Foo - Kill your television...

with a hammer!

:beer:

No way, man.

How else will I get to watch quality programming like Dog The Bounty Hunter, The View or Trick My Truck?

Okay. Right after the next American Idol finals. :rolleyes:

The last in a long line of Cyrus Lowes speaks the truth. Get near my TV with a hammer and I will throw my dog at you, then my beer, then the remote, in that order. I am keeping the chips! Cage fighting needs to be added to your excellent list my dear Mr. Lowe.

Oh, I forgot to mention My Super Sweet 16. And Flavor of Love.

And Nancy Grace. She's like a goddess with all the answers, she is.

Kill Nancy Grace with a hammer!

Kill Nancy Grace with a hammer!

Yeah, but if you do, two more Nancy Graces pop up from the carnage.

Be careful with that hammer, Eugene.

Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?

Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?

Good strategy. I think that will raise her IQ by a few points, to boot.

You're a true American Hero, jsharr.

I wonder if I will get a beer commercial jingle song?

Mr. Beat Nancy Grace into a coma with a hammer!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrlbEGmmuHw)

with a hammer!

but wouldn't that be too much violence on my television?

Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him. :D

But I don't have a boyfriend. And if I did, he could leave anytime, but I am keeping my TV!

Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him. :D

Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!! :)

Jah jah, Nancy Graaace is in need of a hammering, jah.

As are Lou Dobbs, Ann Coulter and Dr Phil also.

Taxsovision is ubel...

If I had a hammer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKvpONl3No&mode=related&search=)

with a hammer!




she said, she said
'you don't know *****,
because you've never been there'
she turned upon him,
took him by the hair
spun him round about,
laughing as he fell about,
sat down for a drink
in her father's favourite chair
kill your television

Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!! :)
I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.

I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.

The boyfriend or the TV? :eek:

I don't own a TV, so I'm going to kill my roommate's microwave.

Right before the start of the NFL season? Not a chance. Now if you want to kill the Fox “News” Channel – by all means.

I don't own a TV, so I'm going to kill my roommate's microwave.

Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it? :D

Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it? :D

Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.

Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.

:roflmao:

That's awesome.

:roflmao:

That's awesome.

+1 :beer:

Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.

Seems like cooking programs would come in okay on the microwave, well except for the ones about BBQing and grilling.

How about we just kill all of our electrical appliances by throwing them into the ocean whilst plugged in and turned on? Then, we could have one helluva fish-fry!

Though the Japanese might object to this as it would kill off the sushi/sashimi markets...

if it were not for the movie channels, I would. But, it would not be a hammer. Think I'd use a bow and arrow. Can one still find the old NBC peacock for a target.

Though the Japanese might object to this as it would kill off the sushi/sashimi markets...

Or it might just spawn a whole new generation of Godzillas and Mothras!!!! Then they would love us as their film industry would experience it's second golden age. And after a day or two, we would all grow tired of cooking over fire and talking to each other, and go out and buy new appliances.

The boyfriend or the TV? :eek:
Yes.

Or it might just spawn a whole new generation of Godzillas and Mothras!!!! Then they would love us as their film industry would experience it's second golden age. And after a day or two, we would all grow tired of cooking over fire and talking to each other, and go out and buy new appliances.

Don't talk **** about my Mothra.

Or it might just spawn a whole new generation of Godzillas and Mothras!!!! Then they would love us as their film industry would experience it's second golden age. And after a day or two, we would all grow tired of cooking over fire and talking to each other, and go out and buy new appliances.

YAY! Noo...wait a minute, aren't the Japanese companies partially responsible for the mass proliferation of televisions in America, and indeed, the world? No no no no no...instead, we need to EAT our televisions!!!

YAY! Noo...wait a minute, aren't the Japanese companies partially responsible for the mass proliferation of televisions in America, and indeed, the world? No no no no no...instead, we need to EAT our televisions!!!

Nope, the British have a claim on that method, sorry!

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/teletubbies.jpg

That is a fate worse than death!!!

+1 Agreed! Now, can someone please pass me that cathode ray tube over there? Oh yes, and I'll have a side of cabinet also.

Yes.

