Foo - I hate beer.

I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

That is all.

bummer

It makes you a jolly good fellow.

Did you anyone report this post yet?

Did you anyone report this post yet?
:lol:

My present favorite drink is peach schnapps with pineapple and mango juice..

You meant "I bait here", right?

I love girly drinks too.

Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.

What would bridges be without trolls?????

Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.



Certainly tastes like it.

I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

That is all.

I hate beer too.

But I'm not horribly fond of "girly drinks" either.

I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).

Ok I am not a troll.. Its just that too many people have been quoting beer as their motivation to ride.. I felt like I had to take a stance..

jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.

I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).

A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.

Certainly tastes like it.



:beer:

jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.

:beer:

:beer:

I am going to petition for a smily with two martini glasses clinking.. Along with the sound.

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-- Benjamin Franklin

And I'm not kidding. There are pics of me grabbing a beer bottle at age 3. Ahhhh, the good old days....

Beer is not my motivation for anything. It ranks low on my beverage list (ten being the lowest).

1. water

2. orange juice

3. tea

4. coffee

5. soy milk

6. soda

7. mixed iced cocktail

8. vodka (or whisky in winter, tequila in the summertime)on rocks

9. beer

10. wine

jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.

Dont get me wrong, its a good source of calories, just does'nt satisfy my sweet tooth. Plus you gotta pee a lot..

A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.

I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?

I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?

Vicodin work for you?

I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?



Whiskey is better...it will take away your pain tonight, and give it back to you double in the morning.

more beer for the rest of us then.

Whiskey is better...it will take away your pain tonight, and give it back to you double in the morning.

+1

I'm never touching the stuff again.

Oh there is one other reason I hate beer.. I had top buy 2 cases last year because I stuck out at softball :mad:

You stuck out what at softball???

You stuck out what at softball???

he was drunk on beer.

Oh there is one other reason I hate beer.. I had top buy 2 cases last year because I stuck out at softball :mad:



Oooh...the ball must have hit you alot with you sticking out like that.

...or did you mean you wore fancy clothing? I'm sober, help me out here.

Oooh...the ball must have hit you alot with you sticking out like that.

...or did you mean you wore fancy clothing? I'm sober, help me out here.


Many an 'r' between between a cup and a lip :o (Actually zero and that didnt come out quite how I intended in to).. My golf swing completely messed up my softball swing and the end result was horrible..

Ah, so we see you hate beer instead of your ineptness. I always heard people with a beer problem like to shift blame... :D

I like Beer, Wine, whiskey, scotch, vodka, and girly drinks. I'm an equal opportunity drinker.

I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?
I don't recommend it with all this alcohol. It's harsh on your liver.

Beer is terrible. The only kind I can stand is Killian's Irish Red. BUT, I'm one of those lucky few that can be floored by two beers.

Club soda, no ice, small straw is my bar drink of choice.

As a homebrewer, I'd say you need to give good beer another chance.

While beer isn't my sole motivation for riding, it ranks pretty high up the list. I think 9 single malt whiskys fill out the rest of my top 10.

i love beer. that's why i don't drink.

Beer & PB 'n honey, natures perfect meal.

And I'm not kidding. There are pics of me grabbing a beer bottle at age 3. Ahhhh, the good old days....

I left my empty glass of Guiness sitting on the side table, left the room, and when I came back, my two year old daughter was tipping it up like Winnie-the-Pooh in search of that last drop of honey.

She does love her Guiness...

+1

I'm never touching the stuff again.

Meh.

Whiskey is fine - Makers Mark, crown --- prefer a nice single malt scotch - most anything made on the Isle of Islay, Jaimesons is fine - Johnny Black will do in a pinch ---- and good beer. Just had 3 Philosophers - dark and thick - hint of chocolate - and I was served this with dessert of a dark chocolate cake - yum. But I mainly prefer a draft Hoegaarden. :) No gurly drinks for this gurl.

shame on me! I dont like beer or any kind of drinks:o

I love beer but I wish I didn't. It would be much easier to keep weight off.

Beer & PB 'n honey, natures perfect meal.

Wait all together in one drink :eek:

Wait all together in one drink :eek:

Helz yeah! Don't knock it til you've tried it. :)

I love beer but I wish I didn't. It would be much easier to keep weight off.

+1

shame on me! I dont like beer or any kind of drinks:o


I was a bartended for 6 plus years --- at the height - I was working 3 bars/60 hrs a week. Doubles all weekend - left my house at 10 am --- arrived home around 5 am next day - got up 5 hrs later and went back. I slept on Mondays basically. :) Made lots of money though :) And drank lots too. :)

Ah, so we see you hate beer instead of your ineptness. I always heard people with a beer problem like to shift blame... :D

Thats what a real sportsman does.. blame everything else but him :D..

Helz yeah! Don't knock it til you've tried it. :)

Gulp.. I am not that brave.. yet..

Beer is terrible. The only kind I can stand is Killian's Irish Red. BUT, I'm one of those lucky few that can be floored by two beers.

Club soda, no ice, small straw is my bar drink of choice.

I am with you on the two drink max.. But club soda, for a man of the cypress stature.. Weak..

I hate ****ty beer. But I ****ing *LOVE* good beer!

Luckily, there is no ****ty beer.

Except, pumpkin beer. Whoa.