Mood Ring

[taz13]

My boyfriend, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

[eubi]

HAHAHA. Good one. I emailed it to my wife.

I already bought her a diamond ring. Wonder what kind of mark it will leave...