I knew that was coming. In fact....I "gave" it to ya. ;)

+1 Agreed! Now, can someone please pass me that cathode ray tube over there? Oh yes, and I'll have a side of cabinet also.

I shot one TV with a shotgun once and another with an arrow. But I didn't field dress either one. Maybe I should have donated the carcasses to the local food pantry.

no need to kill your tv, just sell it and buy bike parts. it's so simple...

no need to kill your tv, just sell it and buy bike parts. it's so simple...

YES YES YES!!! +10000

I like TV. I wonder if yours is better than mine. Can I have it before you kill it?

All things in moderation.

A tv is the only appliance I have never bought. I dont think I will get one as long as I live by myself - if I want to watch something (can anyone say Human Weapon?!?!?!) then I'll go to a friend's place.

Seriously. I work in televison, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies. We are brainwarshing all of you. Buy. Buy! BUY! You need all this crap we be spewing at you 24-7. How else will you be a happy and fulfilled consumer? You need an Escalde, a new warsher and dryer and 2.5 childrens. That way the neighbour will know that you are SUCCESSFUL.

Seriously, I hate the damn tube and its my job to watch two crappy channels for 12 hours a day. Sometimes I imagine that the aliens out there in space that are recieving our signals are judging us based on our advertising. They are judging us based on Mcdonalds ads and Ford ads and all the other crap that we are selling to each other ... just because we can't figure oout what else to do with our time on this rock. GAhhh....I feel like the guy in that movie "Videodrome".

So, blow up my tv, would ya? Thanks.

Seriously. I work in televison, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies. We are brainwarshing all of you. Buy. Buy! BUY! You need all this crap we be spewing at you 24-7. How else will you be a happy and fulfilled consumer? You need an Escalde, a new warsher and dryer and 2.5 childrens. That way the neighbour will know that you are SUCCESSFUL.

Seriously, I hate the damn tube and its my job to watch two crappy channels for 12 hours a day. Sometimes I imagine that the aliens out there in space that are recieving our signals are judging us based on our advertising. They are judging us based on Mcdonalds ads and Ford ads and all the other crap that we are selling to each other ... just because we can't figure oout what else to do with our time on this rock. GAhhh....I feel like the guy in that movie "Videodrome".

So, blow up my tv, would ya? Thanks.

Hehe, so sad and yet so true...

Now would you like me to blow up your TV with c4 or M2 Plastique? We could throw it out a fifth storey window and then run it over with a lorry also...

In Winter, I couldn't do without the TV. How else would I keep from going insane riding on the Gerbil Wheel known as a trainer?

It's not the TV, it's what the idiot human tunes into that is the problem.

Y'all should really check out things like:
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
Star Trek (all of them)
Seinfeld
Conquest
Southpark
Mind of Mencia
3-2-1 Contact

Network TV is pretty much not worth owning a TV, but get cable or satellite and you have Discovery, the History Channel, History International, and the Military Channel. My main reason is for owning one is so that I can watch hockey and baseball. Now if only I can get football to go away.

In Winter, I couldn't do without the TV. How else would I keep from going insane riding on the Gerbil Wheel known as a trainer?

Point duly noted. Furthermore, I'm starting to think that life without Animal Planet and all those cute little critters they show would really be a bummer, especially when it's snowing and I need to see something cute...

So, anyone here trained in televisual CPR? I kind of smashed my TV last night in a fit of rage (over a situation regarding a paper clip, some panties and a half-eaten container of lard...) I'll even give you a dollar!

In Winter, I couldn't do without the TV. How else would I keep from going insane riding on the Gerbil Wheel known as a trainer?

I had to ride your 'gerbel wheel, when I had my shoulder surgery. I found watching the news made my cadence go sky high.

そう、別のノートで、ここにだれが寿司を好むか。

I shot one TV with a shotgun once and another with an arrow.

I've done that too. In this picture which was censored by request of the mods, and also censored because I don't show my face, I had just blown away a TV and a vintage computer with my SKS D, and my buddy helped with his AK.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/Michiganderbiker/bikeforums%20pics/TVandvintagecomputer.jpg