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Fredly00
08-10-07, 07:29 PM
This might be a repost but.... read on.




Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me.
The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person
on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the
girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always
responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but
I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never approached the subject
with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night, she went out again, and I really checked on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes
so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived
home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the
car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which
was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Cervelo, when I noticed
that the Carbon stem appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handlebar mount.

Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the
bike shop where I bought it?

Thanks Newt.

(from http://www.howtoavoidthebummerlife.com/weblog/ )


OuroborosChoked
08-10-07, 07:33 PM
Lawl.

But seriously... what's more expensive? Biking or wives?

I'd rather sink thousands into biking...