Fifty Plus (50+) - Saw This Bumper Sticker Today

I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.

I'm 65. I break for no reason at all.

- due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

:-)

My favorite bumper sticker ever: "I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".

"I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I will defend to the death your right to stick it".

:roflmao:

- due to osteoporosis or a homophone?

:-)

My spelling teacher and me.

:roflmao:



:roflmao:

My spelling teacher and me.
Now THAT was funnie. :D

All of a sudden I have a hankerin' to eat potatoe chips.

Good one JT

My favorite bumper sticker was on the back of a high dollar convertable with a VERY HOT girl driving. It said:

Yes I do, but not with you

This one had me laughing; "Hey, I'm Not In Your Hurry". bk

"My cat is smarter than your A student and is potty trained."

On the back of my car.

A variation on "My other car is a Porsche"

Seen on the rear of an old Car- "My other car is rubbish Too"

"My other car is full carbon."

The second funniest bumper sticker ever:

Your honor student is nothing but a pawn in the paws of my evil dachshund's plan for world domination.

"Help fight world hunger--eat a rat"

"My kid can kick the crap out of your honor student..."

From an ex-girlfriend who was (is) really into yoga:

"My karma ran over your dogma"

- L.

"Lord, help me to be the person my Dog thinks I am."

My Child Was Inmate of the Month at County Jail. bk

My 3 all time favs:

Visualize whirled peas

Eschew obsfucation

Government by fad

What would the French know about Testosterone? Free Floyd!

"Nuke The Unborn Gay Whales For Jesus…"

- Wil

My spelling teacher and me.

Looks like a couple of typical Hoosiers.

My favorite from my college days...............


.............Support The Right To Arm Bears............

Best recent
I'm from Florida my turn signal supposed to be on all the time

I have a bumper sticker on my car which has comments from well over 100 people. At least 10 times when I've been stopped at intersections, people have spoken to me from cars and/or motorcycles to compliment me on it. Through my rear view mirror, I have seen more people than I can recall, pointing at it and laughing.

I put it on for the 2006 elections, with the intent of removing it shortly thereafter, but as the comments keep coming, I've left it on. It is particularly popular amongst the 50+ crowd.

Now with all of that as a tease, I'm not going to say what it is as it is a political statement and I don't want to upset other forum members. Just wanted to chip in and say that a pithy bumper sticker can have a life of its own.

I have a bumper sticker on my car which has comments from well over 100 people. At least 10 times when I've been stopped at intersections, people have spoken to me from cars and/or motorcycles to compliment me on it. Through my rear view mirror, I have seen more people than I can recall, pointing at it and laughing.

I put it on for the 2006 elections, with the intent of removing it shortly thereafter, but as the comments keep coming, I've left it on. It is particularly popular amongst the 50+ crowd.

Now with all of that as a tease, I'm not going to say what it is as it is a political statement and I don't want to upset other forum members. Just wanted to chip in and say that a pithy bumper sticker can have a life of its own.

It's not nice to tease old folks....

"Give Bush an inch and he thinks he's a ruler."

"George W. Bush--the President Quail we never had"


train safe

Well, since those Bush stickers are more directly negative than mine, I'll go ahead and post it.

"I never thought I'd miss Nixon"

But perhaps it is more because I liked Nixon??? Who knows?

Rut roh. I can't put the genie back in the bottle now, can I?

I think John Lennon said this:

"Give Peas a chance"

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research."

Saw this bumper sticker the other day " I'll bet Jesus would use his turn signal"

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot

"Wisconson, more avitars than people"

" Guns don't kill people....People talking on cell phones while driving do"

"lifes already a ***** (female dog), don't elect one (picture of Billary with a red line through it)

Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate frame:


I'm still hot
It just comes in flashes

Bill would make an ugly "First Lady", but it runs in the family....

Now I like that one, it bashes both of 'em!!!!

Saw this last week.http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/billlewis_photos/purebredfred.jpg

"If you going to ride my butt at least pull my hair"

Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most. That was what I had on a license plate frame a few years ago and my license plate read 2BRKSHY

Favorites I have seen, (some on this thread are better)

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I ♥ Animals
They’re Delicious
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Honk If Your Stupid
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(Yes, spelled that way)

WTF?

WWJD
Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

" Dear God, save me from your followers" -10 years ago in Vermont