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timmyquest
08-09-07, 05:15 PM
I'm at my girlfriends and she's sitting in a chair behind me. I turn around and go to give her a kiss. She looks at me and says:
"You smell like...suasuage"
...moment, ruined. :o
Be Like Cypress. He would have offered her the one man sausagefest!
KingTermite
08-09-07, 05:21 PM
We've all been there before....on both ends in fact.
I've had my g/f try to give me a long deep one and asked "Do you mind using some mouthwash first?".
Well if you weren't smuggling sausages in your pants...
I'm just sayin'.
CliftonGK1
08-09-07, 05:26 PM
Hey KT, wasn't it about a month ago on a ride along the B-G Trail when I said "It smells like sausage"? (or maybe it was bacon. I don't remember.)
wfin2004
08-09-07, 05:36 PM
Did you give her a big BBBUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP before you tried to plant sausage on her?
FlyingAnchor
08-09-07, 05:44 PM
Or, did she say your breath smelled like sausage. Just askin. :)
Serendipper
08-09-07, 05:48 PM
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I'm at my girlfriends and she's sitting in a chair behind me. I turn around and go to give her a kiss. She looks at me and says:
"You smell like...suasuage"
...moment, ruined. :o
Just took a sip outta my beer, dam it, - ended up on monitor, hehe.
But really, ahem, I am so sorry. :D
And, hold on <edit> what's with the girlfriends (plural).
you stud you :D
ken cummings
08-09-07, 06:41 PM
Maybe the moment ruined but could be better in the long term. If she is comfortable enough in the relationship to make a comment like that that is good. On the other hand if she wants out of the relationship she picked a soft way to tell you which is good too. Take a deep breath, step back, and start integrating all the little hints you have been getting lately.
KingTermite
08-09-07, 07:14 PM
Hey KT, wasn't it about a month ago on a ride along the B-G Trail when I said "It smells like sausage"? (or maybe it was bacon. I don't remember.)
yeah, I remember that now. I think it was sausage. That was way up on the north end of the lake where the trail gets bumpy with roots.
Siu Blue Wind
08-09-07, 07:22 PM
I think she's calling you gay. Why else would you smell like "sausage"? :eek: Unless you are packing casings or something.
StanSeven
08-09-07, 09:07 PM
Maybe the moment ruined but could be better in the long term. If she is comfortable enough in the relationship to make a comment like that that is good. On the other hand if she wants out of the relationship she picked a soft way to tell you which is good too. Take a deep breath, step back, and start integrating all the little hints you have been getting lately.
You're thinking too much :)
StanSeven
08-09-07, 09:08 PM
I think she's calling you gay. Why else would you smell like "sausage"? :eek: Unless you are packing casings or something.
Or where has that sausage been?
Or where has that sausage been?
Cream or Brown gravy with that sausage?
Siu Blue Wind
08-09-07, 10:04 PM
Wouldn't that be for ground sausage?? :eek: ouch!
dauphin
08-09-07, 10:09 PM
hi siu, I've missed you...
Could be worse. :)
hehe, good point. Even not being on a date or with SO even, let's just say meeting people for the first time and <OOO> happens - and, meh, so I'm usually the only girl - I just ignore and walk away, unless of course one of the other guys points it out ... :rolleyes: Ahhh manners - just where did they go ... :D
USAZorro
08-09-07, 10:11 PM
Tim, you really messed it up. That's when you're supposed to slip into a French accent and say (all sauve and debonaire-like) "Oui, oiu. Sausauge. hmmm hmmm", and then raise your eyebrows twice. :rolleyes:
dauphin
08-09-07, 10:14 PM
We've all been there before....on both ends in fact.
I've had my g/f try to give me a long deep one and asked "Do you mind using some mouthwash first?".
having trouble diagraming this sentence....
Siu Blue Wind
08-09-07, 10:22 PM
hi siu, I've missed you...
Well I waited at the meeting point and you never showed.
dauphin
08-09-07, 10:27 PM
I was auditioning for the no a hole book
Siu Blue Wind
08-09-07, 10:29 PM
I see you made it. :eek:
dauphin
08-09-07, 10:31 PM
I need to hear that cool voice...that Shadiya heard...but alas...you don't call guys...lol
Siu Blue Wind
08-09-07, 10:35 PM
Especially ones whose numbers I don't have.
This thread actually reminded me that I had some keilbasa in the fridge. I went and got myself a big chunk of it. The wife will apreciate that smell at four in the morning.
timmyquest
08-10-07, 12:22 AM
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I can tell how much you care by the amount of time it took you to read the thread, find an amusing picture to post, then post it.
Maybe the moment ruined but could be better in the long term. If she is comfortable enough in the relationship to make a comment like that that is good. On the other hand if she wants out of the relationship she picked a soft way to tell you which is good too. Take a deep breath, step back, and start integrating all the little hints you have been getting lately.
Trust me, we're far beyond that polite stage :lol:
She said it, i looked at her, and we laughed :)
red house
08-10-07, 02:32 AM
Timmy.. she WANTS you. Go for it. :) :beer:
You should have told her: "Well, how about I add some peppers & onions and you can eat me."
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