austropithicus
08-23-07, 07:49 AM
Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two? In an effort to help you stay informed, the definition for each is listed here:
Guts - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
Balls - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two? In an effort to help you stay informed, the definition for each is listed here:
Guts - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
Balls - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion.