Foo - One time, I rode so hard..I....

Woke up on the shower floor, sucking my thumb

i thought I passed Botto.

Burst into flames.

Passed 600watts and melted my frame.

Barfed, bonked, passed out and woke up in the back of a minivan on the way back to my house. Not a pleasant experience to say the least...

...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.

...puked and thought, "that'll shave a few grams!"

...left in a red jersey and it doppler shifted to blue.

One time I rode so hard, my quads were on fire.

One time, I rode so hard, my saddle came loose! :eek: [at the last TT!]

One time, I rode so hard I forgot her name :eek:

I had to have help getting unclipped and strapped after I gave up trying and just slowly rode into the grass and fell over. Had the wife pull my feet out of the straps. I was that spent!

Got really tired.

Exploded.

...I puked, and found myself at a friends house eating peanut butter from the jar trying to recover. His mom was looking at me like "didn't I teach my son not to bring random homeless heatstroke victims home with him".

(From my first group roadie ride/hammerfest)

...passed a car on an open road.

...passed a car on an open road.I love doing that. It usually gets their panties in such a massive bunch, they stomp on the accelerator so they aren't "passed by a bike." Heh.

...passed a car on an open road.

I did that too. Buzzed by and gave the dude the "look" as he fiddled in his trunk for the spare tire.

What a loser!

experienced premature enlightenment


saw god reach down

then gave him "the look"

I was almost as good as I wish I was...

After a ride with the Penn State Cycling Team, I left my bike out in the hallway to my apartment. State College being what it is (someone once stole a belt I used to tie a door open), it's amazing that it was still there about 45 minutes later when one of my roommates came home. "Where's your bike?" he asked with an innocent face, just to see how long it would take me to realize where I'd left it.

shat.

Hallucinated Bob Roll crashing my picnic.

. . . that I must have completely lost my mind, because next thing I knew, I was having Hight Tea with Pheard, explody pup and the Village People.

...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.

My name isn't Jesus.:)

:roflmao:

Woke up on the shower floor, sucking my thumb

I tripped in the shower and landed on my azz:o.

turned inside out, and back again.

i thought I passed Botto.

Wow, and you thought your butt hurt before.

First time I ever did the Mt. Evens hillclimb...I needed...and took oxygen at the top to keep from passing out.

rode all the way to Michigan, became a mountain goat, and passed Ryanf on a "mountain" in Michigan.

Actually got heat stroke. Got lost in the woods with my cousin and had to ride our big, bad MTN bikes on the road for about four hours to get back to where we parked the pick-up. It was about 30+degrees with high humidity. It was a good idea to go riding that day.

woke up a month later in the hospital with no memory of the past six years
(true story)

woke up a month later in the hospital with no memory of the past six years
(true story)

Woah! Can I ask what happened? Or do you not know the story?

One time I rode so hard that I........*tee hee!* Oh I can't say. :D

... I went back in time and finished the TT before I started with a time of minus Eleventy Seven!!

...almost ran smack into a huge black bear crossing the road...

Woah! Can I ask what happened? Or do you not know the story?

all started with a mountain bike ride
but the really really condensed version
i got bit by ticks while out on a mtb ride, caused swelling on the left side of my brain caused seizures, caused memory loss, destroyed my relationship, spent a month in the hospital.

long version
http://stupidhurts.org/2007/08/07/the-long-and-short-of-what-happened-to-my-memory/

all started with a mountain bike ride
but the really really condensed version
i got bit by ticks while out on a mtb ride, caused swelling on the left side of my brain caused seizures, caused memory loss, destroyed my relationship, spent a month in the hospital.

long version
http://stupidhurts.org/2007/08/07/the-long-and-short-of-what-happened-to-my-memory/

Jesus, Dude. Thats suck arse. I hope you get better. Your story makes me want to stay out of the woods. So much for MTN biking.

Jesus, Dude. Thats suck arse. I hope you get better. Your story makes me want to stay out of the woods. So much for MTN biking.

when you consider how incredibly lucky i usually am it is just karmic balance, so i am not to worried about it

since i got out of the hospital my broken family has gotten back together, my dad gave me his 86 corvette (but i cant drive for a year because of the seizures) and i was offered a job at my uncle's liqour store. and the job i was about to take in guam before all of this a friend of mine took it instead, he only lasted a week because he got tuberculosis from someone and post traumatic stress when a lady died in his arms and something else happened to him. so he spent a month in the hospital as well.

honestly I cant complain all that much. plus my allez will be here Wednesday. so really, i cant remember were my ex gf's tattoo's are. I think a corvette is about worth it

. . . that I must have completely lost my mind, because next thing I knew, I was having Hight Tea with Pheard, explody pup and the Village People.

I'm not from the village. I'm from the Citay.

WEstsiiiaddde. Yeaaaaa boyee.

One time I rode so hard that I........*tee hee!* Oh I can't say. :D

This sounds... interesting. Tell us more.

Does it involve that spot on iron horse with the BBbbbumps?

Oh you mean the bouncy bouncy boing boings even on the hardtail?

....I hit 88mph, ignited the flux capacitor, went back in time and reunited my mom and dad so that I could be born in the future.

...started smelling burnt hair... so that's why roadies shave their legs.

I got the neighbor lady pregnant.

One time I rode so hard that I........*tee hee!* Oh I can't say. :D

That's a big smile you have there sis. That isn't a bicycle smile is it? :eek::D




One time, I rode so hard, I outran Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick and caused the rotation of the earth to reverse, causing time to reverse, rode all the way to 1938 Germany and ran over Hitler before he could start WWII.

Bouncy bouncy boing boing. :D

i miscued and entered the wrong neighborhood.

Rode so hard I caught major air! When I came down, I hit so hard it created a big hole in the ground. Last I heard, a bunch of people visit that site each year...they call it the Grand Canyon or something like that.