the winner (I hope). :)

Your mission (insert Mission Impossible theme here)

Write a title of a thread with the idea that you want to thread to be banned, or said another way, what would you say in a thread title that would immediatly make a mod want to ban the thread.

Example: My hemorrhoid, (see photo)

Now what title can you come up with that would make someone want to ban it.

Remember, no photos and swearing, you need to be original. Have fun....:D

Steven


Second Mouse
08-09-07, 09:24 AM
Photos--Cypress, Ryanf and the Costco-Sized Bottle of Baby Oil (Warning--Graphic)

USAZorro
08-09-07, 09:39 AM
"Hacked Member/Guest Personal Data"


KingTermite
08-09-07, 09:41 AM
"I got drunk last night and had a 3-some with my grandparents, am I going to hell?"

"The post pictures of your bowel movement game"

"Hey Cypress, I dare ya to post a naked picture"

Mo'Phat
08-09-07, 09:47 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...Saddle choices? (see pics!)

Tom Stormcrowe
08-09-07, 09:49 AM
Road Rash from my 80MPH Crash dropping down Wolf Creek Pass: Pics: NOT for the easily nauseated

USAZorro
08-09-07, 09:50 AM
Crime Scene Rohrshach Test
Midget Barnyard Orgy

bikingshearer
08-09-07, 09:56 AM
Posted by Pheard - "I never knew you could do that with a road bike!! Tons o' pics."

jsharr
08-09-07, 10:02 AM
I ate this once and it came back up. Should I eat it again?

LowCel
08-09-07, 10:06 AM
Photos--Cypress, Ryanf and the Costco-Sized Bottle of Baby Oil (Warning--Graphic)

Why would we ban that one? Anyone can get those pictures by just searching Google. :rolleyes:

kingofchimps
08-09-07, 10:07 AM
Donkeys not so huge after all (pic)

Tom Stormcrowe
08-09-07, 10:12 AM
What do I wear under my Kilt: (PICS)

trsidn
08-09-07, 10:15 AM
Truckload of puppies crashes in Wolf Creek Pass: Pics:

jsharr
08-09-07, 10:33 AM
What I do for fun (pics enclosed)

timmyquest
08-09-07, 10:40 AM
They call it a sperm whale for a reason (Recipe included).

Stacey
08-09-07, 10:48 AM
Linda Lovelace eats the whole thing! Pics, Discuss

fujirider
08-09-07, 11:01 AM
Does this look infected? (pics enclosed)

What color is your sputum?

18" chainsaw + Yaeger shots = (pics enclosed)

Stacey
08-09-07, 11:03 AM
Cool/Funny XXX Video Thread

I Poop'd the Alphabet ~ NSFW

Mo'Phat
08-09-07, 11:04 AM
My white bibs are transparent when wet. Problem? (pics)

atomship47
08-09-07, 11:06 AM
believing is god is no different than believing in santa claus




i killed my baby at the free clinic today

Stacey
08-09-07, 11:07 AM
believing is god is no different than believing in santa clause

Don't spend much time in P&R, do you? :)

Stacey
08-09-07, 11:09 AM
Yeast Infections & Bread Making Ideas

MTBLover
08-09-07, 11:09 AM
PM me!

MTBLover
08-09-07, 11:10 AM
Yeast Infections & Bread Making Ideas

Now THAT is simply gross! :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

atomship47
08-09-07, 11:10 AM
Don't spend much time in P&R, do you? :)

ABORTION: stops a beating..........cancer

Stacey
08-09-07, 11:12 AM
Pictures of Your Colonoscopy, What's in YOUR Arse?

atomship47
08-09-07, 11:13 AM
poll: what is the silliest religion?

atomship47
08-09-07, 11:15 AM
Don't spend much time in P&R, do you?




actually, i don't feel "safe" enough to post there. i don't think i've ever read a single thread there.

MTBLover
08-09-07, 11:17 AM
Help! I cathed myself so I don't have to stop to pee. (PICS) I can't get it back out. Now what?

cydewaze
08-09-07, 11:18 AM
"******! (pics)"

x136
08-09-07, 11:31 AM
"******! (pics)"Bah, beat me to it.

"Bikes are for illegal immigrants and drunks who lost their license. Discuss."

mlts22
08-09-07, 11:38 AM
Just had a colonoscopy (Youtube video link enclosed).

(Yes, its similar to a previous one.)

bhtooefr
08-09-07, 11:41 AM
Just became a eunuch (pics)

x136
08-09-07, 11:48 AM
In A&S: "Headphone-wearin' helmetless sidewalk-ridin'!"

In SSFG: "Just got a Mavic iO for my Peugeot conversion!"

Also: "NJS is antiquated garbage, get with the times."

polara426sh
08-09-07, 11:54 AM
Went clubbing in Alaska, brought back some fur-pics

bhtooefr
08-09-07, 12:00 PM
In A&S: Hit a cyclist while driving (pics of blood splotch on my SUV)

jsharr
08-09-07, 12:02 PM
Will It Blend - Kittens

bhtooefr
08-09-07, 12:05 PM
Will It Blend - Pet Frogs (:lol: @ red house)
Mr. Hands gets full filled (for the love of god, not that. THAT actually exists.)

Stacey
08-09-07, 12:13 PM
****** & Bathtub Girl, The Secret Revealed

bikingshearer
08-09-07, 12:16 PM
Will penicillin cure these lesions? (pics)

FlyingAnchor
08-09-07, 12:18 PM
I'm almost afraid to post this one. :( anyway....

Used tampon sale, pics

jsharr
08-09-07, 12:19 PM
Look What My Cell Mate Did (that was meatloaf yesterday)

Serendipper
08-09-07, 12:19 PM
^^^ Stacey beat me to the obvious.


What is this organic mass I found in my belly-button (innie)?

High-def Pics of jsharr's Ass! (56k warning)

My Booger Collection (part I-pics)

jsharr
08-09-07, 12:20 PM
^He is acutally a burro, dipper.

bhtooefr
08-09-07, 12:20 PM
I sharted (pics)

My schlong has warts all over it... what should I do? (pics)

VegaVixen
08-09-07, 12:35 PM
Poll: What's your favorite vegetable or fruit and why?
Banana
Cucumber
Zucchini
Japanese eggplant
Overly ripe cantaloupe
Other

bhtooefr
08-09-07, 12:46 PM
My ********** has a crust on it (pics)

VegaVixen
08-09-07, 12:55 PM
Guess what I did on my deck today? (pics!)

USAZorro
08-09-07, 01:05 PM
My ********** has a crust on it (pics)

**********? Are you some sort of mutant?

VegaVixen
08-09-07, 01:05 PM
The "Post Names, Pics, and Ages of Your Neighbors' Kids" thread.